(An:I started to do an actual Death Battle instead Of Making An Oc One....Will Is Gonna Hate Me for this)
Will:Alright,Everyone get ready for Some Awesome Ass kicking In DEATH BATTLE!!!
Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Will:OH COME ON!
Mine:Him,AGAIN?!
(Y/n):This Is not gonna End well.
Wiz: And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The theater Saw Cups,Shirts,Pencils And Memes And Even People Dressing Up As Deadpool,What Is It With Deadpool?
Boomstick:You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions.
(Y/n):I know because everytime,I was at the Conventions With stella Before we Broke up,Deadpool had an entire Section dedicated to him.
Stella:how,he's an Annoying Perv and Our Fans would Agree.
(Y/n):Our?
Stella:Don't you remember people Wanted to Meet You As well.
Wiz:But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as lighthearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.
Wiz:Wade Winston Wilson was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi-truck falling on his face.
Boomstick:That's...Oddly specific.
Wiz:Facing the inevitability of death, Wade gave up,He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.
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BACKGROUND
Real Name:Wade Winston Wilson
Height: 6'2" | 1.88m
Weight: 210 lbs | 95 kg
Place of Birth: Canada
Aliases:
Merc with a Mouth
Regenerating Degenerate(Everyone who Knew deadpool from his Media Or personally knew he deserved THAT Title)
Ninja Spider-Man(Our Mc Had No Idea Why)
Lives with a blind elderly woman
An even more clichéd cosplay subject more than the Joker(Stella And (Y/n) Knew This More than Anyone In the theater)
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Boomstick:Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called...Canada
Boomstick: And by cure, I mean he actually was handed over to the Weapon X program, the same guys who gave Wolverine's bones the old chrome dip. They injected Wade with Wolvie's healing factor.
Wiz: Which I don't even know if that's possible. Do they have like a spare jar of essence of Wolverine or something?
Akko:Sounds kinda......wrong Phrasing it like that.
Boomstick: With the ability to heal from anything, his body became a surgical playground for Doctor Killbrew and his assistant,Ajax.It's Just like Operation, only constantly hitting the sides.
A Operation Game With Deadpool's Face was Shown and Kept Hitting as well as Buzzing.
Boomstick:But hey, at least he doesn't have cancer anymore.
Wiz:Well, actually, he still does. His cells just regenerate faster than the cancer can kill him. Beneath the red and black spandex, he's basically a giant walking Tumor,which can talk... a lot.
The screen shows Wade's real face,his horribly disfigured Face.
Everyone:*Scream Of Terror*
Noelle:THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Leone:I think i puked in the inside.
Boomstick(panicked):AH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!Oh wait, we can't.
Wiz:Meanwhile, among Killebrew's other prisoners, a gambling ring was formed. Patients would place bets on each other's survival under the knife.
Boomstick:And these bets were placed of what they called "The Deadpool". ...Get it? 'Cause it's kinda where his name comes from? Oh, you'll see.
Yang:Boooo.
Wiz:Unfortunately for Killebrew, Wade had somehow gotten superhuman strength, speed, and stamina. Because I guess they got a jar filled with that shit, too. He used these skills to kill Ajax and make a dramatic escape. Free at last, his fellow inmates inspired him to take on his now famous namesake...
Boomstick:Deadpool-
And At That,Deadpool Himself enters in Interrupting Boomstick's last sentence.
Deadpool:♪DEADPOOOOOL♪Yeah!
Boomstick:What the heck?
(Bf/n):Oh No.
Deadpool:Oh ho, I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am.
Echo:More like A Perverted Asshole.
Deadpool:Hey!You Know That Will And I Were Awesome Partners Like That Night he Showed It and Murdered 40 Guys With 3 Bullets.
Will:That Was 20 years Ago and I Was DRUNK!
Everyone else on the Other hand Looked at the Author god.
Aizawa:you got something to share,Will?
Will:No.
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ABILLITES
Superhuman body
Exceptionally skilled with swords and all form of guns(Ruby was in awe of this)
Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts(Weiss and Winter were very impressed by this, but was still fuming over Deadpool's Inappropriate Words)
Superb healing factor
Magic satchel(Ozpin perked up in this prospect)
Contains various items, regardless of continuity - includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
Fourth Wall Awareness
RAGING SEX MACHINE(The Girls Brushed it off And Looked at (Y/n) While Echo looked at Will)
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Wiz:I was afraid of this. See, Deadpool somehow possess a unique awareness of whatever media he's in. Whether there be comic books, games, TV shows, or an awesome Internet show.
