" Ok, So I have a video that I have to show you" Loki says.
" You always have a video except when it's those fun segments" Harry sighs.
" This video though is to educate you on something, I don't think Hogwarts has" Loki says.
" Really?" Hermione asked.
" Though it's a bit in Skit form, so their will be people pretending to be you" Loki tells them.
" Of course" Draco scoffs.
" That's the fun of it," Luna smiles.
" Of course," Loki smiles.
" Let's get into the video then" Ron says.
" Pace in your steps, you are all at the repulsive age of where you smell and I'd rather not be with you" Snape says.
" If you don't like our smells, then leave" Ginny says.
" I'd do it in a quick second, Trust me" Snape flicks his sleeves.
" Is He describing puberty?" Hermione asks.
" Most Likely" Neville replies.
" But since the other teachers at the school have yet to give you any good advice Here I am," Snape says.
" And. Move. A. way" Harry repeats in the same tone.
" I give pretty good advice" McGonagall straightens her robes.
"Those with the male anatomy might think of the grand idea to use the engorgement charm on yourself if you'd like to avoid a trip to the hospital wing. I'd advise against it" Snape says.
" I-" Harry says.
" wait Hold on is this talking about Sex Education" Hermione asks.
" It seems like it," George says.
" Well Then , I would rather say it is pathetic that men would use the engorgement charm on themselves.When Mine is already big enough" Draco smirks.
" Draco-" Narcissa scolds him.
" I will not watch this with the children," Lucius says.
" You have no choice," Loki smiles.
" I agree with Lucius," Snape says.
" But it's your class" Loki tilts her head.
" It is inappropriate but every child must know this," Dumbledore adds.
" This is going to be interesting," Pansy whispers.
" Why is he Looking at me?" Ron says.
" Ron shush" Hermione says.
" Maybe your pee pee is small," Fred laughs.
" It is not" Ron argues
" This will not be a discussion we will hold here" McGonagall instructed them.
" Exactly" Narcissa agrees.
" Don't agree with the hag" Bellatrix whispers.
"be warned that unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinx says they are uncontrollable and extremely painful" Snape says.
"Who would have unprotected se-" Harry cuts himself off staring at Draco.
" Now, they would," Ron points.
" Why did he describe sexually transmitted diseases aka STD's as Jinxes" Hermione laughs.
" Because they are," Ginny laughs.
" Remember they are unbearable" Dumbledore reminds them.
" Why am I Here?" Lucius rubs his forehead.
"I'll spare you the details but know that you do not want to find yourself with Sectumsempra knees " Snape says.
" They are Terrible," Luna nods.
" How do you know?" Pansy asks in a disgusted look.
" I just know," Luna smiles.
"Open your books to page 105 can anyone tell me what happens when you mix ash Winder eggs, Rose thorns, peppermint, pardon moonstone and dust yes Miss Granger" Snape says.
" What a Surprise, he called on me" Hermione rolled her eyes.
" The Love Potion, amortentia. But It's Illegal for students to make it so" Hermione answers.
" Correcting a single drop could cloud recipients minds and also one's discretion for up to 24 hours" Snape says.
" That's Powerful" George says.
" Pretty Powerful" Fred nods.
" Wait What"
"It has been used to seduce one seducible" Snape says.
" Tom Riddle" Harry clears his throat.
" I repeat, Tom Riddle," Ron coughs.
" YOU DARE USE THE DARK LORD'S NAME IN JEST" Bellatrix yells.
" I mean they do seem like-" Neville cuts himself realizing he was saying his thoughts outside.
" It's best if you keep quiet" Lucius advises him.
"Something you'd like to share with the class Mr. Malfoy" Snape asks.
" No Professor" Draco answers.
" That's a lie," Dumebdlore says.
" He always has something to share" McGonagall rolls his eyes.
"he said it must have been potter's mom that got knocked up"
* Slytherins laugh*
" That was Disrespectful" Harry says enraged.
" Your Mudblood of a Mother" Pansy laughs as a force hits her.
" That was Hilarious, That Mudblood you call your mother" Bellatrix laughs as a force hits her making her stop laughing " She did there is now way your Blood Traitor of a Father Love Your Filthy Mother" Bellatrix hisses.
