GIRLS CHAT
[Mar] no reason
[Mar] but who the blondie who went into hotch's office and has been in there for the last 30 minutes
[JJ] That would be Julie
[Garcia] Ahhh yes
[Garcia] She was a star athlete in his high school years, went to college at Standford, and was Valedictorian for her class there. She works in the Court in Missouri.
[Mar] . . .
[Mar] I wanted a name, not her biography.
[Prentiss] Lol
[Prentiss] Why the sudden interest in Ms. Kim?
[Mar] Ms. hm?
[Mar] Aight.
[JJ] She's just here to go over the details about our latest catch. Ya know, apart of his job?
[Mar] Oh no I'm aware. :)
[Garcia] Mhhhhmmmmmm ;>>>
[Garcia] If i didn't know any better, I'd say someone has a widdle crush :>
[Mar] Id rather die than have a crush on Mr crooked tie.
[Prentiss] You do spend an awful lot of time admiring that crooked tie.
[JJ] Sounds like a crush to me.
[Mar] How dare you all.
[Mar] I'll prove it.
[Prentiss] Oh really?
[Prentiss] This ought to be fun.
[JJ] ^^
[Garcia] Ok. How do you plan on doing this exactly? Hm?
[Mar] Well.
[Mar] Uh
[Garcia] Get back to us when you figure that one out mk ;)
[Mar] smh.
[Mar] Ok no bc why does it take 45 minutes to discuss stuff abt a case that lasted two days???
[Garcia] Why don't you ask him?
[Mar] Hm.
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[UNKNOWN] ur tie is crooked.
[Hotch] Hello to you too.
[UNKNOWN] How'd your meeting go?
[Hotch] Well enough. Though I don't see why it concerns you any.
[UNKNOWN] It cut into my sneaking time. Enjoy ur nonexistent coffee, sir.
[Hotch] Oh.
[Hotch] Well thank you for the sentiment. I'm sorry my meeting inconvenienced you.
[UNKNOWN] Dont let it happen again smh
[UNKNOWN] I'm joking FYI
[Hotch] Are you?
[UNKNOWN] ;)
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BAU CHAT
[Morgan] Garcia, why are you inspecting Ms. Kim?
[Garcia] Looking for a friend.
[Garcia] Whhhhyy?
[Reid] Are you that bored today?
[Rossi] Why do I have two coffees on my desk, one with Hotch's name.
[Hotchner] I was in a meeting when UNKNOWN got coffee. I'll be by for that.
[Rossi] Damn.
[Morgan] Baby girl, are you really inspecting Ms. Kim bc you're bored
[Morgan] Or because your friend wanted to know
[Garcia] . . .
[Garcia] I'm bound by the spell of sisterhood ok
[Prentiss] I thought she sounded jealous.
[JJ] Meh, just more annoyed tbh
[Hotchner] Keep the chat relevent
[Hotchner] We have a case.
[Morgan] Damn.
[Reid] On way.
[Rossi] Yes sirrr
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[Hotch] So.
[UNKNOWN] . . . so?
[Hotch] You were jealous? Of Ms. Kim?
[UNKNOWN] . . . I'm murdering Garcia. This is my formal confession
[Hotch] Its quite amusing, honestly.
[UNKNOWN] Idk what u mean, murder is very serious sir.
[Hotch] J, why are you jealous
[UNKNOWN] Im not jealous, ur jealous
[Hotch] Reverse psychology won't work on me. I thought you'd know better than to try that on a profiler.
[UNKNOWN] why would I be jealous
[UNKNOWN] I mean its not like that kim lady was pretty or anything
[UNKNOWN] or that she was in your office for almost an hour
[UNKNOWN] she was totally flirting with u FYI
[Hotch] J.
[UNKNOWN] yes?
[Hotch] Calm down. There's no shame in liking someone.
[UNKNOWN] Why does everyone think i like u
[UNKNOWN] I like BOTHERING you, sure
[UNKNOWN] but like? nahh...
[Hotch] Jack asked about you, by the way.
[UNKNOWN] . . .
[UNKNOWN] did he
[Hotch] He wants to come back for some more candy.
[UNKNOWN Did you just change the subject
[Hotch] It seemed like it was bothering you.
[UNKNOWN] . . . Keep this between us, please.
[Hotch] Garcia will never hear about it.
[UNKNOWN] Thank god.
[UNKNOWN] Hurry back safe from ur case, please
[UNKNOWN] Bc ur next hint will be waiting :)
[Hotch] I'm looking forward to it.
[Hotch] : )