(They/them pronouns)
𝙎𝙚ñ𝙤𝙧 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 (𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙙𝙪𝙝)
You were at home alone which isn't new when your boyfriend is Michael Myers, but before he left you told him to buy you some McDonald's, 4 hours passed and you heard the door open and you knew who it was you, got up about to hug him but... you look at his hands and no McDonald's, you kept looking at him then his hands and he was here doing his stiff standing pose.
"Michael?"
"Hmm" even tho he doesn't talk alot you still understand what he wants to say by body language.
"Where the mcd's at? " you say putting one of ur hand up in question.
He then just look at you with the same blank ole look.
"So your telling me you had time to kill random dogs, a postman, a birthday clown but couldn't have the time to get me McDonald's"
*in Michael mind* 'please don't say it, please don't say i-'
"Is it bc I'm black"
'WHYYYYY do they always say that'
"Soo if you don't wabble your ass back to that McDonald's down the street your anti black 😁"
Michael then just turn around grabbing his wallet and left and you just lay down on the couch watching berleezy.
*in Michael mind* 'why didn't i just kill them when i hade the chance'
𝙋𝙞-𝙥𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙮 (𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙯 𝙙𝙪𝙝)
You were at the sorority house and Billy was upstairs in the attic, you wear listening to some tupac California love on full volume, breaking that background of your when 'shake it' part comes on, Billy could listen to it from the attic, so he went downstairs and went to the living room seeing you dance which looked... sexy- THATS NOT THE POINT!, he went and grabbed the remote and turned it down as soon as he was about to go back up to the attic he saw you with fully black demonic lights and fire in the back (on some anime shit) and was very much afraid.
"He- hey piggy" he said weakly waving with a forced smile.
"Heyy Billy baby, why you turned down the music" you said with a creepy smile. (Is he the slasher or you babe 🤔)
"Well be- because the music to lo- loud for billy" he say being nerves, and you just make a 'hmm' face.
"Hmm is that soo" you say siting down slowly with your legs crossed.
"Ye- yes"
"Okay BUTTT why didn't you keep that same energy when we blasted 'call me maybe' by Carly rae you didn't complain but why when I play this song you have a problem Hmm 🤨"
"Umm" Billy was now confused out of his mind.
"You praise the song you pick which is the ytess song but still a jam but NOOO when i play hip-hop its a problem"
".... Billy don't understand"
"Is it bc I'm black"
"NOO i-it's not because yo- your black pi- piggy" you could hear as if he is about to cry.
"Then why not let me listen to hip-hop"
"Bc it's to lo- loud"
"Okay I'm gonna lower the volume babe, I hope your sleep well" you smile and turn the volume to 56, and Billy didn't mind that so he went back up but he prayed that you don't bring that excuse again since he almost cried.
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙘 𝙮𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 (𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙪𝙝)
You were at the apartment with Patrick, he was on the phone with one of his colleagues from work and you were on your shared bedroom looking online for good clothes but out of no where you hear "Y/N!!" You heard your boyfriend scream and you reacted by closing your eyes and sighing but then got up and went to the living room.
When you got there you saw him putting one his work shoes.
"Where are you going?" You asked crossing your arms looking at him.
"More like 'where are we going to' sweetheart, now wear something nice" he say putting his jacket on not even looking at you.
"Are you gonna plane one of your "killing missions" you say.
"You do know me darling"
(6 minutes went and you got dressed)
You got put on perfume and went to the living room standing touching his knife until he heard your heels and looked at your dress and smirked.
"Now you know how to put on a look babe" he says going up to you and putting his hand around your waist.
"So what type of restaurant is it" you say stopping.
"It's one of does fried chicken places" he says looking like it's disgusting "and i just though why not bring my beautiful girlfriend along".
"Is it bc I'm black"
You just saying made him stop moving and sigh now looking your way putting his hands on your shoulders.
"Y/n first of that 'joke' of yours isn't funny and i hear it from you so many times im surprised i didn't cut that throat of yours so you can shut up, second of I have you as a girlfriend so I'm not racist" he says letting go and continue walking to the elevator.
You caught up to him and opened the elevator and both of you enter u being on the left him the right.
"I didn’t mention anything about you being racist"
"I know" "then why mention"
"Bc that actually was an actual joke not like yours"
*Hmm sure* you though leaving the elevator.
𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 (𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙝)
Chucky was so close to turn this one kid into a human but he had to break in this home school place but he can't do it by himself so that why now his trying to convince you to go with him.
"Oh come on y/n it won't be that bad"
"Chucky I ain't going to jail especially not in Chicago" you say washing the dishes.
"Oh come on doll someone like you would be good at unlocking doors and breaking in things" chucky says being next to your leg.
"Is it bc I'm black"
"Wh- NOO didn't you tell me that you know how to break into a place without makin noise" he said looking offended.
"I know I was just joking, sure why not 😁"
His offended face turned into one of announces.
*how did i even get with them acting like this*
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 (𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨 & 𝙨𝙩𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙪𝙝)
Now it was 10:06 pm on a Friday which means HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!! When you, Billy and stu watch random horror movies but today they decided to pick one for my birthday and when the time comes they revealed that it's the movie 'US' and 'THE CANDYMAN' , you did really enjoy that movie when you first watch it but you also felt so like joking around 😈.
Billy: when he showed you that it was US a joke came to mind. "Oh you choose US Hmm interesting" you gently put the DVD in the box but Billy was confused on the way you said it, "what do you mean 'interesting' " "no its bc out of all the horror movies i love you chose this one, on my birthday day... on a February" "... so your point isss"
"Is it bc I'm black"
"Wh- what no I just thought since you kept saying how much you loved this movie and how you wanna see it aga-"
"I'm joking, but anyways let's watch the movie" you waved it off and put you head on Billy's shoulder.
*Billy's mind*gees they keep getting weirder and.. I kinda like it*
Stu: when he showed you that it was THE CANDYMAN you knew that the joke was gonna begin "why did you pick the candyman babe" "Why don't you like it?" "I do but I would just like to know, that's all" "oh well you se-"
"Is it bc I'm black" You said not having that of a serious look on your face, so stu just begins to giggle and that giggle became laughter.
"That's a good joke y/n" he said while sounding out of breath (alright stu it ain't that funny 😒) but the way he laughs always makes you laugh with with him.
"Anyway let's begin watching the movie"
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Au: hey guys you mf have been asking for an update, so here I am sorry that I didn't include brahms nor Jason I couldn't think of something with them in it but I hope you enjoyed this story please vote and comment and I will see you next time on simping for a serial killer 😊.
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