Boomstick:Huh in the what now?
Wiz:Basically, he's a pro at shattering the fourth wall.
Deadpool:Bingo! Oh hey, Boomstick! Tell your ex-wife I said hello~.
Deadpool does the "Come Hither" Growl While Boomstick is Annoyed.
Boomstick:You've got five seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off.
Wiz:Unfortunately, all that would do is piss him off. Bad idea, as Deadpool is a master martial artist, seasoned assassin, and a raging sex machine- what?
Deadpool:Yeah, I noticed that you left a few things in the script, so I made some changes. You know, just the important stuff. Like my penis.
Boomstick:Well, if by raging sex machine, he means getting down with A Bloated Alien,a Shape shifting Teenage Prostitute and Death herself, he must have some pretty low standards. That's right, this guy literally tried to stick his dick in Death! Maybe that's why he liked my ex-wife.
Echo:Well,he can never Compare to my husband.
Will:Hehehehe.
Boomstick:But besides his dick, Deadpool has an arsenal of weaponry he can pull out from absolutely nowhere!
Wiz:This is an animation technique commonly called the Magic Satchel, though its existence as an actual thing is preposterous
Ozpin:Interesting.
Ironwood:Will,Can we-
Will:No.
Deapool:Oh yeah?Watch this!
Deadpool yelled as he reaches out from the pit of the satchel, and pulled out a large elephant like pulling out a rabbit out of the top hat.
Wiz:I hate you...
Deadpool:Oh, I hate you too.
Deadpool said in a lovey dovey way.
Boomstick:Me too.....Some of Deadpool's favourite toys include-
Deadpool:My trusty rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favourite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an infinity stone that alters continuity...
Deadpool listed out as he started to get really giddy.
Deadpool:Ohoho I can't choose! I love 'em all!
..............................
Boomstick(And Will):Okay That's It, I'm gonna kill him!
Will Fires A Machine Gun but Deadpool Dodges it easily same with the shotgun.
Wiz: Combined, Deadpool's weapons and abilities has helped him to accomplish some amazing feats in spite of his illness.
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STRENGTHS AND FEATS.
Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
Completely regenerated from a single hand
Sole person to outwit Taskmaster(N.G Was Impresses but Remembered it's deadpool,So he got plot Armor)
Can dodge point blank machine guns
Killed the Marvel Universe(Bailey Booed at him for This)
Causally battled Red Hulk
Once became a Herald of Galactus
NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3
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Boomstick: His quick draw's fast enough to beat 7 Hydra agents at once; he can decimate legions of armed warriors solo... while talking on the phone; he's the only one to ever outwit Taskmaster, who literally has the power to predict his opponent's moves; and in one instance, he even murdered the ENTIRE Marvel Universe, including the supposedly unkillable Wolverine.
Izuku:How can he Beat someone who can predict your moves?
Will:Easy because Not even deadpool himself can predict what he's Going to do next.
Echo:Plus,he Always gets cocky since he can Regenerate From Nearly Anything.
Wiz:He did this with a sword made of Carbonadium,an alloy capable of nullifying healing factors. In other words, he cheated.
(An:Why did you do that Anyway?
Deadpool:I was Bored)
Amanda:My Kind of Guy except being Crazy part.
Boomstick:He survived skyscrapers collapsing on top of him, having his heart ripped out, his head blown to bits, and even his entire body melted into a puddle.
Natsu:HOLY SHIT!
Naegi:HOW IS HE STILL GOING?!
Will:Cause he's only gonna stop,if he wants to stop.
Wiz: But his regeneration is also responsible for one of his greatest downfalls. This power has trained him to think he's invincible, and has become quite careless in battle.
Echo:Like I said,Cocky.
Boomstick: And that just if his extreme ADHD hasn't already put him into a bind.
Wiz: Yet there are few more deadly than the Regenerating Degenerate. Really, Deadpool finally accomplished his dream of becoming the next great superhero.
Deadpool:Aw,That's sweet of you guys........Wanna See me Naked?
Wiz:Wait, what? No, no, no-!
Deadpool shows them his naked frame from the comic, scarring them from the disturbance.
Everyone:
Boomstick:Agh,My eyes!Can't...claw them out...fast enough...!
Deadpool:Aaand now you're scarred for life. Let's see my competition
Will:DAMMIT,DEADPOOL!
