"So, Witches and Wizards," Loki announced.
"and Non-Magical people" Hermione says.
"Non-magical people" Harry quirked an eyebrow at her.
"Well, to be more inclusive," Hermione chuckled.
"There are no Mudbloods in here" Draco rolls his eyes.
"You missed one" Pansy whispers to his ear.
"Right, Granger my favorite Mudblood" Draco opens his arms as he gets hit by a force.
" HAHA, you deserved that one" Ginny points and laughs.
"Imagine saying a slur twice with no remorse," Ron shakes his head.
" Never could be" Fred scoffs.
" Okay, So we are on our Shorts & toks segment again round 7" Loki cheers.
"Yay" Harry makes a sarcastic sound raising his hands in the air "So excited."
"Shut up, Potter" Pansy growls.
"I know for a fact you did not tell me to shut up" Harry says in a chilling tone while slowly looking to face her.
"I did," Pansy says with a huge grin on her face.
" Let's just get into the Shorts & Toks please before Hansy becomes Canon" George smirks.
" EWW" Harry screams.
" Never in a Million years or universes" Pansy makes a disgusted face.
" Oh The Multiverse" Luna mentions.
" Oh Please let's not get started on that bullshit fascination of yours" Draco raises his hand waving it around.
" We'll get started on your language" McGonagall turns to him.
" I'll pass," Draco says.
* Snape is walking as Draco passed by him with a Hoverboard*
" Why is he on a Muggle invention? At least I assume it looks like a skateboard" Hermione tilts his head.
" I can enjoy somethings, But I would like that" Draco smirks pointing at the object.
" A Muggle Invention" Bellatrix hisses.
" What- I didn't say anything" Draco scratches his hair looking down.
" The Malfoy Family are Hypocrites," Ron whispers.
* Snape is on the hoverboard and Draco is falling behind him*
* Clip ends*
" Aww, Draco wants his toy back," Hermione mocked.
" Oh, Please shut up. " Draco rolls his eyes.
" Snape and Malfoy are going to give Harry detention" Ginny snickers.
" At least I ran with style" Snape flips his robes.
" Yes, style is very Important to the arts" Dumbledore agrees.
" Snape really took that thing and said I am unstoppable" Fred laughs.
" Because I am," Snape says.
" I mean taking it away from Ferret boy is really an accomplishment" George says.
" Expecto Patronum" Harry yells.
" Aggressive" Narcissa comments.
" For what? It's a Basic spell" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
" That you can't do" Neville turns to her.
"Oop-"
" I bet you can't even do the spell, Longbottom" Bellatrix turns to meet him in the eye.
" Right" Neville frowns.
" That ended the argument," Lucius says.
" I-I can't but maybe in the future" Neville turns to Loki who shakes her head.
" The argument is done" Lucius snickers.
" You can produce a non-corporeal one" Loki says.
" That's great, Nev" Luna rubs his back.
" Expecto Patronum:"
" So the German one was deeper" Harry notes.
" Less aggressive" Narcissa notes.
" Sounded like Percy when scolding at someone" Ron chuckles.
" Expecto Patronum"
" What-" Ginny snickers.
" The Japanese one-is interesting at least," Luna says.
" It makes potty sound like a 3 year old" Draco bursts out laughing.
"Makes him sound like his voice is just developing" Pansy snickers.
* Harry in Spanish*
* Clip ends*
" I personally didn't hear Expecto Patronum," Dumbledore says.
" Because he wasn't," McGonagall says.
" Oh" Dumbledore leans away from her.
" It sounds like Snape yelling at me," Fred laughs.
" Like he was shouting at somebody, maybe Ferret" George shrugs.
" What is he even saying?"Hermione gently raises her hand.
" It was cursing in Spanish apparently" Loki snickers.
" So Snape cursing at me, that sounds blissful" Fred snorts.
" Is This it? This is nothing. Hogwarts make this looks like a joke"
" I mean she isn't lying" Harry laughs a bit.
