(a little while later)
baddest bitches
ginny: um
hello?
harry: ew
hermione: harry???
blaise: damn its like 11am and harry is starting with the violence
daphne: at least save the bitchiness until bailee wakes up
ron: that's usually her job
bailee: hey😡😡😡
im awake 😡😡😡
harry: may i say my peace?
theo: go on....
harry: i said ew because i havent seen a notif from this chat in MONTHS
blaise: facts
ginny: thats EXACTLY what i came on here to say
we havent used this chat in so long i could physically see cobwebs
bailee: why am i getting emotional?????
hermione: idk but ME TOO
luna: maybe its cause weve been hanging out in person like...,,,every single day????
ron: that might be it
daphne; luna youre brilliant
theo: weve only been gone what
a day??
and yet i miss our parties☹️☹️☹️
harry: no cause same💀💀💀💀💀
ginny: i miss getting absolutely smashed with you guys ☹️☹️☹️
luna: i miss dancing with you guys☹️☹️☹️
blaise: i miss sneaking out of the snake den for you guys☹️☹️☹️
daphne: i miss gryffindor's huge bathroom where id get ready with you guys☹️☹️☹️
hermione: i miss holding back peoples hair with you guys🙁🙁🙁
ron: i miss sneaking food into the dorm with you guys
hermione: ...
ron:☹️☹️☹️
bailee: guys..........
when has being away from hogwarts stopped us from partying???????
harry: holy fuck
you are right
for once🫣
bailee: 🖕🖕🖕
N E WAYS
theo: yes we would LOVE to come to your party
ron: we?
whos we?
hermione: this groupchat
ron: well of course
ginny:🤭🤭🤭
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honorary siblings
POTTAH: hey
LB: woah
are you okay
POTTAH: yes?????
why????
LB: you never start our chats with hey or hi or hello or any other greeting
POTTAH: well i am this time
can jean come to this party
LB: tf?
is you on the no list?
POTTAH; no
or i hope not
LB: then obviously
plus hes your booooooyfriend🤭🤭
POTTAH: putting an end to that right there
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2 high 2 care
bailee: yoooo
mf
answer me
hello?
theooooooooooooooo
nottttttttttttttttttttt
are you not answering me bc i said mf???
if it is im sorry🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
okay are you alright?
its been like an hour and youre NEVER away from your phone that long
you're emotionally attached to it
theo: geez bailee
hi
yes im fine
what is it?
bailee: oh?
well
i WAS going to ask if you wanted to come over extra early for the party
but
now......
theo: okay
yes ill come early if you want me to
bailee: no
theo: didn't you just ask me to?
bailee: i said if YOU wanted
i don't want you doing anything if you dont actually want to
theo: okay
bailee: no
theo: tf do you want then
bailee: first of all
what's wrong
second of all
whats wrong
theo: nothing
everythings fine okay?
bailee: i feel like there's attitude with that
i dont really appreciate it😾😾😾
theo: k
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bailee: this mf-
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daphne: K?????
luna: hold on i-
hermione: what's the full context of this chat
bailee: screenshot.img (3)
ginny: this mf bouta catch these hands
luna: ginny babes
dont you think that's a bit much?
ginny: no
daphne: no
hermione: no
luna: alright then
lets jump the snake
bailee: LUNA💀💀💀💀💀
ginny: i mean...
shes right
bailee: i just dont know what i did wrong????
was i being clingy or something???
i mean
i know the five texts in a row mightve been a lot
but i do it all the time and hes never reacted this way
he didnt even tell me what took him so long
or where he was
wait no
he isnt obligated to say that
im his girlfriend not his keeper
but i was still worried
and now im rambling over text again
someone please stop me
daphne: okay babes one
you didnt do anything wrong
two
you arent being clingy
we all do that
we are all so codependent of each other it gets scary
anyways
three
youre right he isnt obligated to tell anyone where he is or what hes up to
but your his girlfriend and he needs to realize you get worried about things
bailee: okay yeah you're right
thanks
ginny: are we still jumping him...?
hermione: first lets think of why he did what he did
luna: maybe he really was busy and is grumpy becauze whatever he was doing made him tired?
daphne: ill find out
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siblings adjacentish
daphne: hey theo
theo: hey daph
whats up
daphne: nothing much
have you done anything today?
theo: no not really
just been chilling around the house
why?
daphne: so you havent been busy?
theo: no?
daphne: not tired or grumpy?
theo: mentally no
physically i just got back from a milr run
during which i didnt take a break
so i feel like my legs are gonna fall off
daphne: hmmm
a run you say?
do you text on your runs?
theo: again
no?
daphne: interesting
anyways
been in contact with any of the group ab the party today?
theo: no but im so hype it's physically putting me in a good mood
daphne: bruh🤾♀️🤾♀️
theo: ??
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daphne: um
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bailee: oh
okay
ginny: so first this mf is stand offish and dry asf with bailee
then goes on to go in depth about his day to you
while in the process he says he was just "on a run" when he "doesnt text" and he "hasnt been in contact with the group" when we have RECEIPTS about him texting bailee not fifteen minutes ago
AND hes "hype" about this party but doesnt want to go to bailees early?
luna: normally he would LOVE to have alone time with you bailee
hermione: .....
so we jumpin?
ginny: oh we are
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ginny: guys
percy: Yes?
fred: ???
george: ???
ron: what
bill: what is it?
charlie: explain quickly please
ginny: can you guys jump someone for me?🙏🙏🙏
percy: Absolutely not!
george: yes
fred: yes
bill: depends
who is it?
ginny: my friend theo
charlie: nott?
ron: theo?????
why him?
ginny: long story short he is being a douche to someone who doesnt deserve to be acted douchey towards
percy: Who?
ginny: bailee
charlie: okay then yeah
bailee doesnt deserve to be acted douchey to
ginny: godsends🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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a/n
ummmmmmmmm hi guys????????
SORRY i disappeared for like three or four months but i come bearing the gift of drama