🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼
puppy🐕🖤
sometimes it amazes me how much my daughter and my wife are alike
they both fell asleep eating chicken nuggets
she's definitely my kid
oh btw
we're having twins
boy and girl
i'm so fucking scared
anka🌹
holy...
names?
puppy🐕🖤
polaris minerva black
anakin lex black
i wanted ares but he said no
and ares anakin or anakin ares is way too much
baby black🥺🖤
i'm yelling at anakin that i have the high ground once he's born
you have been warned
my moony🌙❤️
i am terrified for what's left of minnie's sanity...
best black👯♀️
you two missed a golden opportunity to name them luke and leia
sister❤️
i'm naming my cat leia
lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm a dog person speckles
playboy🙄🐍
i didn't know that i was a dog💀
oh my god
blondie👯♀️
i'm a cat person
we know
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
and in more ways than one
angel🥺❤️
i just got that...
oh my god
i'm changing my son's name
reg and siri are currently reenacting ROTS
lion bitch🦁❤️
who has the high ground?
anka🌹
jade
she jumped on the sofa and transfigured one of the cushions into a lightsaber
yelled "ITS OVER BLACKS I HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! TRY ME!"
siri collapsed on the ground and the dog is currently biting his jeans
this house has gone into chaos
andy is now playing with the lightsaber
sister❤️
and harry just banged his head on a table with the toy broom
playboy🙄🐍
blaise is throwing toy bricks at me
frankenstein🧟♂️✨
neville's asleep
i think he's the only calm baby here
my daughter's a toddler
SHES FUCKING THREE
baby black🥺🖤
i'm so scared
andy just said shit
SHE DID WHAT
SIRIUS ORION BLACK THE THIRD
best black👯♀️
RUN BITCH
RUNNNNNNN
blondie👯♀️
👁👄👁
🍷🍿🤏🏼
continue
my moony🌙❤️
dude
andy repeats everything 😭
anka once said that her vagina has been split open and she's bleeding an ocean
and andy was saying vagina for like a week
puppy🐕🖤
the reason i said shit is because of this
shit...
anka🌹
oh my god
blondie👯♀️
i take a nap
and what do i find when i wake up?
someone having the high ground and wormtail dead
lion bitch🦁❤️
oh...
marauders?
my moony🌙❤️
...
oh
playboy🙄🐍
marauders
want me to take the kids?
no
i'm fine
peter who?
sister❤️
oh god
not this again
no speckles
i'm not joking
he tangled with the wrong crowd and it got him killed
puppy🐕🖤
he made andy cry when he left
she's been completely inconsolable for months
uncle peter was her favorite
so ykw
fuck it
idfc
best black👯♀️
you can't just erase the memories guys
lion bitch🦁❤️
fucking watch us
jade's and expert in that
and so am i
so who was he again?
idk bam bam
i just remember a rat
angel🥺❤️
that's
not healthy...
my moony🌙❤️
let them have their moment
the crash will come soon
we let them do this, the crash is not as hard
especially for vixen
i want a drink
but i'm pregnant
can i smoke weed when pregnant?
playboy🙄🐍
no drugs
no alcohol
no nothing
and you quit weed when andy was born
true...
fml
i'm taking a nap
bye ✌🏼
my moony🌙❤️
she's such a fucking mood
i love it