Random stuff

By The_Chaos_Siblings

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Also oneshots and at this point some incorrect quotes. And beware there's gonna be a bunch of wither husband... More

Incorrect quotes 1
Demon/part 1.
Incorrect quotes part 2
Flower husbands (Scott x jimmy)
My ships
Stranded - Wither husbands (Fwhip x sausage)
First meetings - wither husbands
Ashley and Lydia being dumb
Sent - wither husbands + background flower husbands
How team ZIT got together in hiding (Zedaph x impulse x tango)
The life simulator- wither husbands
Nightmare - wither husbands + Hermes
We are not together - wither husbands + pearl annoying them
Baking gone wrong - wither husbands
Cold winter days - wither husbands
We have cats. For now
Double date - wither husbands and flower husbands
Cats again. Plus I need help
Lost in ikea - wither husbands
Painting - wither husbands + Hermes
I'm pretty chaotic
Relaxation day -wither husbands
Cat name update

Hex incorrect quotes

201 9 7
By The_Chaos_Siblings

Sorry not my fault blame Wattpad for making me love Hex so much. I also found way to many good incorrect quotes that match hels and evilX (xay)'s personality so much

!WARNING: SWEARING!

Hels: So what do you do?
Xay: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Hels: Wow, impressive.
Xay: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Hels, going over Xay's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Xay: Yes
Hels: Okay... may I know what you create?
Xay: Problems.

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Hels: *Gets down on one knee*
Xay: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Hels: *Falls over*
Xay: The poison is kicking in.

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Hels: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Xay's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

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Hels: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Xay: Killed without hesitation.
Hels: No.

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Hels: God, give me patience.
Xay: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Hels: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Xay: So that's my plan.
Hels: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Xay: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Hels: It fucking sucks.
Xay: That's not constructive criticism.

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Xay: Go to hell
Hels: Already there 

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