new professor

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hogwarts elite

stars: i cant believe we got shushed by sn*pe

books: i mean you guys were talking during dumbledores speech

ginger: we werent even being loud tho

glasses: anyways
whos ready for the new professor

ginger: 🙋

books: 🙋‍♀️

stars: 🙋‍♀️
im praying theyre hot

books: you have a boyfriend jsyk

stars: doesnt mean dilfs and milfs cease to exist
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

glasses: ^^^^

ginger: okay shh
theyre introducing him

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bad bitches

blaise: anyone else see how bailee and harry's jaw dropped in sync

ginny: can you blame them?

ron: you have a girlfriend btw

luna: i actually agree with ginny

hermione: i agree with them both
hes attractive

theo: i mean i have a girlfriend so..

ron: dont worry
she was talking about how she was hoping the new professor will be hot

theo: well then
....
what they said
a man cant lie

blaise: harry and bailee have been real quiet

ginny: @bailee @harry what do you guys think😏😏😏😏😏😏

hermione: maybe they are busy drooling

harry: SHUT UP
ALL OF YOU

bailee: RIGHT NOW
WE BEG

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familee (extended)

mini prongs: @padfoot @prongs @moony @lilyflower

lilyflower: yes harry???

moony: is it urgent or something?

prongs: hello offspring

padfoot: hello prongs sperm

lilyflower: padfoot what the fuck

padfoot: wow lily cussing
im sorry

mini prongs: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
YOU KNOW HOW UMBRIDGE WAS FIRED?????

moony: yes

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