3rd pov
Wilbur started spewing nonsense again while hanging around the port.
Facts about orca whales?
Nah, all (y/n) hears is white noise coming out from his mouth.
Everyone is kind of... Weirded out.
Like the type of 'what is he saying?' to 'who even asked' type looks.
"(y/n)-ya, if you don't tell him to shut up, I'm going to shut him myself" law said to (y/n).
"don't worry, I was also going to force him to shut up" (y/n) answered.
"get going then, I swear if I hear any more... 'animal sex' shit I'm gonna lose it" law grumbled.
"I already lost it from the moment I found out techno was here" (y/n) sighed, "Wil.."
No response from Wilbur.
"Wil. Wilbur" (y/n) called again, no response, "William"
No Response, (y/n) kept calling him, usigg his (kind of) real name then his nickname until she was impatient and started raising her voice.
"I suggest you all cover your ears" techno said
"WILLIAMBUR!!" (y/n) yelled as Wilbur froze and gulped thickly, "no one gives a damn fuck about your marine talk! Fucking- every time you spill a pointless fact, your hairline goes back by an inch!"
Wilbur had his mouth open only to curve up into a smile as he slowly loses in a maniac laughter.
'this guy has no fucking shame, does he?' (y/n) thought.
It was written all over her features that she wanted to kill Wilbur.
"you're lucky I'm being generous today so I'm letting Techno kill you" she scoffed as techno starts to chuckle, turning to a giggle, the a full blown, evil, laughter as he chases Wilbur around the port.
"and here I am picking them up from daycare" someone said beside (y/n), "but since Lady miss (y/n) has them, I think it'll be fine"
"no-no-no-no! Dream! Don't leave them here!" (y/n) yelled and grabbed his sleeve.
This guy's is the oldest man in the 'cousins' part of the family.
He's dream, he has red eyes blonde hair, green hoodie that has its hood up.
He has a gold key hanging around his neck as he chuckled, his voice was deep as fuck though.
"who's this?" law asked, accompanied by Wilbur's screams and techno's laughs in the background.
"this is the oldest cousin, he's Dream." (y/n) introduced as dream smiled and bowed politely.
"I am dream, nice to meet you"
Dream looked down at law, both literally and figuratively.
Dream is 6'8, at least around that since he's taller than Wilbur, while law himself is 6'3.
Five inches apart!
(y/n) laughed slightly as dream shrugged.
"hey, you two. Aunt Kristen is looking for you" dream called to the two as they paused killing each other entirely.
"who?"
"aunt Kristen, your... Mother?" dream raised a brow at them as they started to stare into nothing
"oh yeah... We forgot we were supposed to buy her..." Wilbur and techno muttered before breaking into a cursing fit.
"fuck! We forgot why she sent us here!" techno panicked.
"literally, you guys still forget your orders?" (y/n) asked.
"aunt Kristen sent them here since she heard you're here" dream said.
"oh she did? Why?" (y/n) asked.
"I don't know" dream shrugs.
"huh... Auntie herself wouldn't send these two without a reason, especially when they're together"
"yup. I actually overheard her and your father talking" dream said
"what did they say? And didn't aunt puffy forbid you from 'overhearing' a conversation?" (y/n) asked.
"oh please, I 'overheard'. It's like I eavesdropped on them intentionally"
"alright, what did they say?"
"it was muffled but I did hear them talk about... Something... Something... Marine... Something... You... You... Tech... War... That's what I heard" dream hums
(y/n) just stayed silent for a while, "well that was useless"
"I know right?" dream whined, "I knew I should've listened closer"
"aha! You were eavesdropping!" (y/n) said
"oh no... Don't tell mom, would you?"
"uh..." (y/n) just looked at him, "when was the last time I held respect and/or likeness of me telling her something?"
"true"
"I don't give a damn shit about the fact that you just eavesdropped, I ain't a snitch, dream. You know that" she hums.
"I know" dream hums softly
"anyway... Is that all the reason you're here?" (y/n) asked.
"well, it's also a regards to them" dream pointed at law, "more specifically, him."
"huh? Why?"
"originally, your dad sent me here. He said to drag you back home, but I'll just tell him you're not here anymore, alright?" dream winked.
"ah, dream... You're a blessing, thank you" (y/n) laughed slightly.
"you guys cover each other up?" shachi asked.
"it's called an 'investment'. Buddy" dream hums slightly.
"how is that an investment?" Nami asked.
"well, we keep each other's backs, so that if it's a life threatening situation, there's something to sputter about. Like that time you got stuck in the slide?" (y/n) hummed making dream laugh
"and that time you 'accidentally' broke your dad's easel?" dream hums.
"ahh... That type of 'investment'..." Nami sweat dropped
"what? It's a cousin thing we do." dream waved his hand.
"say dream, wanna go grab a tea? You're the only one in my liege that's actually capable of holding a conversation" (y/n) offered.
"of course, do you thing they have earl Grey?"
"earl Grey? Seriously? You like that tea? It's bland"
"how about invigorating tea?"
"now that. Tastes better" (y/n) nods, "we'll be back before you know it"
They walked off.
'so out of all the cousins, dream-ya is her favorite...? And what problem with me that has to get (y/n)-ya dragged back to her home island? What the fuck?'
....
"yeah, whatever, whatever... You can go wherever you want" (y/n) waved.
Techno and Wilbur stared at each other and grinned.
"NO rough housing." (y/n) turned her head to them in warning.
"yes! Yes!"
"and surely, you won't burn the whole establishment down" (y/n) hums with a shrug.
Techno and Wilbur smiled oddly nicely, like two children waiting for their parents to leave.
Techno then looked at Wilbur through his eyes and leaped to tackle him to the ground.
And by at this point, they were fighting tooth and nail while destroying a few things.
"are you kidding me? I merely let you go for 5 seconds" (y/n) grunted, "clearly, none of you have matured"
(y/n) rolled up her sleeves and walking up to the two, splitting them up with ease
"clearly, you guys are so immature" (y/n) repeated as they laughed
"it's alright! (y/n) will always have us..." Wilbur grinned sarcastically.
(y/n) sighed and laced her fingers together while closer her eyes
She took a deep breath and let it out in a huff.
"remember (y/n)... They're your cousins... Control your anger... Or you'll fucking kill them" (y/n) growled
"dying by your hands would be an honor" Techno smiled.
"oh really?" (y/n) asked then lifts a chair up before proceeding to smash it on his head.
"kyaaa! Not literally!!" Techno screeched as Wilbur shrieked out
"Wilbur! Oh fucking Techno!" (y/n) yelled while going after them.
"(y/n)-San!!"
"she officially lost it" dream grinned happily
"officially?" law asked
"yep."
....
"bye (y/n)~!" dream yelled as he held two semi-unconscious men in his arms
"bye dream! Too bad they're knocked out" (y/n) rolled her eyes.
"you did this!"
"oh, yeah. Well.. Tell them to go fuck themselves later, alright?" (y/n) nods.
"alright! Bye bye~ make sure to take care of yourself!"
"yeah yeah! Bye bye~!"