(F/n):Oh God!It's Like Walking in on your Mom in The Shower.
-Death Battle!-
Wiz: In the history of the DC universe, there has never existed a more lethal tactician and soldier than Slade Joseph Wilson. After illegally joining the U.S. military at the age of 16, he fought in Korea for years where his skill earned the attention of an experimental serum program and the lovely Captain Adeline Kane.
Cody:How,Though?he was 16 and lied About his Age,All they gotta do is See his birth certificate.
Freddy:You know In Superhero worlds that people are Stupid.
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BACKGROUND
Real name: Slade Joseph Wilson
Height: 6'4" | 1.93 m
Wight 225 lbs | 102 kg
Alternate Alias:The Terminator
Known for terrorizing a certain group of teenage superheroes
Will shoot children in the knee point blank using a shotgun(Anyone who was a mother was not happy to hear this)
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Has yet to be accurately portrayed outside of his comics
Boomstick:This is sounding suspiciously like the origin story of Captain America.
Wiz:Slade Actually Gets the girl.
Boomstick:Oh, never mind! But does he steal cars?
Wiz: Probably. Slade completely mastered every fighting style under Adeline's tutelage in record time.
Wiz: Apparently, this impressed her so much, they were married with a kid on the way in mere months.
Boomstick: Now that's my kind of woman! Oh, you're a badass? No roses! No dates! Let's fight people, get married, and plow!
Will:Moron.
Rias:No woman Would Actually be like that.......Right?
Boomstick: Feeling pretty fucking great about life, Slade volunteered for an experiment that would help him resist enemy truth serums. Everything went exactly as planned...
Panels of Deathstroke lashing out appear along with the sounds of screaming and shattering glass.
Circuit:They Just Never Learn.
Boomstick: You'd think these guys would've learned by now.
Wiz: Wouldn't you know it, the injection did not have the effects they were looking for. But instead of ruining his life forever, the experiment accidentally transformed Slade into the deadliest assassin in the world. A Terminator if you will. Which begs the question: what on Earth does the U.S. military think is in truth serums?
Lucas:Whatever it is,I'll pass on having.
Boomstick: Slade rose as a new man known to the world as Deathstroke.
A picture of Deathstroke is shown, but it has a top hat, monocle, mustache, and "LOL!" drawn on it by Deadpool to make fun of his opponent.
Wiz: Really?
Deadpool: Don't forget to like, fav, and subscribe! Whoop, whoo-oo, whoop!
Deadpool then runs off.
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ABILITIES
Enhanced mind
Blazingly fast reaction times
Nine times the normal processing speed.
Enhanced Body
Superior strength, speed and durability
Adaptive healing factor
Mastery in boxing, jiu jitsu, karate, ninjutsu and sword fighting(Goku Really Wanted To fight Him After hearing that)
Extensive knowledge of battle tactics.
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Boomstick: Deathstroke is nearly superhuman. He can hit harder, run faster, react quick, and push himself longer than an Olympic athlete. Plus, he can use 90% of his brain, unlike the average 10%.
Walker:That's Not what Happens at All.
Wiz: Come on! If we really only used 10% of our brains, we'd be about as dumb as sheep!
Boomstick:You're a sheep.
Wiz:What's important here is that Deathstroke's mind can process information nine times more efficiently than an ordinary man. He can think quicker, hear better, and see faster- God dammit, that's not a real thing!
Ash:I think it meant Something else.
Boomstick: Ooh! We should put him and Captain America into a staring contest!
Xander:That would be Boring.
Gilbert:No,it would Be the LONGEST Staring Contest EVER!
Wiz: He also has a healing factor, which can repair any part of his body... even if his brain is blown to smithereens.
Boomstick:Bringing him back from the dead.
(Bf/n):I wanna Do that.
Bakugou:Die?Cause i can help.
(Bf/n):NO!NOT THAT!
Wiz: Unfortunately, life back home was rough for Slade. His abilities were put to the test when his son was kidnapped by a group of rival mercenaries. Despite a successful rescue, his son lost the ability to speak.
Boomstick: So his ungrateful wife lashed out in rage and Slade was never the same.
Wiz: Literally.
A picture of Adeline pointing a gun at Deathstroke is shown before blacking out with a gunshot sound.
Subaru:Ouch.
Momonga:Shot in the head,Huh?