" 10 Points from Slytherin" Snape says.
" You never do that, you enjoy my jokes," Draco says.
" Yes, He does," Pansy says, agreeing with Draco.
" He's not supposed to" Dumebdlore turns to Snape.
" What Only 10" Hermione scoffs.
" Hermione," Ron says sternly.
" What, It's not enough" Ginny says, speaking up after a while.
" and Gryffindor," Snape adds.
" Well Deserved" Lucius smiles.
" Excuse me Professor," Hermione says.
" It's best if you keep quiet" Harry suggests.
" This always happens in class" Pansy rolls her eyes.
" She can't help it," Neville whispers.
" This is unfair" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"20 anyone else cares to interrupt any further " Snape asks.
" Well, That Happened" Fred sighs.
" I have a question," A Students asks.
" By all means do us" Snape responds.
" The Flip" George laughs.
" Very Snape-like" Ginny laughs.
" Only Snape can do that" Lucius smirk's.
" Only me" Snape says in monotone.
"if it's illegal then why did you tell us the ingredients"
" Good Question" Ron says.
" Basically telling somebody murder is a crime " Pansy scoffs " You decide if you want to be arrested.
" Keep your mouth shut" Draco says.
" Keep your mouth shut, I have a lot more at stake here"
" Well she said it," McGonagall points.
" What does she have in stake?" Draco rolls his eyes.
" That you don't.. It's a Question to be asked" Luna says.
" Hey Ron , isn't that what Romilda used on you" Hermione asks.
" Yes, actually," Ron smiled.
" We Finally found something," Harry laughs.
" Yes but" Ron replies.
" Wait what" Snape looks at the duo.
" It doesn't count because wait does it" Ron asks.
" It does because she tried to use it on Harry," Hermione says.
" Oh Right" Ginny smiles facing the screen.
" This is Boring," Narcissa comments.
" But it also successfully was used on Ron, Just a Different target" Fred explains.
" It was an accident. I mean he said he wanted to try it " Romilda defends herself.
" Professor, how did you not know about this" Hermione asks.
" Because he doesn't waste his time on Blood Traitors or Mudbloods" Bellatrix hissed as another Force hit her.
" That Hurts," Narcissa asks.
" Very Well" Bellatrix bit the apple.
" You'll feel better," Lucius tells her.
" When The Potter Boy is Dead" Bellatrix takes another heavy bite into the apple.
" That was Different" Snape says.
" What" George exclaimed.
" I was mind raped" Ron narrows his eyes in annoyance.
"It could have gone very Badly" Dumbledore says, side eyeing Snape.
" I know," Snape says.
" Yeah It was meant for Harry" Romilda says
" No Difference" Harry shakes his head.
" I hate her," Ginny growls.
" How is That Different"
" I really don't Know" Harry shakes his head.
" It was Dumb, waste your time making it for Potty" Pansy scoffs.
" Waste of Ingredients" Draco shakes his head.
"We take these matters very seriously" Snape says.
" Sadly Severus, It doesn't seem like it" McGonagall sighs.
" At All" Dumbledore bites on his apple.
" Hey Look I just made it super easily" Draco says.
" I am that smart" Draco smirks as Lucius rolls his eyes.
" This is not supposed to-give me that" Snape reaches his hand.
" Why did she take it?" Pansy asks.
" He shouldn't have it, Panscake" Ron says.
" Nope, she wants to be obsessed with me" Draco makes a model face biting his lip.
" Why would I want to" Hermione makes a Horrified face.
" Because Everybody does," Draco responds.
" I am not Like everybody" Hermione turns to him.
" That's right, You're a Mudblood, Bratty-" Draco was hit by a strong force " OWWWW... That hurt" Draco makes a whimpering sound.
" Loki might not be proud but I am" Bellatrix licks her lips.
" I think Hermione meant she's not Like Pansy... your girlfriend" Ginny adds.
" SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND" Draco yells.
" She's Pulling your leg" Narcissa rolls her eyes.
"Professor this label says but when no means yes. Are you going to punish him?" Hermione asks.
" What Type of Punishment?" Draco smirks.
" Using the belt on you, sounds nice" Harry smiles up to him.
" You doing it?' Draco points.
