Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED...

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A mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues. Більше

Added
Loki is a Madman
Allmight's a Bitch
i WaNnA bE a CoWbOy BaBy
Spotted!
Lokied
Death to the Grape Boi
Joking... Maybe...
Nothing
Ideas?
Arrested on Purpose
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
This Bitch
Kacchan!
Life is Fun
New Dads!
A Worrisome Phone Call
(:
But In Case Anyone Needs To Know, My Blood Type Is Red.
Look Pretty Good for a Dead Bitch
If I had a Nickel...
✨Trauma Twins✨
One Shots
I'm sorry
Well...
NEWS!

Second Wave

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4 people are now online

6?: who's Loki?

7?: my thoughts exactly.

8?: wait how can we trust this person.

7?: Nedzu did give them his name

8?: why does that mean we can trust them?

6?: Nedzu probably already knows everything about this Loki person

RatBear is now online

RatBear: I don't know the identity of Loki

7?: I'm sorry what?

6?: what do you mean you don't know?

RatBear: There's too many people in my database with Loki's name, if it is their name.

8?: See! How can we trust them

Loki: you know, it's pretty rude to talk about someone when they're listening

6?: Fuck!

7?: Shit!

8?: Fiddlesticks!

RatBear: I was wondering when you were going to say anything

6?: when did you get on?

Loki: when everyone else come on.

7?: well who are you?

Loki: your mom :p

8?: WAIT REALLY!!

Loki: no

8?: oh thank goodness.

Loki: you're scared of your mom?

8?: ... no

Loki: doubt

7?: back on track

7?: who are you really?

Loki: Loki

6?: but like who are you?

Loki: A chaotic, funny, aggressive, ass bitch

8?: language!

Loki: Japanese.

8?: ugh.

Loki: hey, that's like Cat

8?: who's Cat?

Loki: pessimist, tired, person

8?: oh him.

Loki: well who are you?

7?: bad idea, not telling you

Loki: you guys can tell me something about yourself so I can do nick names

6?: ok

7?: really just like that?

6?: yes.

6?: I like shooting shit.

Loki: nice

Loki: I'll call you Cowboy then

Loki: you are a boy right?

6?: yes

Loki saved 6? to Cowboy

Cowboy: yeehaw Motherfuckers

8?: language!

Cowboy: Japanese.

8?: look what you've done Loki

Loki: beautiful

8?: no.

Loki: yes

Loki: what about you?

8?: me?

Loki: tell me something about yourself

8?: I work in construction a lot but not always

7?: not you too!

Loki: do you want Wall or Hardhat?

8?: Wall sounds good

Loki saved 8? to WAAAALLLL

Loki: it is done

WAAAALLLL: thanks

Loki: heh yeah

WAAAALLLL: ?

Loki: don't worry about it

Loki: NEXT!

7?: no

Loki: no!?

Loki: oh...?

Loki: hey Wall and Cowboy what do you guys want it to be?

Cowboy: Vampire

WAAAALLLL: Vampire

7?: NO!

7?: I'M NOT A VAMPIRE!

Loki: then are you going to answer me?

7?: you've trapped me...

7?: I have a dog...

Loki: nah too boring

Loki: Blood Sucker it is!

7?: but that wasn't even one of the options!

Loki: whelp it is now BS

Loki saved 7? to BloodSucker

BloodSucker: please don't call me that

Loki: too bad BS

Cowboy: HAHAHA

Cowboy: say how's it going BS?

Cowboy: would you like a drink BS?

Cowboy: what's with the long face BS?

BloodSucker: please stop.

RatBear: I must agree

RatBear: please stop saying his name in that tone.

Cowboy: fine

Loki: Nedzu, I have a proposal

5 people are now online

WAAAALLLL: oh no.

Parakeet: this is bad

Healer: very bad

Cat: remember last time someone said that

BloodSucker: I don't think anyone can forget.

Cowboy: everyone needed therapy

GardenTool: I can't even do any dirty jokes for two weeks

Cat: that part was great will say

GardenTool: Hey!