Boomstick:But he's one step closer to his secret dream of becoming a pirate. Question, Wizard: If he has a healing factor, how come he's still missing that eye?
Wiz:Well no one knows, Boomstick, but perhaps not even a healing factor can repair the deepest of emotional wounds.
Jaune:Man,that's Deep.
Boomstick:Oh, that's bullshit!
Everyone:DON'R RUIN THE MOMENT!
Wiz:Despite his new lack of depth perception, Deathstroke remained as skilled as ever.
Boomstick:Partially thanks to his favorite gear. I'm talkin' dual machine guns, a sniper rifle, and a super bomb.
Wiz:Which is actually just a glorified flashbang grenade with trace bits of Kryptonite. Guess who that's for?
Uni:Superman.
Deadpool shows up again.
Deadpool:The Guy who fought Goku in one of the Most Biased fanboy videos ever!
Goku:Wait what?
Deadpool:That's right,You and him fought.
Wiz:Shut up,Wade!
Deadpool:Okay,Ben!
Boomstick:This is just getting weird!
Deadpool drops off-screen as the Continued where they left off
Boomstick:So back to the weapons. Deathstroke prefers his sweet Thundercat-style sword and laser-shooting energy lance. Also, he's got an awesome suit of armor, made up of Kevlar and Nth Metal.
Wiz:Oh look! Yet another fictional alloy that's stronger and lighter than titanium! Also, he has armor composed of Promethium.
Boomstick: Well, my shirt is made up of "Boomstick-ium". See? I can make up alloys, too, writers.
Wiz:Actually,Boomstick,Promethium is a real thing.
Boomstick:Oh,Come on!
Wiz:Though in real life,It's a chemical used in Atomic Batteries to power guided missiles and spacecrafts But in comic book land, it's not that at all. It can absorb energy, is incredibly strong and is self-regenerative.
Connor:I like that one Better.
Seth:Agreed.
Boomstick:Wait, so his suit has a healing factor, too? So, does like his zipper try and close itself when he wants to take a leak? Because that's horrifying. I mean I remember when I got my junk stuck in the toaster-
Candy:GROSS!
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STRENGTHS AND FEATS
Drowned 38 men in under 2 minutes (Yang was amazed by this While Some of the More Innocent Minds Were Horrified.)
Had his brains shot out, came back to life just hours later (Ozpin was frankly surprised he managed to survive that.)
Beat most of the Justice League
Decisively defeated Batman in a hand-to-hand fight
Agile enough to elude Superman
Can see at the subatomic level (Penny thought this was impossible for a human and wanted to know more)
Able to kick down a reinforced steel door with ease
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Wiz:With his impressive skills and arsenal, Deathstroke has defeated dozens of ninjas at once, survived an exploding nuclear submarine, and took down most of the Justice League by himself.
Boomstick:He's also really good at push-ups.
Shows the footage of Deathstroke in his cell room doing some push-ups.
Wiz:Uh...how many push-ups can he do?
Boomstick:All of them.
Olivia:THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!
Wiz: Despite multiple members of the Justice League agreeing he's the best tactician on the planet, Deathstroke is known for violent outbursts of rage when in extreme pain. Depending on who he's fighting, this can make him even more dangerous.
Boomstick: Deathstroke doesn't just solve problems. He terminates them.
A Clip Of Slade With A Beaten Up Robin is Shown.
Deathstroke: I am the thing that keeps you up at night.
He picks up a downed Robin.
Deathstroke: The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate, once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a...DEATH BATTLE!
Almost Everyone Decided To Against Deadpool But Those With innocent and pure minds Voted For Deadpool Because they Thought Deathstroke was Dangerous.
-Death Battle!-
The scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions, the screen then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Deathstroke with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two mercenaries are observing the poster of the latter.
Will:HAHAHAHAHAHA!Deadpool Is worth less than Deathstroke.
Danny:That's just sad.
Deadpool: PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? C'mon! I'm me! *chuckles* What!? Am I right?
Deathstroke doesn't respond.
Deadpool: Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure.
Deadpool and Deathstroke realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.
Charlie:How did they not realize it?
Deathstroke:It's your lucky day.
Deathstroke pulls out his machine guns.
Deathstroke:I can show you.
Deadpool:Oh, boy!A show?
He pulls out his Own Machine guns
Deadpool:Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.
Announcer/Deadpool:Fight.
Both combatants shoot at each other, with their Machine Guns deflecting each one of their bullets.
