South park headcannons!!

By ViviCurtis

1.1K 16 10

title is pretty self explanatory! these are just my opinions, you can agree or not i don't really care. thes... More

Tweek Tweak
Tolkien Black
Craig Tucker
Jimmy Valmer
Stan Marsh
Kyle Brovfloski
Kenny McCormick
Eric Cartman

Clyde Donovan

95 2 2
By ViviCurtis

also feel free to comment your headcannons here!

I know everyone says this, but he's a football player. (he would like to be a professional player but we all know he doesn't get the grades for that)

Also speaking of grades, he may not be the smartest but he's not exactly dumb. He'd have better grades if he would actually turn work in

His favorite show is The Amazing World of Gumball and I will die on this hill

Tbh, immature in the way you'd expect teenage boys to be immature (take that as you will)

He can be really empathetic sometimes though and lowkey he's still a crybaby.

A little bit more on the chubby side. I think he would have green eyes and freckles.

Is absolutely terrified when watching people take off their fake eyelashes.

He listens to J. Cole and Animal era Ke$ha. His favorite song is Wet Dreamz by J. Cole. (lowkey a Swiftie too)

Always in one of those varsity bomber jackets. Always.

Does not understand how the female body works.

Cannot stand horror movies, he will have a heart attack.

Only drinks Sunny D

Pretty short ngl

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

367K 6.1K 79
A text story set place in the golden trio era! You are the it girl of Slytherin, the glue holding your deranged friend group together, the girl no...
731K 16.5K 45
In wich a one night stand turns out to be a lot more than that.
273K 6.5K 52
⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ જ⁀➴ 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 .ᐟ ❛ & i need you sometimes, we'll be alright. ❜ IN WHICH; kate martin's crush on the basketball photographer is...
235K 2.9K 34
"You ain't leaving until you suck my cock Y/n." he said with deep voice holding her hair tightly... ~𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒔 ~𝒔𝒎𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 ~𝒆...