" Anyway we have now gotten to our Shorts & Toks Segment again and I have a bunch of Shorts & Toks Like 62 in total" Loki laughs.
" That's a lot" Luna comments.
" Ya it so we are going to watch a lot of it today" Loki says.
* Bestie sees Harry faints*
" Relatable" Ginny says as she gets stares from across the room..
* Me sees Draco faints*
* Clip ends*
" Now I don't know if that's relatable" Ginny laughs.
" It is," Draco smirks.
" Ok, Now we have to watch this Deleted scene in your 5th year that I forget to show y'all a while ago" Loki says
* Luna watches Draco push a Ravenclaw around like a ball*
* Theater frowns*
" They are throwing him like a ball" Harry says, cracking a smile before going to a straight face.
* Draco is snickering*
* They start throwing snowballs at the Ravenclaw student*
" Looney is really enjoying the view," Draco laughs.
" 50 points from Slytherin" Dumbledore glares at Draco.
" Poor guy" Hermione frowns.
" Maybe we should plan to jump Draco," Fred says.
" I agree," Harry says.
* Umbridge and Flitch are watching*
" Of course she loved this," Ron yells.
" Allowing Bullying is wrong" George says with a huge frown.
* Flitch starts heading towards them*
* Clip ends*
" I'm guessing that's how she recruited them," Luna says.
* Loki nods*
* Shows Harry in other movies than POA"
" I was going through Puberty" Harry shrugs and laughs
" Everybody got prettier in 3rd year even Draco" Hermione says as people give glances at her" What I said everybody".
* Draco smirks*
* I'm a Barbie girl plays showing Draco in other films*
* Theater laughs*
" I guess we aren't the only people that see him as a Barbie," Harry laughs.
" Just shut up," Draco says.
* Not your Barbie girl plays showing Draco in POA*
* Clip ends*
" That's right I am not a Barbie" Draco says. .
" As you wish" Ginny rolls her eyes.
* Draco falls as an oof caption plays*
" That was a Big oof," George says.
* Caption says sir that is your son* aiming at Lucius.
" He doesn't even seem to care," Fred says.
" That must have hurt," Neville says.
" At Least Snape looks concerned" Hermione says as Harry glares at Hermione for using his name.
* Caption says Lucius no Go help him*
* Clip ends*
" He didn't help me," Draco sighs.
" Figured" Hermione rolls her eyes.
* Caption says Dobby punishing himself after entering Harry's Chamber of secrets*
* Theatre is cackling and wheezing*
* Clip ends*
" Oh my God" Ron wheezes.
" This isn't supposed to be funny but it is" Hermione laughs.
" The next one is one of my favorites because I'm a Descendants Fan" Loki says.
" Who's The baddest of them all I guess we're finding out tonight" Showing Slytherin and Gryffindor.
" Gryffindor" Everybody screams except Draco.
" Slytherin" Draco screams.
" The silence is very loud Draco" Ginny says laughing.
* Shows Slytherin side*
" Amazing see Slytherin is The best Right Professor Snape" Draco Looks at Snape who just stares at him.
* Shows Gryffindor Side*
* Theater screams*
* Clip ends*
" See Gryffindor won," Fred says.
" This is Ridiculous" Draco scoffs.
" Hello" Tom says as Caption adds "Pregnant woman".
" That's not how pregnancy works," Hermione says.
" Granger, it's obviously a joke" Draco rolls his eyes.
" Draco, Harry" Fan says
* Audience screams*
" NO" Harry and Draco screams.
" Seems like Drarry has a lot of support" Neville says.
" Drarry, Dramione?" Tom says.
" Don't mention Dramione" Hermione sighs.
" Drapple, Just Draco and an Apple" Tom says.
" So Unique" Ron says.
" So cute," Ginny adds.
* Draco scoffs*
* Audience laughs*
" Really" Tom Felton says.
" Even he is disappointed," Draco says." I mean I am"
" It's Fantastic, I Think it's Brilliant , you guys are so creative" Tom says.
" Its a Bit disturbing" George says.
" Just a Tiny bit" Fred points his fingers.
" I take it as a Compliment , I'd find it pleasantly Bizarre" Tom says.
" It's The Truth" Draco says.
" Just Draco and an Apple" Hermione laughs at the statement.
" I have seen pictures and stories," Tom says.
* Clip ends*
" Oh he knows too much," Harry says.
" I'd say he is the most active Potterhead out of all the cast," Loki says.
* A Voldemort cosplayer dances to Bad guy*
" Well that awfully Looks like him" Harry says.
" I mean he is also the bad guy," Ron says.
" Avada Kedavra" The Voldemort cosplayer imitates before Dancing*
* Some people in the theater are in shock as some people start wheezing*
* Clip ends*
" I hate hearing that line but that was funny" Harry clutches his chest.
" I am just... Speechless" Hermione says as Draco laughs harder.
" Now, This next clip is now so Important to me as The person I am named after is in this clip and the most reason why I like Draco is because he is similar to him" Loki explains.
