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" Ok, so we are watching a skit" Loki says.
" Great" Ginny smiles.
" I really don't know how to explain it," Loki confesses.
" Then, let's just play the video" Luna suggests as Neville nods in agreement.
"Hello, I'm your host Hugh Georgie and joining me tonight on the tonight show from a transphobe's greatest gift to entertainment" Hugh says.
" Oh, This guy," Harry points.
" Who's a Transphobe?" Hermione asked.
" Your creator, J.K Rowling" Loki says.
" Well, that's a disappointment" George says.
" I refuse to believe I was created by a transphobe" Fred huffs.
" We know" Loki sighs.
" I don't care" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
"And no I'm not talking about Dave Chappelle's comedy special. the cast of Harry Potter. the one and only Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint" Hugh says.
" and that is not Rupert Grint" Neville points out.
" Of course, it's Ed Sheeran" Ron laughs.
" Ok, this joke is getting boring" Draco rolls his eyes.
" If anything is getting boring it's your dry Comedy" McGonagall scoffs as Dumbledore bursts out laughing.
" His comedy isn't dry" Pansy retorts.
" Oop overprotective girlfriend" Ginny says.
" It's a Mommy kink" Fred nods.
" Thank you," Emma says.
" Thanks for having me," Ed says.
" You weren't invited" Snape says.
" That's the scheme of the joke" Dumbledore replies.
" I hate Jokes" Snape says.
"Something seems different here Rupert. Did you get a haircut?" Hugh says.
" No, he get a whole face reconstruction," Harry says.
" That's definitely what happened," Ron says.
" This Guy Uh" Daniel says.
" I've Lost quite a bit of weight so I do look a bit different," Ed says.
" Must be all those rats the Weasely's eat" Lucius says.
" What?" Neville turned to face them confused.
" You heard him, the rats" Bellatrix hisses.
" Bella, just leave them" Narcissa says.
" We don't eat rats, thank you very much" George says.
" Kind of wish, Pettigrew would have been dead" Harry whispers.
" That's nasty...." Ron trails off thinking.
"Ah yes of course so were you all good friends while making the potter films" Hugh asks.
" I hope not," Pansy whispers.
"When I auditioned with Rupert and Dan something just kind of felt right" Emma says.
" Yeah 100%" Daniel says.
" Yeah" Ed says.
" You can't say that for him," Ron laughs.
" He could care less," Pansy says.
"And do you all remain in contact with each other" Hugh asks.
" They're all my friends," Ed says.
" How would you know that?" Narcissa raises her eyebrows.
" Don't know exactly," Luna says.
" Me either " Neville responds.
" Yeah, So I mean," Emma says.
"So, Dan, I thought you did an amazing job portraying Harry Potter even at a very young age" Hugh says.
" He did," Dumbledore nods.
"He's fantastic um shout out to Dan" Ed says.
" Yes," Hermione claps.
"And Rupert you as well were a very promising young actor " Hugh says.
" Yes he was," Ron says.
" Thank you so much" Ed responds as Rupert Joins.
" Finally" Ginny sighs.
" That took quite a while," Harry laughs.
" Well he's here" Ron raises his hands into the air.
" What the hell is going on?" Hugh asks.
" Good Question" Rupert says.
* Theater laughs*
" It was a terrible question," Pansy says.
" It wasn't," Draco whispers.
" It's What?" Pansy asks.
" It's be quiet" McGonagall reprimands them.
" Damn, you hag" Pansy scoffs.
" Wait, are you Rupert?" Hugh asks.
" That's a stupid question, look at his hair" Lucius points.
" Then look at Ed's," Fred tells him.
" They look different" Lucius says.
" And That's what we tell everybody but they say we look the same" George says.
"This is Ridiculous" Bellatrix scoffs.
" Yeah" Rupert says.
" Then who is that?" Hugh asks.
" Your long lost twin" Neville says.
" No, I will hate my twin," Ron says genuinely.
" That's why you don't have a twin," Hermione laughs.
" But I do," Fred and George say at the same time.
" Everything has its purpose," Luna says.
" I don't Know. I really don't know" Rupert says.
" It's Ed" Ed says.
" Hi Ed" Harry waves.
" He looks quite sickly" Bellatrix whispers to Lucius Pointing.
" That's a lot to say coming from you" McGonagall says.
" That's right, Minerva" Dumbledore agrees.
" I don't have time for you" Bellatrix hisses.
" Exactly" Narcissa pats her sister.
