" So, This video is another clip of Things" Loki explains.
" Of Who?" Harry asks.
" You" Loki points.
" Oh Great" Draco sighed.
" I mean, he is the main character," Loki tells him.
" Of Course because it's Harry Potter," Draco scoffs.
" Maybe Voldemort should have killed your parents, Miraculously survived, get abused by your aunt's family, then soon figure out about magic and then proceed to meet a Blonde Prat who only cares nothing but himself" Loki scolds.
* The Slytherins gasp*
" Loki-" Lucius glares at her.
" Hey, I didn't wish Death on anybody" Loki protests.
" Sounded like it" Draco says Frustrated.
" You're still talking" Loki sighs as she plays the video.
* Harry Picks up Letters as Caption says reasons why Harry Potter is not in Raven claw*
" So we're insulting me now" Harry shakes his head.
" This will be quite the video" Hermione chuckles to herself.
" I Take that Back, I will enjoy the video" Draco shouts.
* Harry is trying to catch a letter from the sky*
* Caption says didn't just grab a letter of the floor*
" I Know I may be dumb at times.. but Harry" Ron turns to him" What was going on?"
" I found it Fun, I probably wasn't thinking straight" Harry shrugs.
" Priorities" Pansy scoffs.
" You could do better," Ginny says.
" We'll take the lot" Harry brings out some gold coins.
" Wow," Ron says.
" Never seen those Weaselbee, up close" Draco laughs.
" Mr. Malfoy," McGonagall says.
* Draco turns to him*
" Nobody wants to hear you speak," McGonagall says.
* Caption says wasted all his money on candy and didn't save any for the other kids*
" Rude," Narcissa says.
" No, Wonder I didn't get any" Neville says.
" Were you planning to get anything?" Luna asks.
" I actually don't think so," Neville recalls.
" Red Chocolate and Peppermint, and I Think so" Ron says.
" Do you think He's really asleep?" Harry asks.
" No, He's Dead" Pansy laughs.
" Shut up" Loki Growls.
" Seems To Be, Why?" Hermione replies.
* Caption says Tells His Friends extremely confidential information with a random professor sitting in the compartment*
" Now, That's stupid... I can't lie, " Ginny says.
" I appreciate your Honesty" Harry sighs, nodding.
" That is quite concerning behavior" Snape says.
" Imagine he mistakenly gives information to a Death Eater," McGonagall says.
" He won't," Dumbledore assured them.
" I have to tell you something" Harry closes the compartment.
" Turn This Water into rum" Seamus says.
" Is that even a spell?" George asks.
" Appreciate the fact he's trying to make rum," Fred says.
" You Know what I should" George looks back at the screen.
* Seamus tries an actual spell*
" Now That sounds like a spell" George points out.
" What is Seamus Trying to do with that Glass of Water" Harry asks.
" Didn't you- I knew Potter was a mental one. He can't stand a chance against the Dark Lord" Bellatrix cackles.
"Is This Bitch aware of the future?" Harry asks Hermione.
" No"
" Right"
" Turn into Rum" Ron responds.
" Wow, Ron is so smart" Hermione claps.
" I am a smart lad myself, I just don't boast about it" Ron smiles.
" That's It. Very Good and remember to speak very clearly" Molly warns him
" Diagon Alley" Harry says as the caption puts a bunch of letters.
" What The F- did he say" Draco asks making sure he didn't cuss.
" Diagon Alley" Luna replies.
" That's what He said?" Neville raises his eyebrows.
" Yes, At least that's what I heard" Luna nods.
* Harry gets Broom*
* Caption says received obviously Broomstick Shaped Package*
" These are From-" Hermione says.
" Shut up" Pansy yells.
" Nobody asked you Pug Face Parkinson" Hermione whispers.
" It's a Broomstick," Harry says.
" No Shit" Draco says.
" Draco" Narcissa and Lucius look at him.
" Disgracing The Malfoy's Family name round 4" Harry snickers.
" I am pretty sure it's more," Ginny adds.