" Loki" Harry tilts as Loki nods.
" I don't enjoy hurting people," Loki says.
" Um Loki is a bit..." Ginny cuts herself off as people give glares.
" At Least he doesn't sound like a sociopath" Harry sighs.
* Shows a Bunch of Photos Of Loki in armor and him looking in a depressed state*
" This is sad," Luna says.
" He Looks like he has been through a lot," Neville says.
" I do it because I have to I had to" Loki says.
" Hurting people is never the answer," Hermione says.
" People go through many different things," Ron says.
* Draco sees the similarity between them*
" Don't you understand , I have to do this," Draco says.
* People start to frown seeing how this scene had got down*
* Shows Loki and Draco younger selves*
* Shows Draco older*
* Theatre frowns even more*
* Shows Loki Older and crying*
* Clip ends*
" I don't want to cry Ms. Loki" Hermione reminds her
" Let's bring back to when we were laughing," Ron says.
* Lucius Cosplayer twirls Draco cosplayer around and poses*
" Yes, The Luscious Lucius" Ron screams, making people laugh.
" Nap Time" Lucius puts Draco in a basket.
* Theater starts laughing*
" I do not belong in the basket" Draco scoffs.
" It's 5 O'clock somewhere" Lucius flips hair and starts drinking.
* Theater sputters*
" It's The Best Father anybody could ask for" Dumbledore claps sarcastically.
* Lucius is sleeping On Floor 11 hours later*
* Theatre is cackling*
" This is embarrassing" Draco covers his face.
" at least it wasn't 37 hours like last time" Lucius rushes to grab Draco.
* Clip ends*
" If anybody is The survivor it's Draco" Hermione laughs.
" Right on" Luna giggles a bit.
" So I know you guys haven't seen the intro's of the harry potter films so i found a short that could just give you that" Loki says.
* The video plays showing all of The Harry Potter intros*
" These are actually brilliant "Harry smiles.
* Shows clips of the Sorcerer's Stone*
" The Times when Children were innocent now look at that one" McGonagall points at Draco who was flipping the bird at the screen.
* Shows clips of Chamber of secrets*
" The first time I was ever called the M-Slur" Hermione laughed sarcastically.
" I remember being possessed," Ginny smiles sarcastically.
* Shows clips of Prisoner Azkaban*
" Met one the most Lovely men in my life" Harry smiles feeling sad he died about 2 years later.
* Shows clips of Goblet of fire*
" Yes, where Ron was angry at me" Harry says.
* Ron frowns feeling guilty*
* Shows Clips of Order of the Phoenix*
" That was the year we were about to head into," Luna says.
" Yes, Correct" Neville says.
* Shows Quick Clips of Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows 1&2*
* Clip ends*
" That was so fast I couldn't notice the Last clips" Harry says.
" Ya me too" Loki says.
" My Dad went to Starbucks and said his name was Dobby"
" That's nice," Harry Laughs.
" Starbucks has given Dobby a Latte , Dobby is happy" The man impersonates Dobby
" He sounds like him," Draco says.
* Shows the latte*
*Clip ends*
" That is not how you spell Dobby," Harry points out.
" Clearly the Muggle café needs a Lesson or 2" Snape says.
" You watch harry Potter right" Character 1 says as Honey I'm good plays.
" Oh this trend" Luna says.
" yeah why" Character 2 says.
" I bet your crush is Harry Potter" Character 1 says.
" Which is clearly wrong cause it's me" Draco smirks.
* Harry rolls his eyes*
* Character 2 sings Honey I'm good part showing Harry Potter pics*
" I gotta be like aww baby, nah baby, you got me all wrong baby, my baby's got all of my love" Shows Tom Riddle photos.
* Clip ends*
" What" Theatre screams.
* Draco crumples in his seat*
" I'm sorry that's Voldemort," Hermione points out.
" No, Tom riddle," Loki says.
" They're the same people" Ginny glares.
" I know but Tom riddle is hotter than Voldemort," Loki says.
" In That sense I guess" George nods.
" Warning for the next Short" Loki says.
" What I think Hp characters would have been like as realistic teens if the series wasn't child appropriate" Caption says.
" Now, I don't want to see this," Harry looks down.
" Draco would be a sex addict, smokes hella weed, cuts himself depressed"
* Theater is silent as Draco crumples down to the floor*
" I could see the smoke addiction actually everything" Hermione shrugs.
* The Professors stare at another and look away from the screen*
" Went to a drinking stage during Black's Death and would smoke at parties but not as a regular"
* It was Now Harry's turn to crumple*
" This is kind of weird" Neville whispers as Luna nods.
" Cedric smokes weed at parties, would vape lowkey in between class and smuggle alcohol from his father"
" I don't Think Cedric would be that guy," Ron says.
" What is vaping?" Hermione asks.
" It's an electronic cigarette but has more nicotine" Loki replies as Hermione nods.
