so mark Cesar Adam and Jonah were just talking ig and then WTF HOW DID CESAR TURN INTO A FUCKING BABY??
mark: aha you look ugly as a child
*baby Cesar starts crying*
cesar: stfu
mark: HOLY SHIT THE THING CAN TALK-
*everyone screams and Jonah kicks baby cesar*
Mark: i got no idea of what just happened
adam: stupid your not supposed to kick babies
Jonah: oh so now you know how to take care of a child?
adam: wha- no but i know you DONT KICK IT!
Jonah: BUT IT TALKED!!!
adam: SO?
as the fight was happening Mark just sat there watching*
adam: YOU DONT JUST GO KICK A BABY BC IT TALKED
jonah: BUT IT LOOKED EVIL!!!!!
adam: ITS CESAR
jonah: U DONT KNOW HE COULD'VE BEEN EVIL AS A CHILD
adam: NVM LETS GO FIND IT BEFORE BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS
jonah: what's gonna happen if we don't find it
adam: then it wouldn't be how it was planned for the story is abt Cesar turning into a baby and we-
Mark: what do you mean its planned for the story?
adam: shi- i broke the 4th wall
jonah: OHHHHHHHHHH IM TELLING!
adam: STFU AND FIND THAT LITTLE CESAR
mark: I'm not helping
jonah: me either
adam: find then i guess we're just sit here
*cesar pops back*
baby Cesar: i heard u wouldn't look for me. guess i gotta do this *pulls out a gun from nowhere*
mark: IT HAVES A GUN
jonah: NOOOO I DONT WANT TO DIEEEEE *cries*
adam: come on dude give me the gun!
baby Cesar: NO
adam: fine..... *runs to get the gun*
cesar shoots Adam in the leg
adam: OW WHAT THE-
Cesar: this wasn't how the story was supposed to go
jonah: *loud sobbing*
mark: is he dead? *pokes Adam with a stick*
cesar: i don't get paid enough for this *turns back to normal*
mark: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON-???
jonah: *more fucking sobbing*
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the end
my friend wanted me to make this but i wanted to make it stupid asf so yeah there prob not gonna like it :)
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