" All The Muggle schools are nothing compared to the Castles of Hogwarts" Hermione beams.
" Yeah"
" Would Harry Potter be scared?"
" Yes, but I wouldn't show it" Harry chuckles a bit remembering when he first got to Hogwarts.
" I wasn't scared at all," Draco smirks.
" I was nervous," Neville says.
" You lost your toad because of it" Hermione reminds him.
" It's Trevor and also yes it will never happen again" Neville promises.
" No"
" I would" Harry corrects him.
" But Ron would"
" I was excited, not necessarily scared" Ron says.
"Yeah, well Ron's a pussy"
* Theatre is speechless and shock as The Slytherins snicker*
" Well, That's not Fair"
* Clip ends*
" Bloody Hell..." Ron first says.
" Don't mind them, they clearly don't know you to know what decisions you have made for the greater good" Hermione hugs him.
" It's false you are great and a Gryffindor" Harry high fives him.
" She didn't lie, The blondes never lie" Draco snickers.
" Well, at least I have magic and you don't " Ron screams to the screen.
" That sounded racially motivated" Pansy looks an eye at Draco.
" Don't worry Ron, In the books you were a badass " Loki assures him.
" Tamatamtamatam"
" What did she say' Bellatrix points.
" Tam-Tam-Tam-Tam-Tama-Tam-Tam" Lucius repeats slowly.
" You don't have to slow it down I'm not a reta-"
" HEY WE DO NOT USE SUCH ABLEIST SLURS, IT GETS MY ANGRY WHEN I SEE PEOPLE USE IT LIKE ITS NOTHING" Loki screams.
" Offended I see" Bellatrix scoffs.
" Awww, All I want for Christmas itss uu"
" That was good," Luna claps.
" It was the bare minimum" Draco says.
" It was still good" Dumbledore joins in the clapping.
" Flip-Flops, I don't Know If I like that"
" Sandals fits better," Ginny says.
" More classy" Hermione nods.
" What, Butter is the best thing. Everything that have butter is in is the best"
" It's good on bread" Ron smiles thinking about it.
" I disagree, greasy" Draco shudders.
" Your hair is the foundation of Grease" George says.
" It's better than yours" Lucius spats.
" That says alot coming from somebody who started the hair questioning" Ginny says.
" You would have had a successful hair salon career" Harry says.
" I don't want to be over. Please don't let it be over"
" They're so cute," Hermione squeals.
" I hate Crookshanks" Ron says to her.
" That doesn't concern you," Hermione yells at him.
" Oh, I'm so sorry. So Sorry. Oh. I feel so bad"
" That's uwu" Ginny points out.
" It is," Luna agrees.
" I'm so Lonely"
" Welcome to my Life" Snape says.
" You deserve it," Harry sputters.
" I didn't need your entitled Opinion, Potter" Snape sneers.
"Ooooh Somebody's getting detention when we get back" Pansy teases.
" Ha, you," Harry says.
"Actually everybody here has at least one reason to get Detention" McGonagall looks at them all.
"Don't screw this up"
" Me when I'm doing a test," Hermione says.
" How can you screw up a test?" Ron scoffs.
" You're the smartest person in our year" Harry tells her making Hermione blush.
" My son is the exception," Lucius says.
" He never was," Fred chuckles.
" I'm sorry, What just Happened"
* Clip ends*
" That's me," Neville points out.
" Clumsy minded fool" Snape huffs.
" Severus" Dumbledore scolds him.
" We're watching a Marvel and Harry Potter related video next" Loki says.
* Draco vs Loki*
" Draco" Draco shouts.
" Loki" Most of The Gryffindor's shout.
" I know Loki had probably done some messed up stuff but better then Draco please" Ginny says.
" We would disagree but eh" Loki shrugs.
* Draco edit*
" Oh, He Looked extra crusty" Ginny shakes her head.
" I Look Fine, stop being jealous" Draco rolls his eyes.