Deadpool:BANG!BANG!BANG! B-B-B-BANG!
In slow motion at Deadpool's side comes five bullets, and came another from Deathstroke's side, bouncing off in opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.
Deadpool:Uh-Oh!
Deadpool drops his machine guns. Deathstroke pulls out two ammo clips from his armor to reload, only to realize that Deadpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to. Deadpool teleports behind him and kicks him.
Deadpool:BAMF!
Deadpool beats Deathstroke while continuously teleporting, and Deathstroke drops his machine guns as well.
Deadpool:BAMF!Shoryuken! BAMF!
Pamela:Street Fighter Reference,Really?
Deadpool leaps into the air in slowmo, poised to kick.
Deadpool:Check out this rad air!
Deathstroke gets kicked in the stomach, and lands on the ground, pulling out his energy lance. Deadpool lands on the ground.
Deadpool:A Donatello fan,huh?
He takes out his twin katanas and prepares to fight.
Deadpool:I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labeling--
Henry:Oh good,He shut him up.
Deathstroke hits him with his staff, interrupting him.
Deadpool:(distorted groan)I will not be labelled!
The combatants continue fighting.
Deadpool:No touchy-feely!
They fight until Deadpool is knocked far back by Deathstroke's Bo staff, but recovers his landing. Deathstroke goes after Deadpool.
Deadpool:BAMF!
He teleports Away And gets Ready For More.
Deadpool:Let's do this!
Deadpool continues fighting Deathstroke but Deathstroke gains the advantage and he continually hits and beats up Deadpool.
Deadpool: (yelps) OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!
Deadpool escapes and teleports into the air.
Deadpool: Comin' at ya!
Deadpool attacks him in midair, but Deathstroke breaks his katanas with his staff. Deadpool teleports away to the side of a road, realizing his swords are broken, but Deathstroke chases him again.
Deadpool:I gotta say, It's kinda an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside, of course.
Deathstroke: Let's see what kind of mark this leaves on you.
Deathstroke shoots a laser out of his lance, piercing through Deadpool's stomach and knocking him onto the road and he gets hit by a incoming truck. While on the truck windshield, his wounds begin to heal.
Deadpool:ACK! Hey buddy! Don't let me slow you down!
Deadpool teleports on top of the truck.
Deadpool: Where is that son of a gun? I'm gonna show him what for, I swear---
Deadpool is shot straight through the head.
Deadpool:OOoooh, SHIT!
Deathstroke is revealed to have his sniper rifle, and he reloads. Deadpool lands on windshield again.
Deadpool talks to the truck driver again and Chats.
Deadpool:Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!
Deadpool teleports on top of truck again. Deathstroke shoots and misses Deadpool while he keeps teleporting closer, even moving to the other side of the bridge at one point.
Deadpool: MISSED ME! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! I! HATE! YOUR! DUMBFACE!
Deadpool teleports away with each syllable, until Deathstroke finally punches Deadpool.
Deadpool:OH, MY KIDNEY!
Deadpool is repeatedly punched and kicked until he goes down, Deathstroke then pulls out his sword.
Deadpool:Oh, is it swordfight time? Good thing I carry spares!
Candy:I hate that satchel of his.
Deadpool and Deathstroke continue fighting, with Deadpool parrying Deathstroke.
Deadpool: Guess it's cutting time!
Deadpool continuously slashes Deathstroke, but his armor and healing factor leave him unscathed. Deathstroke gains the upper hand, shoots Deadpool in the face several times with his pistol, and breaks Deadpool's spare katanas.
Deathstroke:If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable.
Deadpool:OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'M PREDICTABLE!?
Deadpool reaches and pulls out a boombox, playing his Marvel vs Capcom 3 theme once again. Deadpool somehow changes his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a DEADPOOL headband.
Deadpool: I'm just getting warmed up!
Everyone:What the hell?
As he starts dancing around, a special effects surrounds him making it more flashy and people are cheering from the foreground, causing Deathstroke to groan. Deadpool still breakdances while dodging all of Deathstroke's attacks and hitting him with break dance moves.
Deadpool: *sings* Splick splick, Dynamite!
Deadpool Moonwalks Away From Deathstroke's Attack.
Deadpool:He's coming for me,Watch the fight!
As Deadpool keeps on dancing, an annoyed Deathstroke shoots the bus' tires with his pistol, causing it to skid and cause hundreds of car crashes And Both combatants stagger.
