(Rainbow walks in, covered in soot and a few smoldering flames.)
Rainbow: Hey, uh, Light?
Light: *sighs*...What happened this time?
Rainbow: Um... I may have started a forest fire.
Light: You WHAT-
—
(Sabre and Shadow fighting)
Shadow: That hurt, you know!
Sabre: Pal, as far as I'm concerned, you can suffer for eternity and I wouldn't even care.
Shadow: ...
Sabre: ...
Dark: (Has been watching them fight for hours) I'm just gonna... go...
Shadow: Good, 'cause this one needs to get his morals straight.
Sabre: YOU HAVE LITERALLY MADE ME KILL MY FRIENDS.
Shadow: Exactly! Being a good guy sucks, kill people or something!
Sabre: Someone just end my suffering.
—
Some Steve: You're not even a Steve! You don't belong here!
(Sabre just shutting up and dealing with it.)
(Meanwhile, in the World Beyond...)
Judge: ...Are they really serious? That is their reason for treating him so wrongly?
Obsidian King: If they were in our generation, they would've gotten their butts handed to 'em real quick. Just saying.
Brimir: If I were there, I would punt that guy across the dang biome.
Obsidian King: Aaand point proven.
Genesis: Oh, if only they knew...
Desert Leader: Knew what?
Dream: (Shoving Genesis) NOTHING.
(Meanwhile, meanwhile.)
Origin: ...I did not create the Chromatics to be such prejudiced brats. What happened?
—
Time: Sabre, are you okay?
Sabre: Yeah, why?
Time: ...Because you are currently on the floor after falling down the stairs??
Sabre: Oh. Yeah. That happened. Yeah, I'm good.
Time: ...You sure?
—
Light: Guys, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
(Rainbow and Elemental are standing in front of Sabre's door, each holding two air horns.)
Rainbow: Maybe, buuut... it'll be funny.
Elemental: Yeah. It can't turn out that bad.
Light: (Walking away) Time, come get your brother before he does something stupid.