the 1 (t.n)

horny mofo

bad bitches

blaise: someone save us

theo: please🙏

bailee: omw 🏃‍♀️
what class?

theo: potions with snape

harry: THEO
YOU JUST SAID A SLUR

luna: 😲😲

theo: SORRY OMG
potions with sn*pe

ginny: couldnt be us

hermione: dada with regulus

bailee: aka best class

ron: ^^

luna: im in divination
i love it!

harry: i need you to see into my future
specifically in the love life portion of it
when is it coming
i need it now
please
im so desperate

bailee: harry
i will help you
promise
now stop being desperate

ginny: i was too good of a gf you cant find anyone better

ron: too scary of a person everyone thinks youll be a crazy ex gf

bailee: true true

ginny: im very gay now
so i wont be any trouble

harry: i can use all the help
so ginny stop being the scary ex gf
bailee be the love doctor

hermione: more like cupid

ron: ...cupid?

hermione: ugh

bailee: purebloods🙄🙄

harry: stupid imbeciles 🙄🙄

blaise: Hello

bailee: what the fuck
thats a little ominous

blaise: This isn't Mr. Zabini

harry: ummmm

hermione: may we ask who you are??

blaise: This is Professer Snape.

ginny: oh shit

hermione: ginny!

bailee: did you...need something professor?

blaise: Stop chatting on your devices before I give detention to all of you.

bailee: all due respect sir
but you arent our teacher rn
*right now

blaise: Who is? I will have to have a talk with them.

ron: regulus
i mean
professor black