* Loki edit*
* Clip ends*
" Loki wins," Harry shouts." For the black haired people"
" He's so fine," Ginny says.
" What-" George turns to her.
" I mean he is" Bellatrix smirk's.
" He won because he is a god with magic, Draco is just a human with spells" Loki says.
" I'd prefer the god over the puppet," Hermione says.
" Did you Know that in Harry Potter the director of prison of Azkaban, Alfonso Cuaron Told Emma, Daniel and Rupert to write an essay about their Characters. First Daniel Radcliffe wrote a page, Emma Watson wrote 10 pages and Rupert Grint didn't write anything just like their characters"
* Clip ends*
" Emma Watson actually wrote 16 pages" Loki corrects.
"She's a nerd like you, Granger," Draco says.
" We would have been great friends," Hermione smiles.
" I would have as well written one page about myself" Harry says.
" I mean they didn't get me wrong that I wouldn't write any" Ron chuckles a bit.
" Lazy" Ginny scoffs.
* Jack Frost as Draco*
* Ginny screams*
" The accuracy," Hermione gasps.
" What is the movie?" Harry asks.
" Its Jack frost released in 1998-"
" In 3 years" Luna says.
" Yes ,He has snow powers," Loki nods.
" I will for now call you Jack Frost" Ron turns to Draco.
" Of course, Rotten Ron" Draco rolls his eyes.
*Two Redheads dancing around as Fred and George*
" I fully support" Fred raises his hands.
" That does look like us," George agrees.
" It's surprising they were able to find something so accurate," Narcissa says.
* Merlin as Dumbledore*
* Clip ends*
" Oh gee that looks alot like me" Dumbledore laughs.
" Oh that's Merlin it's the movie, The sword in the stone " Hermione points.
" The Philosopher's Stone " Harry says.
" Well not entirely" Hermione chuckles.
" Okay, So The next one is y/n sooooo I would best advice don't insert your name" Loki looks around.
" Hi Hermione"
" Hello" Hermione waves.
" Hi Deadric, sorry Cedric"
" The disrespect" Harry shakes his head.
" Oh Hi Luna,"
" Hello" Luna smiles and waves.
" I feel triggered that I haven't been addressed" Draco rolls his eyes
" oh you will be soon" Loki laughs,
" Your so sweet, such a nice person"
" Thank you" Luna beams.
" Yes, you are Luna," McGonagall says.
* Draco appears*
" Oh finally I am being addressed" Draco smirks.
* Y/N moans and faints*
* Clip ends*
* Theatre's mouth drops*
" She's wet that's all I got to say" Ginny raises her hand in the air looking round.
" What the hell did you just say?" Fred turns to her.
" Oh not me..y/n" Ginny blinks aggressively at him.
" I get that my son is attractive but he will not be sexualized at all, I won't tolerate it" Lucius warns them.
" Full support" Narcissa agrees.
" Oh great parents" Loki claps.
" Panscake probably did insert her name. She's in shock" Ron chuckles.
" I didn't" Pansy stammers.
" Now, I can say that when I first watched this I froze for about a whole minute and it was like the first thing I was gonna show when I created the Shorts & Toks segment but I will show you it now" Loki snickers.
" I'm still in shock but I am not surprised," Draco smirks.
" Hermione, I cheated on you with Lavender" Ron says.
" I would never cheat," Ron gasps.
" RONALD WEASLEY" Ginny yells, impersonating their mother.
" I know that Ron but this Ron is stupid" Hermione smiles while rubbing his shoulder.
" I a-agree on that part" Neville stammers.
" I really do not care," Hermione says.
" Ooh" Is heard in the theater.
" I would care, I am not going to lie" Hermione says truthfully.
" That's true, I would hide in a corner" Harry whispers.
" Why?" Ron asks.
" Because there are better Rons and better men in the world" Hermione scoffs.
" I'd personally wouldn't want to stay with a guy that can't afford his wedding," Pansy chuckles.
" I mean that says a lot doesn't it' Bellatrix hisses.