" Ron would be a Heavy Drinker , wonders about girls and takes alcohol from his parents"
* Clip ends*
* Ron Finally crumples too*
" Mother and Father would kill you" Ginny tells Ron who is traumatized.
" let's see something now to untraumatize you all" Loki snickers.
" It all started with my mom," Shows Belle.
" Oh it's Belle" Hermione smiles.
" Met my dad" Shows the Beast.
" The Ugly beast," Ginny says.
" They fell in love and had me"
" Weirdly" Draco finally Unfreezes .
" and had me hi I'm Purrmione and my life is kind of crazy" Shows Hermione as a cat.
* Clip ends*
* Theater laughs unfreezing Harry and Ron*
" What is that ugly thing?" Draco laughs.
" That was me" Hermione whispers kind of shyly cause she's embarrassed.
" Fix up Avada Kedavara" Hermione says.
* Clip ends*
* Theater is slightly snickering*
" She's doing Voldemort's work" Harry snickers a bit.
" I don't know why it sounds like me," Hermione says actually curious.
" Hermione if she was a Pureblood Slytherin" Fred says, making others laugh.
" You know what to do with that big fat Butt" The Characters say.
" What The Hell" Harry screams.
" I am concerned with Snape singing," Ron says.
" Wiggle Wiggle"
" Why does Lucius seem so into this" Ginny laughs.
" Wiggle Wiggle"
" The editing is very good," Hermione gulps.
" Wiggle wiggle"
" Just a Lil bit"
* Clip ends*
" I Hope I will never have to show this to anybody outside here" Hermione says.
" Of course" Loki says
" Have you ever been punched in your Mother Fucking face" The Lyrics saw in the Hermione and Draco scene.
" No I hadn't at that moment" Draco says.
* Hermione smirks*
" What you say, Oh wait you haven't Alright wait bitch" Hermione punches Draco on the beat.
* Theater screams and laughter*
" Poor Draco," Caption says.
* Clip ends*
" Nobody should feel bad for Draco in this scene he was a completely annoying" Hermione huffs
" Honestly I will pretend I never saw this," McGonagall says as Draco gives her a dirty Look.
" My Dad didn't strut," Harry says.
" False" Snape comments to himself that Harry won't hear only The Professors.
* Clip of James Potter Strutting*
* Clip ends*
" I guess that was a lie," Ron says.
" Ya...." Harry Trails off.
" This will officially be our last Short & Tok for this part" Loki announces as the kind of frown.
" Why The Harry Potter cast split up"
* Theatre frowns thinking it will make them cry*
" Daniel Became a Dancer"
* Theater sputters*
" Those legs are going all over the place" George laughs.
" It's going up and down" Fred points his fingers laughing.
" Emma became a Princess"
" The rightful Princess she is," Hermione smiles.
" A Pretty princess who married the most ugliest of Beasts" Draco smiles sarcastically.
" Tom Became a Professional Golfer"
* Theater cackles*
" So Aggressive for what?" Harry laughs.
" He wants to Avada that Club" Hermione laughs.
" Robert became a Vampire*
" I would laugh but I don't understand the joke," Ron says.
" Well the actor of Cedric Diggory, Robert Patterson, entered a huge successful series called Twilight where he plays a vampire called Edward Cullen, amazing series honestly" Loki explains.
" I mean he died and vampires can't die, makes sense he's a vampire" Ginny laughs.
" Rupert became an Ed Sheeran Look alike"
* Theater laughs*
" Reminds me of that video, I need to see the actual Ed Sheeran Look" Ron laughs.
" I could show you," Loki says.
" That Definitely has a similarity" Ron tilts his head to the side.
" Matthew became a Whale"
* Theatre bursts out laughing*
" That's my actor" Neville giggles a bit. " he must have choked on the water" Neville starts getting concerned.
" He's fine Neville , No Big deal" Loki says.
* Neville smiles*
" James and Oliver became Lego Builders"
" Now That's something I want to do" George and Fred say at the same time.
" I just need to go to the muggle stores and get them," Fred says.
" Yes, I can't wait for you to build the biggest building" Ginny says sarcastically.
* As they nod and give her a thumbs up and she rolls her eyes*
* Evanna Became a chef*
" I love cooking," Luna says.
" I would have expected her to come up as a Dancer but Daniel's already came up as one so" Hermione says.
" A Chef is a good thing though and cooking never hurts a soul" Luna says.
* Katie became a Karen*
* Clip ends*
" That's Cho" Harry Points.
"Actress" Hermione clears her throat.
" of course Actress" Harry Blushes.
" What does Karen mean though?" Draco asks.
" Basically a stubborn woman who usually always asks for the manager and her haircut is the Karen haircut it's an internet slang" Loki ends her explanation.
"I'll just show you the Karen Haircut" Loki says, pulling up the photo.
" Yes she definitely has that haircut" George says.
" Well we learn a new thing every single day Albus" McGonagall Looks at Albus who nods.
" Well that was a long segment and anyway we have more of your 7th year to react to" Loki says, stepping towards the Stand.