RatBear: what is that your proposing?

Loki: you don't know any thing about me.

Loki: I will let you ask one yes or no question a day and I will always answer truthfully.

Loki: you can't hack nor track my phone to gain information.

Loki: do you agree to this terms?

Cat: what's the catch?

Loki: what do you mean?

Cat: I mean what do you get out of this?

Loki: ... time will tell.

Parakeet: what's that mean?

Loki: if I think **** ****** *** ** ***** then * **** *** *********** ** ******* * ****** which means * **** **** ** ** ***** *******.

GardenTool: what's with all the blanks, you've got some naughty things you're saying 

Loki: no gross

Loki: I can't tell you then you'll who I am ):

GardenTool: well let's see if it stays that way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Loki: (◕‿◕)╭∩╮

Parakeet: oof rejected

Loki: (:

Loki: Nedzu you haven't answered

Cat: please don't.

RatBear: I accept your proposal.

Cat: ugh

RatBear: May I ask a question now?

Loki: yes but can't ask another later.

Loki: but I  that you already have one

Loki: am I correct?

RatBear: Yes you are.

RatBear: my question for today I have indeed already selected.

RatBear: are you younger than 50?

Loki: yes.

RatBear: thank you.

BloodSucker: why didn't you ask them if they're male or female?

RatBear: I thought it though and this was the most useful question I could ask.

Loki: cool.

Parakeet: that's it?

Loki: yep. That's it.

GardenTool: nice so I still have a chance!

Loki: I'm not interested

GardenTool: you'll be interested when I get my whip out

GardenTool: I know how to work a man.

Loki: please stop (:

Cat: agreed please shut it.

4 people are now online

Loki: Greetings I am Loki, please back read and say something about yourself.

9?: I am forever fascinated with space.

Loki: Space Core

Loki saved 9? to SpaceCore

SpaceCore: Nice

Loki: who else?

10?: I'm an engineer

Loki: hmm.

Loki: I got it! 

Loki: Tony Stark!

Loki saved 10? to TonyStank

TonyStank: who's Tony Stark?

Loki: *gasp*

Loki: you don't know who Tony stark is!?

TonyStank: no I don't. 

TonyStank: who is he?

Loki: Pre Quirk era superhero. 

Loki: Aka: one of the best heroes ever.

11?: what about Allmight?

Loki: Fuck Allmight.

Cat: Ha

Parakeet: OMG HE LAUGHED!!

GardenTool: is the world ending?

Cowboy: I don't see any flying pigs

Cat: am I not allowed to find something funny?

Loki: apparently, no.

Parakeet: of course we're just surprised; that's all.

Loki: who said the thing about Allmight?

11?: that was me

Loki: speak.

11?: I like dogs

Loki: how much do you like dogs?

11?: A lot?

Loki: would someone say that you're as doglike?

11?: yes

Loki: Werewolf it is.

Loki saved 1? to Werewolf

Werewolf: I accept this

BloodSucker: you don't have a choice.

Loki: shush BS

Loki: Next, please!

12?: hi

Loki: hi

12?: I'm a teacher 

Loki: what do you teach?

12?: Math

Loki: MathMan

Loki saved 12? to MathMan

MathMan: Why?

Loki: Moth. That's why.

MathMan: ???

RatBear: now that that's out of the way

RatBear: shouldn't you all be doing work?

Parakeet: SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE PAPERWORK!!

MathMan: WAIT THERE'S PAPERWORK!?

BloodSucker: idiots, but I still need to do a few.

Healer: I don't have much

Cat: I'm already done but nap

11 people are now offline

Loki: imagine having to do work 

RatBear: do you not work?

Loki: that's your second question...

Loki: so I wouldn't answer

RatBear: oh, I was hoping for you to not notice.

Loki: I am quite observant.

Loki: which is very helpful for me

RatBear: how so?

Loki: if I word my sentence right, then I don't have to lie to any detective.

RatBear: you've been arrested before, haven't you?

Loki: maybe I have; who knows?

RatBear: you are quite puzzling Loki.

Loki: thank you (:

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