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" Hey, So we're back at it" Loki looks at them.
" Ok, What is it now?" Draco asks.
" Your Mom," Loki answers.
" Who?" Narcissa speaks up.
" You said my mom," Draco barks.
" Yes, as a matter of fact. I did" Loki nods.
" Let me guess.... Peaky Blinders" Bellatrix puts her hands on her face.
" Yes," Loki nods.
" Brilliant" Lucius rolls his eyes.
" You don't like the show?" Pansy asks.
"I just don't want to see my wife's actress make out with somebody" Lucius scoffs.
" Insecure," McGonagall whispers.
" But it's not necessarily your wife, it's just the actress" Loki says.
" I still don't care" Lucius clicks his tongue.
" I smell insecurity," Dumbledore whispers.
" Nice, I don't care" Harry turns to Loki " Anyway continue the video, we don't care what Barbie has to say"
" Right, Of course" Loki plays the video.
* The Women of Peaky Blinders*
" WOMAN" Ginny screams and claps.
" More Like Feminism" Hermione claps.
" I'm so confused" Ron looks at Harry who just shrugs.
" My Maiden name is Shelby" Polly says.
" Interesting Fact" George says.
" We already knew that" Fred looks at him.
" Nobody is saying anything so it's best that i do" George whispers to him.
" Your a Shelby Now Too Linda"
" Their sisters or in laws" Luna asks.
" I don't have a clue" Neville shrugs.
* Series of Women*
" Why do they have guns?" McGonagall raises her eyebrows.
" Well one thing for sure Muggles tend to be Violent" Snape looks away.
* Dumbledore and McGonagall mouths drop to speak but then close realizing the sensitivity of the topic*
" Sometimes Women have to take over like in the war," Polly says.
" YES MA'AM" Ginny screams.
" I mean us women are currently at war " Hermione chuckles.
" Yes, we have to defeat the dark side" McGonagall looks towards Bellatrix.
" Well, I am taking over this war with Cissy," Bellatrix cackles lightly.
" Right..." Narcissa trails off.
" It does hit in our situation... that I will never fight for" Pansy adds.
" I mean we kind of in our own ways controlling this war" Luna chimes in.
" Nobody was talking to you, Looney," Pansy scoffs.
" But she was," Ginny defends her.
" Drink your beers" Polly says.
" She just commanded them," Draco raises his eyebrow.
" Get out"
" you're still the cocks of the walk shut up and listen"
" I mean you got a Big Cock right there" Harry points.
* Draco snickers*
" And I am not talking about yours" Harry rolls his eyes.
" Excuse me" Draco gets offended.
" I said Shut up"
" Mommy" Fred whispers.
" Oh my goodness Fred" Ginny shakes her head.
" She said Shut up" Bellatrix yells before laughing.
" Welcome to the Bourgeoisie" Polly says.
* Series of women hand shaking men*
" I am guessing it's a Club" Luna says.
" You could say," Neville nods.
" What are you drinking, Ladies"
" Something," Harry sighs.
" that's what you're supposed to say"
" Well then..." Hermione trails off.
"Why should the boys have all the fun" Polly asks.
" Exactly," McGonagall sighs.
" Let the girl have fun, a girls night" Ginny whispers to Hermione who nods.
" We're too mature for Pathetic Girl nights" Bellatrix spits at them.
" Your Literally like 50" Hermione turns to them.
" Was I talking to you, Mudblood was I" Bellatrix glares at her as a soda is poured on her.
" HALLELUJAH"
" Amen" Hermione and Harry laugh.
"I don't often have to ask permission from anyone to do anything" Polly says.
" Like Mind Deception" Lucius says.
" Torture" Bellatrix adds.
" Bullying," Draco says.
" Suspensions," Dumbledore says.
" Smarts" Hermione smiles.
" Curiosity," Neville says.
" More Like Stupidity" Pansy sputters.
" May I smoke?" Arthur asks.
" No," Linda says.
" Well Damn" Ron seems surprised.
" She's doing him a favor," McGonagall says.
" Helping him not kill his lungs" Hermione says.
" Let the man smoke, sometimes we need to hit it," Draco says tiredly.
" No" Ginny answers him.
" And what do you mean by we?" Lucius asks.
" Seems like he needs to hit it," George laughs.
" I don't smoke" Draco protests.
" Seems like we need some investigations on your Purity and Lungs" Narcissa sighs.
* Woman walks*
" Ahh There's a Women"
" Isn't that the guy that wanted to smoke?" Fred points.
" I am confused if this is predatory or safe," Dumbledore says.
" Don't worry, I am thinking too" Pansy taps her chin.
" He's probably High," George suggests.
" You're right, he probably is," Fred nods.
* Series of Women crying*
" No, Why are they crying?" Harry asks.
" Men," Hermione says.
" Really" Neville raises his eyebrows.
" I actually don't know," Hermione shrugs.
"I'll deal with it but I will not behave myself" Polly says.
" YES BEAT WHOEVER ASS YOU HAVE TO BEAT" Ginny screams.
" Hypocrite. But if I beat your boyfriend's ass you'd get angry" Bellatrix tilts her head.
" Yes, I would," Ginny nods.
* Series of Women looking*
"you have to be as bad as Them above in order to survive"
" Now, That's true," Harry says.
" Yes, using expelliarmus against a killing curse" Loki sighs.
" That's different" Harry points out.
" Oh, it's not," Draco scoffs tiredly.
* Series of women fighting*
" Oh" Luna claps.
" They have every right" Ginny claps.
"I want you to look at me"
" Look at her," George and Fred says.
" That's an order," Narcissa whispers.
"I will never forgive you or accept you"
"Bellatrix" Harry coughs.
" I don't care" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
" Honestly me either" Lucius looks away.
" That says alot" Ron sighs.
" It is a matter of Honor"
" Oh yes it is" McGonagall cracks a smile nodding.
* Series of women walking out*
" Badass" Ginny smiles.
" They are icons," Luna says.
" I can agree on that apart," Neville smiles.
" Anything anybody does would be considered iconic in a Children's eye" Snape scoffs.
" That's Gen Z for you" Loki sighs.
" He's angry he didn't get called an icon" Ginny fakes a frown.
" How is Dumbledore's murderer an Icon" Harry scoffs.
" He is in my eyes" Bellatrix winks at Snape who looks away disgusted.
" I still see you as an Icon, Severus" Dumbledore pats his back.
" That's not my point-. I don't care" Snape insists.
" I'll fight you with my fists and show you how a rich girl fights"
" Woah-" Ginny is taken back.
" She said rich girl-" Hermione chuckles.
" I can show you.. Though it's tough to be Deadly" Bellatrix chuckles.
" I can as well," Pansy smirks.
" Nobody wants that, not like you can" Ron sighs.
" With our fists though" Pansy raises her up.
" I'll start with the Mudblood" Bellatrix raises her fists as soda pours over them.
" No, Thanks," Hermione says quickly.
" Nah, We women have more sense" Polly finishes.
* Clip ends*
" Exactly, to fight each other" Hermione shakes her head.
" We're very smart" Luna says.
" But we are fighting each other," Pansy speaks up.
" You are" Draco moves his head.
" Because your Pureblood supremacists" Ginny turns around.
" Some stupid girls will fight smart girls," Ron says.
" That's True" Loki nods " Let's just move on."