"Whoa you should know by now it's offensive to use that term. get out of here" Hugh says.
* Theater starts laughing*
" Since, when?" Draco asks.
" Fuck, Okay" Ed leaves.
'" Bye Ed" Harry waves.
" Sorry about that, everyone" Hugh says.
" Sorry Indeed" Narcissa says.
"It kind of constantly makes you question what's real and what's not and who you trust," Rupert says.
" I have never heard such a truer statement come out of a red head Weasley" Snape says.
" Yes," McGonagall agrees.
"Absolutely I should have known better than to trust a redhead" Hugh says.
" Finally Learning aye," Draco laughs.
" It's the first thing, I taught my son" Lucius smirks.
" Then that's a problem," Loki says.
" Okay I" Rupert says.
" The Same reaction I had," Ron says.
" I am more than Trustworthy" Ginny folds her arms and lifts her head.
"So, even though the films and books have been complete for over a decade fans of harry potter continue to debate who Hermione should have ended up with " Hugh starts.
" I don't even know who I end up with," Hermione shrugs.
"I won't tell you," Loki says.
" It must be really controversial if they are still discussing" Harry says.
" I bet she ended up with Weasel," Draco laughs.
" No, her husband Potter" Pansy laughs.
" Or Draco" Loki says blandly as they all come to a stop of laughing.
" WHAT" Bellatrix screams.
" I Just needed you to stop laughing" Loki smiles.
" You gave me a panic attack" Hermione exhales deeply
"Emma you especially ramped up this debate after admitting in an interview that you at one point had a crush on Tom Felton who played Draco Malfoy" Hugh finishes.
" WHAT THE HELLL" Bellatrix screams.
" I am guessing you didn't know that" Loki trails off.
" It was better off that way" Harry sighs.
" I didn't and it's interesting" Narcissa says.
" It's disgusting a Mudblood" Lucius says sternly as a portal appears and he comes back looking shaken up.
" There is a difference between actors and characters" Loki reminds them.
" Right," Lucius nods, still shaken on his seat.
" I guess it's fine" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
" I mean he is good looking," Narcissa smiles.
" I know I am," Draco smirks.
" Let's end this" Pansy sighs uncomfortably thinking about what she just heard.
" Please" Hermione sighs.
"Um, yeah uh that was my first " Emma says.
"What's going on chaps thanks for uh thanks for having me good to see your faces" Tom says.
" Oh Great he is here" Ginny claps.
" Things are about to heat up,"Luna sips on her tea.
" More Drama" Dumbledore smiles
"Oh good we were just discussing you and Emma's romantic relationship" Hugh says.
" OH GOD NO" Hermione yells.
"There is no romantic, I may add" Draco says.
" Yes," Neville nods.
" You really think so" George starts.
" I like conspiracy theories," Fred nods.
" They should respect their privacy," Ron says.
" Its Fake," Neville points out.
" Its Wh-" Ron tries to ask.
" Fake," Luna says.
" Not Real, like your hair is about to be" Snape threatens as people laugh.
" Oh no" Emma says.
" This is mental," Tom says.
" It is," Ron rapidly nods.
" Somebody is agreeing too fast" Draco stares at Ron.
" You wish you were your actor" Harry retorts.
" No I don't, a pathetic, hippy, Gryffindork, muggle" Draco scoffs.
" He still wishes he was his actor" Ginny tells Hermione who nods.
" Are you not in a Relationship?" Hugh asks.
" YES" Hermione and Draco yell.
" Well done, Draco" Bellatrix smiles.
" It was great," Narcissa claps slightly.
" Not with me," Emma says.
" Not Yet" Tom says.
"Did he just say..." Ginny cuts herself off.
" Not Yet....heard it loud and clear" Fred smirks.
" He still thinks there's something' Narcissa whispers.
" He's wrong," Draco yells.
" Or not" Dumbledore eats a grape.
" Well support the actors, not the characters" Hermione sighs putting her head in her hands.
" He won't get it" Ron eats some popcorn.
" The confidence" Harry high fives Ron.
" Definitely Joking" Tom says
" Yeah, Right" Ginny rolls her eyes.
"You really did peek at 16 didn't you? " Hugh says.
" Draco's looks," Pansy says.
* Whistle noises come from Fred and George*
" YOU IDIOTS" Draco yells.
" But he did crash as well," Luna says.
" That's what the former ministry has brainwashed you to believe" Bellatrix tells her.
" You're a Real Dick" Tom says.
