wrong number ♡Han Jisung♡

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Unknown: hey hyung did u eat my cheesecake again Me: Umm I think you have the wrong number ~~~ Han Jisung te... More

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By hanjisungswifeee

60 year old man
7:00 pm

60 year old man:
Hola

Me:
oh u again

60 year old man:
Ouch

Me:
Just playin

Me:
Whatcha up to

60 year old man:
just got back from practice

60 year old man:
Tired a fuck though😴

Me:
Wait hold up, didn't u leave for practice
at like 7 this morning

Me:
THATS LIKE 12 HOURS

60 year old man:
yeah...

60 year old man:
I'm used to it by now so
It doesn't bother me
anymore

Me:
Ur really making me feel like a lazy potato😭

60 year old man:
a cute one😉

Me:
i-

Me:
You don't even know
what I look like

60 year old man:
then what do you look like

Me:
how abt I describe

Me:
I have long raven black hair,
dark brown eyes and I'm 5'0 ft

Me:
Mostly everything you needa know

60 year old man:
5 ft really

60 year old man:
Lmao ur so short

60 year old man changed your name to shorty

Me:
Bitch say that again
and ima round house kick
u in the face

60 year old man:
pfttt u wish u could reach

Me:
YOU KNOW WHAT- moving on😑

Me:
...so what do you look like

60 year old man:
I have natural brown hair
though I tend to dye it a lot,
I have dark brown eyes, I have
chubby cheeks which my
friends say resemble a squirrel
and im 5'7

Me:
haha a squirrel u remind me of
jisung lmao

60 year old man:
haha i wonder why|
haha I won|

60 year old man:
haha ya

60 year old man:
well shorty I have to go ttyl

Me:
ok bye

60 year old man:
bye
Seen 7:25 pm

~~~
A/N
Hello it's me again to who ever is reading this I hope you enjoy.

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