Captain: Are you ready kids?
Russian soldiers: UURRRRAAAAAAA!!
Captain: I can't hear you!
Russian soldiers: UUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Captain: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Dillman man
3rd person pov
The two generals, one was American and the other was german.
US general: They call it the flame dragon, right?
German general: Ja, We were looking at minor causality that the refugee were dead.
US general: Are best chance is to nuke it or send fighter jets to kill it.
German general: Fighters will be good, We're don't want radioactive in the special region. You remember the incident..........
US general:......
German general:.........
US general: Let's not talk about........
German general: *Nodded* Agree, Also, we're finish building our new airfield.
US general: I can't believe we built an airfield so fast, Thank the President of United States.
German general: And the kaiser, Also russian empire will be sending forces into the gate.
US general: Even the japs, I told you the young President did have harem.
German general: Kaiser has harem~
Both of them laughed about that.
US general: *Laughed stop* Ok, less be serious.
German general: Ja.
Scenes change
The convoy arrive, Tony decided to eat cheese for some reason.
Tony: :v Must. Eat. Cheese.
Lisa: What the hell- and his gone. >:(
Sam: I can believe this guy is idiot.
Parker: *Thinking for cheese while drooling*
Anna kicks Parker in the nuts. But his still standing thinking about cheese.
With tony
Tony walk in the cafeteria, He saw amount of cheese.
Tony: CHEESE!! *Run towards the cheese while cutting line*
German chief: Hey! You can-
Tony: *Points a gun on him* Give me cheese!
German chief: *Scared has fuck* Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, I will bring cheese f-for you.
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Tony eats the whole cheese.
Tony: Finally, Now back to the recon miss-
???: Hello tony~
Tony froze in place, His eyes wide, and body shaking, He turn around to reveal to be Japanese with dog ears and tail.
Tony: *Shit himself* Oh god no
Tony:
Korone: *sweet voice* Did you miss me~
Tony: *Scared* Hi Korone *RUNAWAY*
Korone: *sweet voice* Oh i love playing game! *Yandere mode* HIDE AND MAKE BABYS!!!
Tony: *Running as fuck* FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!
Korone: *Yandere* COME HERE BOI!! LETS HAVE SEX AND CHILDREN!!!
Tony: *Running* HELP ME!!
Two US soldiers saw tony runaway from the girl.
US soldier 1: Can we save him?
US soldier 2: Nope
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Vampire: Can i come in?
Tom: No
To be continue