* Theatre Laughs*
" That was quick," Harry laughs.
" Would have been faster," Draco scoffs.
" Look, Who's Talking" Hugh says.
* theater sputters*
" I am not a Dick" Tom says.
" You sure?" Fred asks.
" Very controversial statement" Loki says.
" You Look Like a 5th year Frat Boy" Hugh says.
" I mean look at Uglier Malfoy," Ginny points.
" He looks like a 5th year frat boy because he is" Ron points at Draco.
" It's rude to point" Draco stares at them before they turn around " Weasels"
"So how do you feel about fans continuing to ship you and Emma" Hugh asks.
" Isn't it weird that people ship real people" Hermione asks.
" It is," Neville whispers.
" Clearly the fans have gotten mad" Pansy scoffs.
" Of course, they have," Harry rolls his eyes.
" It's not really having to do with me and Emma um because there's an equally strong fan group that want me and harry to be together" Tom says.
" That is called Drarry" Hermione says.
" I hate it," Harry says.
" As much as Dramione" Draco adds.
" We concur" Ron says.
"I don't think we will ever get to the point where we are linking them directly but i also don't know" Daniel says.
" There will be no linking" Pansy stands up.
" You're embarrassing yourself, sit down" Ginny says as she slowly sits down.
" Honestly," Narcissa whispers.
"Jk rowling is probably composing that alternative ending as we speak" Hugh says.
" Let's hope not" Lucius sighs.
" I would read it," Dumebdlore says.
" Of course you would, Albus, You're a Drama King" McGonagall rolls her eyes.
" I would actually read a Dramione and Drarry ending" Ginny says.
" I would too," Luna says.
" Oh you knuckleheads," Draco scoffs.
" Oh Dear God, Not another red head" Hugh says.
" Whenever I see a Ginger in a Sorting ceremony that is what's going through my head" Snape says.
" Seriously, They are trying to take over the world" Pansy scoffs.
" Because we are Bosses," Fred says.
" Wow" Bonnie says.
"I'm kidding but anyways so how did being part of harry potter change our lives" Hugh asks.
" For the better hopefully" Luna says.
" It's Been Unbelievable, really" Emma says.
" The Best Thing about being part of the whole potter thing i mean obviously other than being part of the work and i think we'd all agree the best thing about it is that 10 seconds to a kid we say hello then uh it usually makes their day" Tom says.
" Yeah" Rupert says.
" That is pathetic" Draco rolls his eyes.
" I mean how would you understand if you waved at somebody they would run," Harry says.
" Tom even explained it himself," Ron says.
"you're all multi-millionaires and you're going to tell me with a straight face that making a child smile is the best thing that's come from these movies" Hugh says.
* Theater laughs*
" Exactly, what I said" Draco says.
" You are really smart," Pansy smiles.
" Anybody could have said that," George says.
" But once It's Ferret, 'yOu aRe rEaLlY sMaRt' " Fred mimics as they laugh with George.
" I was Embellishing, It's your show" Tom says.
" Yeah" Rupert says.
" The only thing he is saying is Yeah" Hermione says.
" Quite Annoying" Bellatrix bites on her popcorn aggressively.
"and Emma if you chime in with some equal rights Bullshit i swear to god" Hugh says.
" WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS" Ginny screams as some claps are heard.
" Hola," Oliver says.
" Bonjour" James says.
" AYEEEEEEEE" George and Fred scream.
" Our Favorite Twins have arrived" Hermione claps.
" Ni Hao" Oliver says
"Oi," James says.
" That caption" Pansy laughs.
" English," Harry says.
" I mean it was the Job requirement not anything else" Ron laughs.
" Hello," James says.
" Great Intro" Daniel says.
" It was Brilliant' Fred says.
" Amazing," George says.
" Spectacular," Fred says.
" Exciting"
" Moving"
" Touching"
" Fantastic"
"and Boring. It was Boring" Draco shouts as they give him glare.
" The Truth must be told" Lucius tells them.
"There's so much i want to say right now but I've already said too much against the gingers" Hugh says.
" You have and it's getting offensive," Ginny says.
" Oh No" Neville gasps
" Some, Really Uplifting Stuff" Bonnie says.
"But what's the worst that could happen? I get canceled by who all seven of them six actually now that that one's dyed his hair" Hugh says.
*Theater laughs*
" That would be an attack, " Hermione laughs.
" Very dangerous to be trolling around them" Harry laughs.
" It's better to be canceled by all 7 of them than me," Draco says.
