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Loki entered the Theatre seeing that everybody had been impatiently waiting.
" Well it seems everybody has calmed down and I think it's quite time for another video" Loki smiled at them.
" Ok, Let's watch the video," George says.
" Yes, B\but I have some explaining to do" Loki said eyeing the Professors as a joke as the Students seemed excited.
" It's a Firm No" Snape glares at Loki.
" You can't control her," Hermione responds.
" Don't worry, it was a simple joke. We won't be having such videos where The Professors must leave in a while" Loki laughs.
" So you made me excited for no reason" Draco rolls his eyes.
" I just wanted to see their reaction, it's pretty valid" Loki shrugs.
" That is quite valid" Luna says " Its Like an experiment to see what they would actually say".
" Correct Luna" Loki smiled under her cloak.
" I didn't think of it that way," Neville says.
" You never think of it that way," Pansy grumbles to herself.
" I just realized we have never seen your face except for like the back of your head" Ron says tapping his chin.
" Because I choose to, I like The unknown ghostly figured named after the God Of Mischief" Loki shrugs while bending a bit and laughing.
" Seems like you" Harry nods.
" The God of Mischief" Draco questions.
" Loki is The God of mischief son of Fárbauti, a Frost Giant from Jotunheim who can shape shift and has magic with Longevity and many others he is also the Blood Brother of Odin" Hermione explains.
" Can you Shut The Fu-" Harry cuts off Pansy.
" Oh In The Marvel comics from what I had skimmed before Dudley caught me was Loki is the adopted Brother of Thor and his Father is Odin" Harry trails off.
" Well, The Marvel comics were inspired I guess" Hermione shrugs.
" Shu-" Loki cut off Pansy This Time.
" Ok, Let's go to the point of me explaining in the first Place" Loki starts.
" Can I like sp-" Loki cut off Pansy.
" What we are watching is iconic vines" Loki starts.
" Vi-" Harry was cut off by Loki.
" Vines are pretty short clips with comedic purposes" Loki explains " and Now we are watching You Guys as Vines".
" Who gives a f-" Loki cuts off Pansy.
" Let's Just watch now" Loki says as most of the theater nodded.
" L-" Pansy was cut off by The Video playing as she collapsed into her seat.
* Shows George and Fred Playing the Piano*
" Ahh I want to play the piano," George says.
" I love The Piano, " Fred says.
" Maybe Hermione could teach you" Ginny smirks at them.
" I wouldn't mind," Hermione smiles.
" Me either" Ron raises his hand.
* Harry is chilling not noticing the Snatchers*
* theater laughs*
" The Idiot would probably not notice," Draco laughs.
" I probably wouldn't" Harry hisses back.
" Snatchers are sneaky" Neville says
" Not if you are aware of your environment" Draco responds.
" Why are you talking to the Fat Oaf?" Pansy whispers towards him.
" Cause I can.. He's also earned a bit of my respect for defending me in some situations" Draco trailed off.
* Hermione is Dancing in school robes*
* Theatre laughs really hard*
" Hermione, you have got some moves" Ron laughs.
" What can I say ,That's one of my many talents" Hermione winks and smiles.
" That's you after you pass your O.W.L. Exam This year" Luna points.
* Hermione laughs*
" GO HERMIONE, GO HERMIONE, GO HERMIONE" Ginny starts the chant as everybody else did.
" I'm over 72 and I feel Great" Dumbledore says.
" I actually do," Dumbledore smiles.
" You look Great Albus," McGonagall compliments.
" Thank you," Dumbledore smiles.
" You do die" Snape comments.
" Well your future self murdered him, " Harry turns around.
* Sad music plays as how Ginny is as Harry asks out Cho*
" I mean Neville asked me and I felt Happy" Ginny smiles.
" It was a nice Yule Ball" Neville comments.
" Oh Let's not forget that Ron ruined mine" Hermione huffs.
" Oh That Drama I was just slow dancing with Pansy and it was Hilarious" Draco laughs.
" Like you'd think Draco ruined it but no it's your own best Friend" Hermione complains.
* Ron is silent*
" You're all going to hell Bye" Voldemort says.
* Theatre laughs really hard*
" More Like yourself" Harry laughs.
" Because we stood for what we believed in" Fred laughs.
" Sure you may be verified on twitter but are you verified in the eyes of God" Neville says.
* Theatre laughs a bit*
" Well in my words I would have said you might be popular but are you nice" Neville rephrases the words.
" No," Pansy speaks.
" Everybody knows that Parkinson" Hermione huffs.
" Bit-" Loki started the video cutting off Pansy.
* Draco throws a pillow at moody as he screams*
* Theater screams and laughs louder then they ever have as Draco and Pansy frown*
" Now That's What actually happened for the people that didn't see it" Harry laughs.
" It was quite the show," McGonagall smirks.
" He was running around like a lost puppy about to be eaten" Ginny laughs and starts to wheeze.
* Voldemort pushes his soul into a jar*
" Now That's what i actually Imagined Horcruxes to be" Fred points.
" It makes more sense" George nods.
" Just pushing your soul into a Jar like a regular day" Ron nods.
" Very Clever" Grindelward says as Dumbledore kiss him.
* Theatre stands still even Dumbledore is shocked*
" I mean I support you if you are gay but Grindelwald" Hermione raises her eyebrow.
" We don't talk about that" Dumbledore looks down.
" Move I think I am going to vomit" Voldemort moves.
* Theater laughs*
" Sees Like something he would say" Harry light heartedly laughs.
" But did you seriously have a relationship with Grindelwald, I mean a Vi-" Dumbledore cut off Ron.
