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Peter #3: hello?
Peter #3: is anyone awake
Gwen: Pete it's 3am..
Mj: SHUT TF UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY REST
Peter #3: I'm bored tho
Peter #2: then sleep.
Peter #3: actually, PETER 2, I can't sleep because I have INSOMNIA
Peter #2: I missed the part where that's my problem
Mary Jane: you can't keep saying that in every situation
Peter #2: when have I ever done that?
Mary Jane: literally just last week when I asked you to help me do the dishes!
Peter #2: but it's fun!
Peter #3: I might start using that excuse 🤔
Gwen: use it and you'll be sleeping alone.
Peter #3: never mind..
Mj: great now I'm awake for real!
Peter #3: let's play a game
Peter #1: I LOVE GAMES
Mj: omg calm down
Gwen: where has this little burst of energy come from?
Peter #1: I'VE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE
Peter #2: we've talked about this! Who is letting you have all this coffee? I want names!
Mj: Peter, turn ur caps off ffs
Peter #1: oh right sorry LOLZ
Mj: someone restrain my boyfriend
Peter #3: kinky
Mj: get ur mind out of the gutter
Peter #1: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Gwen: I think we've gotta child proof the coffee cupboard so he can't get in
Peter #2: can someone get this kid a juice box?
Ned: on it. I'm at the store right now.
Mary Jane: why are you at the shop at 3am?
Ned: I was craving a slushy
Peter #1: I WANT A SLUSHY
Peter #2: DO NOT GET HIM A SLUSHY
Peter #3: he can have a slushy if he wants to!
Peter #3: I might get a slushy now
Gwen: ur not allowed slushes anymore, you've officially been banned
Peter #3: what? Why?
Gwen: you know why!
Peter #3: God, it's not my fault I hit that old woman 🙄
Mj: I think that qualifies for a slushy ban
Peter #3: she's totally fine now! She's only paralysed! I can't help that her body is ancient and frail
Mary Jane: that's a little insensitive
Gwen: understatement
Peter #3: we're totally tight now! I've saved like five of her cats from trees! She's probably my biggest fan
Mary Jane: I seriously doubt that
Peter #3: well Good thing your opinion is invalid then, and If anything I'm the victim here
Peter #2: you're the victim?
Peter #3: yes, I now have a dent in the shape of an old woman on my car
Peter #1: you should sue her
Peter #2: DO NOT SUE THAT POOR WOMAN
Peter #3: I'm not gonna sue her! Spider-Man doesn't sue the elderly! What kind of person do you think I am?
Mj: ah yes, Spider-Man, could possibly run you over and unalive you but, hey, at least he has the decency not to sue you!
Gwen: let's move on, shall we?
Peter #1: let's play a game!
Mj: like what?
Peter #1: who's most likely to
Gwen: I sense this will end in violence
Peter #2: ur probably right
Peter #3: let's do it then!
Mary Jane: I guess I'll go first
Peter #1: OKAY!!!!!
Mj: smh
Mary Jane: who is most likely to die first in a zombie apocalypse
Gwen: you.
Mary Jane: ugh, rude.
Mj: I agree Gwen
Gwen: see
Mary Jane: I hate how u two gang up on me
Mj: I missed the part where that's my problem
Mj: you're right, that is fun!
Peter #2: told ya
Mary Jane: you don't think I'd die first, do you honey?
Peter #2: of course not! 3 would definitely die before you!
Peter #3: the disrespect
Peter #1: ummm.. I'm gonna go with the majority vote so Mary Jane?
Mary Jane: you know what guys-
Mj: ok, NEXT
Gwen: who's most likely to be join a cult?
Peter #2: Peter 3, 100%
Peter #3: 😑
Gwen: I don't know.. Ned is pretty weird like that
Ned: I'd consider joining a cult ig
Peter #3: you'd be a great contribution, so I'm saying Ned
Peter #1: same
Gwen: is no one questioning how he randomly popped up?
Ned: you never saw me..
Ned logged off
Gwen: so weird..
Mj: I think the old lady killer would join a cult
Peter #3: I DIDN'T KILL HER
Mary Jane: yes, you only removed her ability to move, that's all
Peter #3: CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE
Mj: ummm who is most likely to cry over 99% on a test?
Peter #3: well..
Gwen: yes, Peter?
Peter #3: well you..
Gwen: how dare u.
Peter #3: love me?
Gwen: unfortunately.
Peter #1: yeah Imma go with Gwen
Mj: ^
Mary Jane: ^^
Peter #2: I think it would be Peter #3
Peter #3: shocker.
Peter #3: anyway who is most likely to have a mental breakdown in the shower?
Mj: you speaking from experience?
Peter #3: oh ha ha you're so funny 😒
Peter #2: I'm saying peter 3
Peter #3: YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PICKING ME
Peter #2: says who?
Gwen: nah that award goes to peter 1
Mary Jane: the poor kid has been through so much trauma, I don't blame him
Peter #3: 1! You're most likely!
Peter #1: I gathered
Peter #1: meh, I'll take it.
Mj: I agree
Peter #1: who is most likely to annoy someone to death merely by talking?
Peter #3: LOOKING AT U, PETER 2
Peter #2: dislike.
Peter #1: we're not answering this question anymore.
Peter #2: who's most likely to hiss at someone?
Peter #2: I'm going to go in a different direction with this one..
Peter #2: so Peter 3.
Mj: I agree for this one
Gwen: hate to admit it but yeah
Mary Jane: I see it.
Peter #1: yep
Peter #3: wait what?
Peter #3: you all feel this way?
Peter #3: betrayal.
Ned logged on
Ned: WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO DIE ALONE?
Ned: THE ANSWER IS ME!
Mary Jane: ummm
Peter #2: are you okay?
Peter #1: that's rough, buddy..
Gwen: I suggest therapy
Mj: it do be like that sometimes
Peter #3: have you tried tinder?
Ned: its no use, no one will ever love me..
Ned: I'll just ask out Betty again
Peter #1: good for u, dude
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I really like this chapter! I hope you guys like it. I'm just reminding you I'm still taking suggestions so if you have some let me know!