60 year old man
2:04 am
60 year old man:
NARIIII
60 year old man:
SHORTYYY
60 year old man:
HELLOOOOO
Me:
DUDE ITS FUCKIN 2
IN THE MORNING
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Me:
i need my beauty sleep
60 year old man:
for what beauty🏃🏼♀️
Me:
I swear to god Im gunna beat
your crusty pickle lookin ass one day
60 year old man:
i-
60 year old man:
Anygays
ways*
60 year old man:
I'm having a huge debate with my
roommate on whether you put cereal
before milk or other way around
60 year old man:
I mean obviously cereal first right
Me:
I swear to god you woke me
up for cereal
Me:
BUT LIKE YA OBVIOUSLY
CEREAL FIRST, IS YOUR ROOMATE
POSSESSED OR SOMETHING
60 year old man:
I KNOW RIGHT
60 year old man:
We're just better😎
Me:
60 year old man:
stop being such a
drama queen shorty🙄
Me:
i am a Queen thank
you very much *flips hair*
60 year old man:
yeah yeah I get it😑
60 year old man:
anyways I've been wondering,
what you look like...
Me:
I look like a potato
60 year old man:
i bet a cute potato then
Me:
nope nuh-uh
Me:
I'm not sending a selfie
60 year old man:
come on~~~
Me:
fine, here
60 year old man:
have i ever told you how
much I hate you
60 year old man:
Come on you can't be that bad,
I bet ur beautiful
60 year old man:
It's not like im gunna judge you
Me:
ok but I swear to god if you
turn out to be a 60 year old
pervert ima beat ur ass
60 year old man:
just send a selfie already🙄
Me:
fine
(A/N credits to this girl I just found a random person from Pinterest)
60 year old man:
dam...
60 year old man:
ur so cute u look so smol I could just
pinch ur cheeks, how tf
are you so feisty u look so
innocent
Me:
don't judge a book by its cover
60 year old man:
really how could you say
you look like a potato
60 year old man:
you are so cute~
Me:
ig I've just never been
that confident with myself
Me:
Well now that I showed you
what I look like, what do
you look like?
60 year old man:
oh uh I don't think I'm ready
to show you yet
Me:
What that's not fair
60 year old man:
dw i promise I will at some point
60 year old man:
anyways I'll let you get ur
"beauty" sleep now
Me:
ok nighttttt
60 year old man:
good night shorty:)
Seen 2:37 am
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