" Like I said before we don't talk about it" Dumbledore said sternly this time as Snape liked that Dumbledore was being more strict.
* Ron gulped and turned around*
* Umbridge dancing around to end Hogwarts*
" She was super excited" Hermione rolls her eyes.
" Hogwarts is the Best School" Luna says.
" That Bitch I hate her" Ginny scoffs.
" I Think everybody does," Harry inhales.
' I don't,' Pansy raises her hand.
" Panscake Shut The Hell up nobody asked you" Ron glares at her.
" Wea-" Loki cut Pansy off.
" SHUT THE FUCK UP PANTSY" Loki continues the video.
* Harry catches The Snitch as Draco is shocked*
" That is the most accurate expression of Malfoy's Face," Harry smirks.
" You Cheated" Draco scoffs.
" He actually won fairly," McGonagall says.
" Now That's not Cap," Harry laughs.
" I'm scared Dad," Draco says.
" Like attempting to Kill Dumbledore" Fred nods.
" Do you Trust me Son" Lucius says.
" NO" Most of the Theatre says making themselves laugh.
" Yes," Draco says.
" Come on Son," Lucius says.
* Draco Falls*
* Theater gasps and laughs a bit*
" Why is that something Lucius would do to teach Draco a Lesson?" Hermione laughs a bit.
" Because he did," Draco whispers as Pansy gives him some looks.
" Rule Number One Never Trust anybody" Lucius says.
" Not even your Father," Ron gasps.
" This is why I have trust issues," Harry shrugs.
" This is why Draco has daddy issues" Ginny says, making The Theatre laugh and sputter.
" Sh-" George cut off Draco.
" Voldy Moldy has Daddy issues," George laughs.
* George and Fred Dancing as Molly Looks disappointed*
" Is That Mother I can't even Tell the Difference" George points.
" The exact same Look she gives us every single day" Fred laughs
" GET GET OUT OF THE WAY ITS THE LORD" Bellatrix yells.
" Of Course she'd pull that shit show" Harry rolls his eyes.
" Voldy is her Sugar Daddy" Ginny says as everybody else laughs.
* Neville Dancing at The Yule ball*
" Oh He Killed it at the Yule Ball" Ginny claps.
" Thank you.. I practiced a lot" Neville smiles.
" Draco was a very good Dancer" Pansy adds.
" Who was Talking about Dragon" Hermione looks around.
" Nobody," Harry speaks up.
" That's What I Thought" Hermione says.
" Clearly nobody cares about my Waltzing" Draco huffs.
" Tom Felton's Not yours " Hermione scoffs.
" What did you do"
" I did my eyebrows" Luna says.
" Why did you do them"
" I don't know" Luna says.
" I like doing my eyebrows, it helps me concentrate," Luna says.
" We all have different desires that help us Concentrate" Ron nods.
" For example your food" George points out.
" Yes," Ron says as he bites the chicken.
* Ron Beats up The Horcrux*
* Theater laughs*
" What specific Horcrux?" Ron raises his eyebrow.
" It could be any" Fred says.
" There is a specific Horcrux in the future that will infuriate you" Loki tells them.
" I will not be ready for that" Ron shakes his head.
" I have been dreaming on a True Love's Kiss" Snape says.
" Keep Dreaming" Harry rolls his eyes as people laugh harder.
" Hey stop being rude to Sevy Baby" Loki says.
" Sevy Baby" Ginny questions.
" Its a Nickname a small proportion of the Snape Fandom have for him" Loki laughs
" Oh Dear" Snape shakes his head.
" He has a Fandom" Harry asks enraged.
" You'll see why later," Loki explains.
" Hey Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves".
" I'm going to go first. I Hate" Harry says.
" I Hate you" Draco smiles.
" I Hate you more" Harry beams.
" It's not a Secret" Hermione says.
" Never was," Ron adds.
" Never will" Ginny Finishes.
" Johnny had 19 Bottles of Dish soap and he gave genie" Harry says.
" Wait, why did Johnny have so many soaps" Remus asks.
" Because He's a Weasley" Draco explains as Pansy snickered, Loki cracked a smile a bit.
" Excuse me" Fred asks, turning around to them.
" Nothing," Draco responds.
" Mind your Business David" Sirius says.
* Remus and Sirius stare off*
* Theatre couldn't help but laugh*
" Is Sirius in serious need of soap?" Draco chuckles a bit.
" Surely" Pansy cackles.
" At Least he got a good bath," Harry sighs.
* the Dementors Dancing*
* Harry Tenses up a bit*
" That's them after successfully sucking Harry's soul out" Pansy laughs getting a few snickers from Draco.
" Will you keep quiet? " Dumbledore says.
" Talk doesn't suit you Parkinson, Do I have to remind you" McGonagall exhales deeply.
" Hi"
* Hermione starts dancing*
" Is Hermione in a Dancing Mood" Ginny claps while laughing.
" I guess I don't know," Hermione laughs.
" They are only sharing clips of you as a Dancing type of person" Luna tells her.
" My Inner Dancing self is probably showing too much" Hermione puts her hand over her chest and starts to giggle.
" Dear Diary Today I couldn't Find My Diary so, I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DvD's " Tom Riddle says.
* Clip ends*
" Yes Because I took it" Ginny says Finally feeling comfortable to make a joke about it.
" Of Course you did," Loki laughs.
" What a Video, It was Funny as hell" Harry laughs suddenly remembering the clips.
" Oh Don't worry but we have more, We have a segment next and This Theatre won't be exactly the same" Loki starts to head towards the back.
" The Theatre" Harry raises his eyebrow.
" the Same" Ron questions as they Look at each Other confused.