" Why yes, of course. I'll be glad to" Harry laughs.
" It's getting fruity up here" Loki stares at the two.
" Don't Worry, I still hate him" Draco waves his hand around.
" Me too," Harry snickers.
" and Jeopardize his Quidditch career" Snape asks.
" Absolutely Not" Lucius and Draco say at the same time.
" That's a No," Neville sighs.
" What" Hermione says.
" Hmm, anyway you have an arsenal of spells which to defend yourself, Miss Granger, " Snape says.
"oh we could I don't know teach people not to use love potions"
" That sounds Brilliant" Luna smiles.
" Something, Professors should actually do" Harry sighs.
" I join the petition" Fred raises his hand as George claps his hand.
" Me too," George smiles.
* They start to chatter*
* Snape uses a Time Turner*
" I want to know why he did that," McGonagall asks.
" He always has his reasons for everything, besides he's the smartest professor" Pansy smirks.
" I appreciate your compliments Ms. Parkinson, but this conversation doesn't concern you" Snape warns her.
" Well, I had to prove my point," Pansy sighs.
" You were Barely having a Conversation" Draco scoffs rolling his eyes.
" I don't need your thoughts Mr. Malfoy" Snape now moves his head to see him.
" You heard that right," Dumbledore chuckles.
" Keep Quiet" Lucius ordered Draco.
" Pace in your steps" Snape says.
" Oh He started from the beginning" Harry notes.
" Ehh, I would too," Hermione sighs.
" It clearly wasn't going according to plan" Ron tries to hide a laugh.
" Open your books to the section on love potions" Snape announces.
" But Sir, there is no section on Love Potions" Romilda says.
" I thought so," Hermione says.
" I knew so" Ginny smiles winking at Hermione.
" Exactly, Can Anyone Tell me what consent means" Snape asks.
"Sometimes you don't get what you want and you have to spend your entire life protecting the offspring of your rejection but that doesn't matter neither here nor there. Class is dismissed take these prophylactics on your way out" Snape releases condoms.
* Theater gasps at The Condoms*
" That Felt Personal" Harry says.
" It is personal" Snape responds.
" The Condoms" Draco laughs " I need one"
" What" Narcissa yells.
* Clip ends*
" Ok, What a Twist into the lesson" Harry says.
" Consent is th-" Hermione is cut off.
" We Know, Just Shut up" Draco shakes his head.
" That would be an Interesting class," George says.
" That would never happen or at least taught by me" Snape says.
" Then you are going to be expecting alot of unexpected pregnancies" Loki tells him.
" Isn't there a spell for such accidents" Ron asks.
" There should be... I never looked for such spell since I would never need it" Hermione laughs.
" Of course because you're the Virgin Mary" Draco laughs.
" Not In AO3" Loki quickly says.
" In What" Hermione asks.
" Aren't you a Virgin?" Narcissa asks her son.
" Y-yes" Draco stutters.
" The Lie detector detected that was a lie" Harry turns around.
" But- I am" Draco insists.
" But Where would people be able to do it?" Ginny Thinks.
" Not in the Dorm Rooms" George says.
" Or common rooms," Fred adds.
" The Room of Requirement" Luna suggests.
" Right, How Do You Know?" Harry asks
" I have seen many things in my life," Luna says.
" Poor Luna" Neville rubs her back.
" What is this conversation?" Lucius shakes his head.
" It was supposed to lure in If Draco was a Virgin or not" Bellatrix scoffs bored of the conversation.
" Right, are you?" Narcissa turns from facing Bellatrix to Draco.
" Yes," Draco says with no remorse or hesitation.
" I believe him," Pansy says.
" I don't Think They care about your opinion," McGonagall tells her.
" Shut up You Hag" Pansy hisses.
" No, she's right" Narcissa agrees
" Besides your his girlfriend" McGonagall turns around.
" Good one," Dumbledore laughs.
" She is not," Draco says sternly.
" This gets to my conclusion that you are a virgin Mary or may I say Virgin Joseph as" Narcissa points to Hermione " As That Thing is"
" And I had little respect for you" Hermione turns around.
" Ok" Draco rolls his eyes embarrassed.
" Long Talk, Let's just get into the next thing" Loki laughs.