Let me offer you some low quality crack 🤲 bc my brain is fried
Let me know if you prefer that I don't shit post
:P
Artificer is the title of the reader btw,
Anyone : you're single... I'm single. You know what that means ;)
Artificer: no one finds us attractive 😔
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Enjou : I rather like you
Artificer: say less 💍💐
---- the latest chapter in a nutshell -----
Artificer : I can explain.
Diluc : Can you?
Artificer : If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Kaeya : Just be yourself.
Childe : 'Be myself'? I have one day to win Artificer over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Diluc : I dont
Ayato : Six months.
Zhongli : Jury's still out.
Childe : See?
Childe : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Enjou/Childe : So are we flirting right now?
Artificer : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Enjou/Childe : That doesn't answer my question
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Artificer : I'm an idiot.
Diluc :
Barbara:
Kaeya :
Albedo :
Diluc : If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Artificer: you know there is more to life than being evil
Scaramouche : how did you even find me? And Fuck off
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Xiao : did anyone ever tell you that you are beautiful?
Artificer : o/////o.. No
Xiao : atleast you are surrounded by honest people
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Artificer : I see I lot of people struggling to beat higher level mobs
Artificer : can't do domains? Just get strong it's that's easy
Childe :... they have a point
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Artificer: in here to give a pro tip, bc I'm sure is tired of artifact grinding
Artificer : you dont actually need 2k atk and high crit rate and damage
Artificer: have 99k hp and 1 atk and don't worry because you will kill at some point in time
Artificer : 😎 subscribe for more pro tips like this
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Artificer : come to think of it... I could revolutionize mechanics in teyvat
Albedo : will you?
Artificer : depends will you throw an apple on my head
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Childe : *missing yet another crit *
Artificer : na fikar.... Na sharam... Na lihaaz.... Ek bar aaya
Translation :No worry, no shame, no regard.... That you thought of once
Ignore the typos I made these at 3AM
Some additional info
S l o w b u r n my beloved
Romantic interests
HELP.
But anyway
All our dear husbandos... And Not adverse to adding our lovely queens as well (especially Ayaka and mona 😍)
And of course
Him
I have no idea how I'll add him, but I'll be dammed if I didn't try
Strictly platonic
Klee, Diona, Sayu, Qiqi... But with addition to them Bennet, xinque, Chongyun, xiangling, Fischel and Razor will fall into the platonic category as well.. Bc i feel uncomfortable writing about them in a romantic way... LIKE THEY ARE WHAT 15-16????
Yeah
Smol kids
The author is asexual and has no idea how seggs works...
Edit :I MEANT WRITING IT
Cant write smut my dudes
I mean I'm 18.... So out of curiosity I tried reading it....
I can't take it seriously
But we can go suggestive 🤔 (I think) (I hope? ) (god give me strength)
Hmm wanna see me try?
Are you sure?
Go away kids...... seriously after this point
You are responsible for the content you consume ⚠️⚠️
Here's a freebie... Imagine who you want
He leans into your touch slightly as his eyes flutter closed, seemingly content with the closeness. A sigh escapes from him and his breath hits your lips. The tip of his nose brushes against yours as you lean in more, your lips meeting in another heated embrace . This time, there's no hesitation as you both deepen the kiss. It's hot, desperate, desperate to get closer, closer than ever.
To be together in any sense of the word.
His hands reach for yours, fingers curling in as he pulls you towards him. He feels so good, like a drug that you can't seem to get enough of. You know it's wrong, but the feeling is too powerful; too consuming to think about anything else right now. You're lost to each other for now, lost in this moment and its consequences.
As your bodies press together, the world fades away. You can hear nothing but the steady rhythm of his heartbeat under your ear, feel the heat radiating off his skin. There's no sound except for the two of you, breathing and heartbeats as one. And when his arms tighten around your waist, pulling you even closer, your knees buckle. His grip tightens, preventing you from falling over. As he presses himself against you, his face buried in the crook of your neck, there are only three words that come to mind
I love you.
Wasn't too bad??
Meh I guess this was fine... More romantic than spicy but oh well...
That's how I roll.
Look if you wanna see how I go about writings anything vaguely romantic check out my drabble dump it has "coherent" stuff as well...
I feel like a drug dealer... Giving my customers a little taste of what my stuff is about
Are you addicted yet?
🥺🥺🥺🥺 If you actually read my notes till the end I give you headpats 👋