" That is somewhat accurate," Narcissa says.
" Of course it is," McGonagall rolls her eyes.
"I'm gonna go now oh come on try and swing the conversations around too some potter things" James says.
" Yes," Fred smiles.
"you're right we were talking about the benefits of Harry potter on your lives but have there been any negatives" Hugh asks.
" Of course there is " Pansy rolls her eyes.
" Shhh" Dumbledore shushes her up.
"Fans are particularly passionate " Tom says.
" Like Mine" Draco smirks.
" You have none," Harry says.
" What do you mean?" Draco glares.
" I mean if you count Pantsy" Harry shrugs.
" She's a fan girl," Ginny whispers.
"there was an interview with a fan site who tweeted the hotel i was staying at" Oliver says.
" Oh That's Dangerous" Luna says.
" That's not good," George says.
" At All" Fred says.
"Violence and mob higher chance" Ron says
" I like Violence" Bellatrix licks her popcorn.
" Nobody gives a fuck" Harry whispers.
"Yeah, I have to be a lot more calculating because i'm because i'm a very private person" Emma says.
" I as well," Hermione smiles.
"So if there were an opportunity to return to the potter world would you" Hugh asks.
" Finally, Good Questions" Snape says.
" I don't think a sequel is possible so i'll never get to play him again but i uh i mean future is something that we've always talked about as like something where you could maybe do something really interesting with this group of uh you know whatever whatever the characters they would choose us to be" Daniel says.
" Interesting," Lucius says.
" There is always Cursed Child but we don't talk about that" Loki says.
" We don't?" Harry raises his eyebrow.
" We don't" Loki stays Firm.
" Just like their Dark Lord" Harry point as Loki nods.
" Right," Ron nods.
" Daniel said it was good" Tom says.
"I'm sure jk rowling could use a distraction from her constant twitter rants" Hugh says as She joins.
" She's a RedHead?" Ron gasps.
" I was hoping she was Blonde but this is dumb" Draco says annoyed.
" This is amazing," Ginny claps.
" Except her being a Transphobe," Hermione says.
" Of course, that's wrong" Ginny says.
" We don't like Her" George says.
" Who's we?"
" Maybe there are more redheads than I originally thought, JK Rowling everyone" Hugh says.
" They all left" Harry laughs.
" and yes there is" Fred nods.
" You learn a new thing every day," Hermione laughs.
" Thank you very much," Jk Rowling says.
" No applause" Ginny sputters.
" She didn't deserve it," Dumbledore says.
" As you people say" Pansy sighs.
"So what made you decide to make Dumbledore gay" Hugh asks.
" Oh" Dumebdlore says.
" Good Question, I need answers" Bellatrix says hastily.
" This is about you" McGonagall points.
" And I am just listening in" Snape says.
" I WANT THE DIRT" Draco yells.
" WE ALL DO," Harry yells back.
"Well that was actually my idea in the beginning " Jk Rowling says.
" Ok, great..." Neville raises his eyebrow.
" Incomplete response" Luna detects.
" She didn't even answer any of it," Ron says.
" Wow, I wanted some information" Hermione rolls her eyes.
" I wanted to learn more about myself," Dumbledore says.
" Never Trust Gingers" Bellatrix sighs.
" We learned that a long time ago" Narcissa sighs.
"I never said it wasn't and why do you tend to use twitter to announce many of these adjustments as well as your opinions that nobody asked for" Hugh says.
" Wow, Go off," Harry says.
" Straight up ask her why" Ginny claps.
" She annoys me," Hermione says.
"Um, I found it so satisfying to hear people's ideas and interpretations," Jk Rowling says.
" That wasn't an answer either" Fred says.
" She doesn't want to talk. fine by me" Draco shrugs.
" Oh sorry but it looks like we've run out of time" Hugh says.
* Theater laughs*
"Let me firstly say that i am now a fan of yours" Jk Rowling says.
" Oh Don't be," Hugh says.
* Theater laughs harder*
" Like don't" Ron laughs.
" I am not a fan," Lucius says.
" Neither Am I" Pansy says.
" It's The Dramione Thing ain't it" Ginny turns around to face Pansy who glares down at her.
" I really am," Jk Rowling says.
"Oh Dear God, Goodnight everyone" Hugh says
* Clip ends*
" Nice Song" Harry smiles.
" Severus Snape song"' Dumbledore says.
" It's not Catchy" Snape says.
" You're absolutely wrong," Ron gasps.
" Moving on" Loki announces.