(a large amount of this chapter was inspired by "SHOW ME YOUR SHOULDERS BABYGORL k. Zoldyck" so go read that if you haven't already)
Cool kid is now online
Cool kid
God has let me live another day and
I'm about to make it everyone's
problem
Pakunoda is now online
Pakunoda
It's literally 2 am go to bed
Cool kid
I am in bed tho-
Pakunoda
Go to sleep
Cool kid
Your not my mother 😐
Pakunoda
Now.
Cool kid
😓Yes ma'am.
Cool kid is now offline
Pakunoda is now offline
(SpongeBob narrator voice)
5 hours later (7:23 am)
Shalnark is now online
Shalnark
Good Morning everyone
3 others are now online
Hot
It's to early to be upp
feitan
need sleep
Cool kid has changed feitans name to Feitan
Cool kid
Morning
Pakunoda is now online
Pakunoda
You seriously need a healthy
sleep schedule 😐
Pakunoda
How long did you even sleep
for?
Cool kid
I didn't 😐
Shalnark
L
Pakunoda
😐
Hisoka is now online
Feitan is now offline
Cool kid
Lmfao every time 😂
Hisoka
⭐️-_-💧
Hot
Goodnight
Hot is now offline
Cool kid
It's 7 tho-
Shalnark
Not a morning person Ig
Cool kid
I'm boredddd
Pakunoda
You should sleep
Cool kid
No ❤️
Pakunoda
Whatever I'm going back to
sleep
Pakunoda is now offline
Shalnark
Immm boreddddd
Hisoka
We could play a game~
Shalnark
No.
Cool kid
Ooo what game
Shalnark
No.
Hisoka
It would be fun~
Shalnark has muted Hisoka for one hour
Shalnark
No.
Cool kid
L
Chrollo is now online
Chrollo
No fighting
Shalnark
☹️ it's his fault tho
Chrollo
Flip a coin next time
Chrollo is now offline
Shalnark
I'm boredddd
Cool kid
Same
Hot is now online
Hot
Stop blowing up my phone
Cool kid
Just turn of notifications then🧐
Hot
...
Hot is now offline
Cool kid
L
Shalnark
What should we do tho?
Cool kid
Idk 🤷♀️
Pakunoda is now online
Pakunoda
Sleep.
Cool kid
Sounds boring. Next
Pakunoda
😑
Pakunoda is now offline
Shalnark
Text random numbers?
Cool kid
Oooo yes
Cool kid
What should we text tho?
Shalnark
Lyric pranks
Cool kid
Kk
Shalnark
What song?
Cool kid
Uhhhh I'll make a man out of
you?
Shalnark
Kk
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Unknown number
Who are you?
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
Unknown number
I think you have the wrong number
Shalnark
Did they send me daughters
Cool kid
When I asked for sons?
You may no longer message this number
Phantom troupe groupchat
Shalnark
L
Cool kid
Let's do this until someone sings
too-
Shalnark
Kk
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Unknown number
Wrong number 😐
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
You may no longer message this number
Phantom troupe groupchat
Shalnark
Next number?
Cool kid
***-***-****
Shalnark
Kk
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Unknown number
Do I know you?
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
Shalnark
Did they send me daughters
Cool kid
When I asked for sons?
Unknown number
I'm a very busy man I don't
have time for this
Shalnark
You're the saddest bunch I've
ever met
You may no longer message this number
Phantom troupe groupchat
Cool kid
We got farther that time!
Shalnark
"I'm A vErY bUsY mAn"
Cool kid
Lol "I dOn'T hAvE tImE fOr ThIs"
Shalnark
Lol next number?
Cool kid
***-***-****
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
Unknown number
Is this a lyric prank 😑
Shalnark
Did they send me daughters
Cool kid
When I asked for sons?
Unknown number
Whatever
You may no longer message this number
Phantom troupe groupchat
Cool kid
***-***-****
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
You may no longer message this number
(SpongeBob narrator voice)
1 hour later
Phantom troupe groupchat
Shalnark
This is getting boring
Cool kid
Yeah not a single person sang
along 😕
Shalnark
We need to get someone to
sing tho-
Cool kid
Yea not giving up
Shalnark
🎶Never gonna give you up🎶
Cool kid
😐
(SpongeBob narrator voice)
One eternity later
New chat
Shalnark
Let's get down to business
Cool kid
To defeat the Huns
Unknown number
Huh?