" Cause me and your girlfriend were playing dress up at my house"
* Theatre went into shock*
* Ginny and Hermione starts screaming for different reasons*
" Not at my house, In the manor? You're getting disowned" Lucius points a finger at him.
" It's just a stupid Muggle edit " Draco smirks.
" I expected Y/N not Fucking DRACO MALFOY" Ginny screams even more.
" I have no words" Harry wipes the drool coming out of his open jaw.
" The Hell no," Ron shouts.
"Not at the Manor" Narcissa says.
" The biggest plot twist" Dumbledore snickers.
"no, No, NO" Hermione screams.
" Too Bad Ronny," Draco laughs.
" My Favorite Edit, no capping' Ginny stands up swinging her arms.
" I HATE THIS" Pansy yells.
" Draco wouldn't actually fuck a Mudblood, he's too good for that" Bellatrix hisses.
" She was into bad boys," Draco smirks.
" You did not," Ron says.
"You think I would be the one to lie, Weasley" Draco smirks.
" Your In Slytherin" Ron scoffs.
" Slytherin stereotypes" Draco rolls his eyes.
" Yes, we did," Hermione says.
*Clip ends*
"What if you were actually playing dress up?" Neville asks.
"Their is no fucking way two opposite genders are gonna play actual dress up especially teens" Pansy says.
" They could be... but unlikely," Luna says.
" Like for example if one of you people told me Looney and you were playing dress up, I would believe it" Draco starts to laugh.
" Rude" Ginny turns away.
" It was a good edit, in fact it was an amazing edit with a great plot twist in another reality not mine. Thanks" Hermione rushes.
"Slow down your horses" Loki laughs " The next one will be the last one for today and it's a deleted scene from your 4th year, Goblet of Fire" Loki announces.
" Hogwarts let's entertain our friends in the best way we can. Stand" Dumbledore says as they rise.
" Oh please they better not-" Draco was cut off.
" Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. Teach us something please"
" Oh, The school song" Luna smiles.
" Oh yes, it's amazing" Harry claps.
" Terrible," Draco says.
" Terrible" Pansy repeats.
" Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees,"
" Oh, This is enjoyable," Harry smiles.
" Daniel Radcliffe didn't" Loki mentions.
" What?"
" Nothing" Loki clears her throat.
" Victor Krum is wondering what the hell is going on," Hermione chuckles.
" Pedo" Ron whispers.
" Excuse me" Hermione hits his head.
"Our heads could do with filling,"
" What the hell is Crabbe doing" Pansy says .
" I mean you do you but me I will not turn this up" Draco shakes his head.
" Crabbe actually doing something nice for a change" Harry scoffs
" Don't even try making Malfoy join, he won't budge" Ron laughs.
" More like sharing an experience and realizing your not sharing it" Hermione says.
" More like that, '' Draco nods. " I mean here's my support and let me be"
" Reminds me of primary school assemblies full of shit" Loki chuckles.
"With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air,"
" The Beauxbatons are confused as hell," Ginny laughs.
" I am too," Bellatrix whispers.
" Same" Narcissa nods.
"I didn't need to hear Potty's terrible singing" Draco presses his ears together.
"Obviously The Gryffindors sing it with joy" Pansy rolls her eyes.
"Yes because we do" McGonagall sighs.
" The Slytherins don't understand joy, do they?" Dumbledore side eyes Snape.
"Dead flies and bits of fluff,"
* Stomps in water*
" Oh finally The ringing in my ear has stopped" Draco touches his ear and groans.
" Oh stop being dramatic, Draco" Snape rolls his eyes.
" But It hurts-"
" It doesn't stop capping," Harry turns to him.
"And learn until our brains all rot"
* Clip ends*
" My Brain is fine" Lucius scoffs.
" Who is that?" Pansy asks.
" The big fat oaf" Draco answers.
" Of course, how stupid can I be?" Pansy hits her forehead.
" It was joy," Harry smiles.