Deadpool teleports just as a car flies towards both him and Deathstroke while Deathstroke dodges it. Vans and cars kept crashing. Deadpool, who now is back in his old clothes and had dual pistols, and Deathstroke both leap off two different vehicles towards each other.
The truck tips over while the combatants fight in mid-air and then land on the side of the school bus, still in midair. They continue to fight, evenly matched, until Deadpool holds a gun to Deathstroke's head, which ends in Deathstroke wildly slashing Deadpool.
Deadpool:OW! OW! OW! MY OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW!
Deadpool gets impaled through the chest.
Deadpool:MY SPLEEN!
Deadpool then gets shot in the back of the head and sent flying.
Deadpool: MY LEG!
Deadpool ends up landing on a flying car.
Deadpool:OH! IT'S CRAMPING!
Akeno:This is Fun to watch.
Deathstroke cuts the car in half causing an explosion. He then realizes his sword is missing after the explosion. Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and stabs him with his own sword.
Deadpool:Pop-Pop, watching Deathstroke--
A truck is seen about to collide with Deadpool.
Deadpool:Ah, damn it! OH MY THIRD LUNG!
(T/n):You don't Have a third Lung.
The truck explodes, and extreme effects like Michael Bay's film with explosions. An unconscious Deathstoke is seen, as is Deadpool, who is unfazed by the damage, and he gets up revealing that he's missing an arm.
Will:HAHA!
Deadpool:Well, that escalated quickly. Yeah, you might want to lay low for a couple of days, cause... you are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder.
Deadpool puts his limb back on while Deathstroke, who is missing his mask, lets out a groan while regaining consciousness with a sword in his chest Causing deadpool to Laugh
Deadpool:It's a Deathstroke kabob!
While he was pointing at Deathstroke mockingly, he just realized that he putted in his leg on the upper arm and his arm attached to the thigh by mistake.
Deadpool:Whoops! Hang on, give me a sec. Oh this is going to hurt!
Deadpool attaches his limbs in the correct places while Deathstroke pulls his sword out of his chest, then struggles to get up while groaning in pain.
Deadpool:Whoa, hold on! You heal fast too? I got something special for that!
Ochako:Oh No!
Deadpool:Carbonadium Sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema.
The combatants fight once more, once again evenly matched. While their swords are locked Deadpool points his pistol against his arm and right at Deathstroke's face.
Deadpool:All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!
Will:You Heard The Man!
All the Adults Covered the Children's Eyes And The next scene,They saw Why!
Deadpool fires, the bullet going through his arm and hitting Deathstroke's good eye. Deathstroke staggers while covering his wounded eye that was formed by the gun's bullet.
Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and cuts him, and Deathstroke falls as the screen blacks out.
Deathstroke: (deep voice) And the moral of the story is...
Deadpool reveals himself puppeteering Deathstroke's head.
Deadpool: (normal voice) *gasps* Deadpool wins! YAY!
Explosions are heard, while Deadpool sings Macarena while replacing two lines.
Deadpool (replacing lines): This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA!
He Makes Chomping Noises with his Mouth.
K.O.
Deadpool: (faking) Oh! Oh, YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so- it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.
Wiz: Don't tell me how to do my job.
Wiz Clears His Throat And explains How it Happened.
Wiz:This was a surprisingly even match. Though Deathstroke was the superior fighter of the two and had the better armor, Deadpool could take all his punishment and give just as much.
Will:Dammit.
Boomstick:Deathstroke's smart, so normally he would have no problem predicting his opponent's moves, but Deadpool is so unpredictable, not even Taskmaster, or sometimes even himself for that matter, can keep up with whatever he's doing.
Iida:It makes sense.
Wiz:Unfortunately for Deathstroke, he didn't have the means to put Deadpool down for good. And while Deathstroke's healing factor was perfect for repairing damage, Deadpool's trumped his by being capable of replacing entire organs at a much faster rate. Sometimes the original isn't always the best.
Asta:Yeah,That is Better.
Boomstick: Deadpool is just a cut above the rest.
Will:I hate you So much,Deadpool.
Wiz: The winner is-
Deadpool pops in victoriously to finish the last sentence.
Deadpool:Spider-Man!I mean Deadpool, shit!
Will:HA!CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR NAME RIGHT.
Will walks out the theater And Says one thing.
Will:Short break Because I wanted deadpool dead,He's Alive And I'm Going to Lay Down in my bed.