(A/N: Hello readers, I'm posting cursed images in the story, so yea)
Location: Dillman hill
Time: ??:??
3rd person pov
We see lisa walking around the base looking for tony.
Lisa: Where is this bastard, I hope he nev-
Tony: AAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Lisa: I guess i found him.
Lisa ran towards the sound of tony screams.
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Lisa found tony dorm.
Lisa: Well this is where tony screams is.
She opens the door, when she see inside his dorm. She found tony "naked" on the floor in fear.
Tony: Help...... me.......
Lisa: What happen?
Tony points his finger towards the bed. She turn towards the bed and found a naked female with dog ears and tail.
???: Hai~ Tony, you dirty animal~
Lisa: Tony? Who is this woman?
Tony: ;n; M-M-My g-g-girlfriend *Crying* Korone!
Lisa: What?
Korone: Ara Ara~ We have sex in his dorm.
Tony: *Crying* I-I'm scared!
Korone gets up and kisses him on the lips, Tony felt scared of her. Lisa was downfounder seeing tony in the bad shape, But sighed.
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The scene change with tony outside.
Tony: So let me get this strand! Japanese and Russian are now here, Including that my crazy girlfriend is here!
Lisa: e_e Yep.
Tony: This is a nightmare
Korone: Tony-sama~ You should be happy to see me~
Tony: Well shit ;n;
Lisa: At least it didn't get any-
???: Who's in charge.
Lisa sigh in ignorance, She knows that person. She turn around and see...
Makarov:.....
Lisa:.....
Makarov: Lisa.
Lisa: Marakov.
Korone and tony look between the two. They know each other!?
Lisa: Surprised seeing you here.
Makarov: Da.
Tony: Uhhh hi? I'm tony from the recon unit.
Makarov: Vladimir makarov, I'm joining you on the recon unit.
Tony: Really!?
Lisa: *Facepalm*
Korone: *Gasp*
Sam: well shit!
Parker: CHEESE!! :D
Anna and Grays: Damn it Parker!
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Alucard: HEY KIDS, YOU WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY!!??
ALL: *Scream*
And back to the story
Tony: Ok, Listen! We are going to the city called italican. We got intelligence that the city was under attack. We must save them, If mission failed, we blamed on andrew!
Andrew: What did i do?!
Tony: Because you don't like cheese! Everyone love cheese!
Andrew: But-
Tony: To the vehicles!
Andrew couldn't say a word by sigh.
*Timeskip~*
We see American, German, Japanese and the Russian are now on the recon unit, They drove about a minute, only to be met 3rd recon unit. They met yet again, but the JSDF notes the Japanese and the Russians. Tony explained to itami their where are allies, Itami trusted them. After a few minutes, Recon units arrived at the city.
With tony
Tony: Woah, Nice place.
Lisa: It looks like the walls when nearly destroy or damage.
Tony get out of his vehicle.
Lisa: Lieutenant! What are- Ok he never listen to me!
Outside
We see tony decided to walk towards the walls, Itami, Lelei, Tuka and Rory decided to do the same.
Itami: So you going to the walls?
Tony: Yep.
Rory: *giggle* Wow, I impressed.
They reach the front gate.
Tony: Let me knock on the door.
Tony was about to knock on the door, But the door swung open hitting tony in the face.
Itami: Well th-
Itami couldn't say a word, when tony's rifle hits itami in the face knocking him out. Two dumbasses are now unconscious.
???: Welcome!
They saw a red hair girl.
???: Did I do that?
They nodded.
To be continue