Shalnark
Did they send me daughters
Cool kid
When I asked for sons?
Unknown number
???
Shalnark
You're the saddest bunch I've
ever met
Cool kid
but you can bet before we're
through
Shalnark
Mister I'll make a man out of you
Cool kid
Tranquil as a forest
Shalnark
But on fire within
Cool kid
Once you find your center
Unknown number
What's going on???
Shalnark
You are sure to win
Cool kid
You're a spineless pale pathetic
lot
Shalnark
And you haven't got a clue
Cool kid
Somehow I'll make a man out
of you
Unknown number
I'm confused 😅
Shalnark
I'm never gonna catch my
breath
Cool kid
Say goodbye to those who knew
me
Unknown number
Huh? Are you ok?
Shalnark
Why was I a fool in school for
cutting gym?
Cool kid
This guys got them scared to
death!
Unknown number
Huh what guy?
Shalnark
Hope he doesn't see right through
me
Cool kid
Now I really wish I knew how
to swim!
Unknown number
I can teach you! 😁
Shalnark
We must be as swift as the coursing
river
Cool kid
(Be a man)
Shalnark
With all the force of a great
typhoon
Cool kid
(Be a man)
Unknown number
Hey this is that one song!!
Shalnark
With all the strength of a raging
fire
Cool kid
Mysterious as the dark side of
the moon
Unknown number
Time is racing towards us
Shalnark
'Til the Huns arrive (yoooo)
Cool kid
(Finally!!) heed my every order
Unknown number
And you might survive (😁)
Shalnark
You're unsuited for the rage
Cool kid
So pack up, go home, you're through
Unknown number
How could I make a man out
of you?
Shalnark
We must be as swift as the coursing
river
Cool kid
(Be a man)
Unknown number
With all the force of a great
typhooon
Shalnark
(Be a man)
Cool kid
With all the strength of a raging
fire
Unknown number
As mysterious as the dark side
of the moon
Shalnark
Yooooo
Cool kid
It took hours but we did it 😗
Unknown number
This was fun! 😄
Shalnark
You seem cool wanna continue
texting?
Unknown number
Yeah! I'm Gon what's your names?
(Ignore the fact he doesn't have a phone for plot reasons)
1 name has been changed
Cool kid
F/n
1 name has been changed
Shalnark
Shalnark
1 name has been changed
Gon<3
Yay new friends! 😁
F/N<3
I just met you but I would kill
for you 🥺
Shalnark<3
Agreed 🥺
Gon<3
I don't want anyone to die!
F/N<3
Sorry gon nobody will 🥺
Shalnark<3
Sorry 🥺
Gon<3
It's fine 😁
F/N<3
So cute 🥰
Gon<3
Huh?
F/N<3
Nothing. What do you wanna
do?
Gon<3
Oh I have to go aunt mito's
calling me!
Shalnark<3
Bye!
F/N<3
Bye Gon!
Gon<3
Bye!! 😁
Gon<3 is now offline
2 others are now offline
Phantom troupe groupchat
2 others are now online
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Shalnark
Wth
Cool kid
We leave for 3 hours-
Machi
Someone make them stopppp
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Nobunaga
CATS
Cool kid
Stop or I will change your
name back😐
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Gay
DOGS
Cool kid
I'll change your name to something
worse
Pakunoda
Finallyyyyy
Shalnark
A. What's going on B. F/N acts
like a mom
Machi
They do though
Pakunoda
Hisoka started it
Hisoka
Hm~ I didn't know that
would happen~
Machi
You literally did but F/N
does act like a mom
Cool kid
A. I don't B. I don't C. I don't
Cool kid
Oh and D. Cats are better
Gay
No way dogs are way better!!
Cool kid
No cats are better in every
way 😒
Gay
Dogs are better😒
Nobunaga
No cats are 😒
Cool kid
Cats are 100 percent better
Gay
Cats suck
Cool kid
😧
Nobunaga
😧
Cool kid
Absolutely wrong
Nobunaga
You're just an idiot 🤷♀️
Machi
And now they're joining in 😑
Pakunoda
Not again
Cool kid
CATS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Cool kid
CATS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Cool kid
CATS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Cool kid
CATS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Cool kid
CATS
Nobunaga
CATS
Gay
DOGS
Chrollo is now online
Chrollo has muted 3 people
Chrollo is now offline
Shalnark
L
Machi
Deserved
7 people are now offline