* Caption says Harry Pulls out wand in front of a bunch of muggles*
" I never heard about this" Hermione looks at Harry who looks down full of Guilt.
" Wow, trying to expose us" Draco looks at him.
" When did this Happen?" Dumbledore asks.
" This Summer" Loki says.
" Mr. Potter" Snape calls.
" Don't Talk to me Snape" Harry yells.
" See, This is how we teach our future generations to behave" Lucius looks at Dumbledore.
" What a Disgrace" Narcissa scoffs.
" Clearly Potter, Needs some mental Training" Pansy scoffs.
" Well This is Bad" Ginny finally says as Bellatrix's cackles lighten down.
*Caption says Backs into a Clearing while being chased by a Werewolf*
" That makes The Mudblood also not fit for Ravenclaw" Bellatrix remarks as a huge force hits her.
" Ohh That actually Hurts" Bellatrix touches her ribs.
" I mean we all make mistakes," Fred says.
" and one of them was Backing into that clearing" Luna adds.
" Savage Luna," Ron says.
" Well said," Ginny smiles.
" Do you really think there is going to be a war, Sirius?" Harry asks.
" Ewww" Bellatrix yells.
" Aww Sirius Alive" George frowns.
" Were going to ignore Harry being a dumb Fuck and focus on Sirius ok" Draco nods.
" Yes," McGonagall stares at him.
" That's a Wise Thought" Neville whispers to Himself.
* Zooms Into Sirius Speechless*
" What is the whole point of Voldemort?" Hermione turns to Harry.
" To Kill me" Harry says.
" and" Hermione urges him to speak.
" For Pureblood supremacy" Harry adds.
" So why do you think he's killing people?" Hermione now asks.
"... For Fun" Harry raises his eyebrows.
" Your joking," Hermione tells him.
" Is That your savior?" Lucius chuckles.
* Caption Reads Daily Prophet in public*
" You have to be shitting me" Pansy sighs.
" Can he get any more stupid" Snape says.
" I can," Harry responds.
" Who's Harry Potter?" Waitress asks.
" That Motherfucker actually" Draco points.
" If I hear you say another word, I will Beat the living hell out of you" Lucius says sternly as Draco gulps.
" Draco's going mute yay" Loki cheers.
" No One" Harry replies.
" No one Indeed" Pansy smiles.
* Opens Book of Half Blood Prince*
* Caption says Doesn't recognize handwriting of teacher for the last 6 years*
" How did you not notice Snape's writing?" George asks.
" I don't know," Harry responds.
" Because he's a Dumbass" Pansy shouts.
" You watch your language too" Narcissa points at her
*Caption says Opens The door when there's a 50% chance it could be a Death eater to kill him*
" It would be me," Bellatrix smiles.
" Or me" Lucius points.
" I would cry," Neville says.
" I think any sane person would, Mate" Ron replies to him.
* Captions Says use a random spell for the first time with no idea what it does*
" The Biggest Fuck up in History" Ginny notes.
" Do I need to warn you about your Language?" Narcissa scolds her.
" No, My Brothers do enough of that" Ginny offers a smile.
" We actually don't" George and Fred Fist Bump each other.
" Wasn't That Draco" Lucius points.
" It was me," Draco whispers.
" You Tried To Kill My Nephew, you filthy half blood" Bellatrix yells.
" We will discuss this major Fuck up,Later" Loki ends the conversation.
" Unsulfured it" Hermione says.
" Hermione, His arm" Harry says.
" We get it," Dumbledore says.
" He's not supposed to be In Ravenclaw" McGonagall says.
" He doesn't belong there, but he would have been great," Luna smiles.
" I know just do it," Hermione says.
* Caption says Thanks for the observation Harry*
" Your welcome" Harry smiles, then rolls his eyes.
" So Harry is obviously not in Ravenclaw"
" We Knew that for a while" Neville says.
" But guess what. I am"
" Congrats" Luna smiles.
" I guess" Hermione claps slightly.
*Clip ends*
" That was a nice Loot," Luna smiles.
" Indeed, I'm jealous," Ginny huffs.