" Now This Segment is Called Shorts & Toks" Loki says
" W-" Harry was cut off by Loki.
" Before you ask what are Shorts & Toks. Shorts are less than a minute videos posted on YouTube and Toks are Tik Tok Videos which is a social media app" Loki explains getting a few Head nods.
" Ok Now To reveal my very First Short & Tok" Loki Squeals.
" Listen we never use Transfiguration as a Punishment surely Dumbledore told you that" "McGonagall" Says.
" What is that me?" McGonagall asks.
" No it's Just a Filter to change they are Basically Impersonating you all. On the Eyes and Mouth is The person impersonating you all" Loki explains quickly as she gets head nods.
" What even that guy" "Moody says"
" Yes Even Him" "McGonagall" says
" Who is Him? " Hermione asks.
" I've been teaching the little Muppet for four years. It still takes self-restraint to not turn him into a dodo and leave him in the forest" "McGonagall" says
*Theater Laughs*
" Somebody is giving her a hard Time" Ron laughs.
"What" "Draco says".
* Theater bursts out laughing even harder realizing their talking about Draco*
" Of course" Harry wheezes.
" I feel Targeted" Draco says quite annoyed as he rolls his eyes.
" You Little Vicious Viper . I'm trying to help you absolute waste of space" " McGonagall" says
* Theater is coughing fits at this point as Draco rolls his eyes*
" Vicious Viper" George wheezes as Fred grabs him laughing harder.
" No Wonder your Father doesn't love you" "McGonagall scoff".
" Now That was Harsh" Hermione says, trying not to laugh.
" My Father does Love me" Draco scoffs and starts cursing underneath his breath.
" She really is saying what's going on in my head" McGonagall laughs.
" At Least I have a Father Hey Potter" "Draco" says.
" That was uncalled for," Ginny says.
" Your a Dick" "Harry tells him"
* Theater Laughs*
" Now That's True" Harry Laughs.
" Don't you Bring Potter's Family into this. your Mother's so nasty she had more rides in Hogwarts express and don't get me started on that Loser Legolas wanna be Father of your ''''McGonagall says".
"She didn't stutter" Ginny laughs as Theater laughs.
" This is Ridiculous" Draco rolls his eyes.
" He Thinks He's hot stuff, I'd rather sit on a mountain Troll" "McGonagall says". "
" She's serious, " Hermione laughs as the theatre starts wheezing.
*"Ron" Laughs*
" Don't you laugh Weasley your mama's so fat her Patronus is a cake" " Draco" says.
" Shut up Malfoy. I haven't seen it yet but I'm pretty sure it's not a cake" " Ron" says.
" Rude," Ginny exclaims.
* Draco was snickering*
" Ugh I'm Too Old for this"" McGonagall" complains
" Seriously I am" McGonagall sighs.
" Turn Him back into a Ferret no one cares" "McGonagall" says.
" The last second she was trying to help you the next minute she is done with you says a lot" Hermione laughs
" Hell yeah" "Moody says"
" I hate this," " Draco says.
* Theater's Laughter starts to die down*
" Next Short & Tok we will be reacting to" Loki says,
" oh boys girls witches wizards of all ages muggles even " Tom Starts.
" Thank you" Hermione says as Draco just watches his actor
" I am Draco Malfoy in a muggle disguise but don't tell anyone" Tom shushes the audience.
" Your Father will be hearing about this" Ron laughs as everybody joins in and laughs.
" I don't wear Muggle Disguises" Draco complains.
" that in celebration of the 20 year anniversary of the first film coming out i have decided to put all rumors at rest and to actually um do this adorn the sorting hat to be placed into your rightful Hogwarts house" Tom says
" Oh His house?" Hermione says.
" Interesting," Ginny says.
" He'll get Slytherin watch and see" Ron says.
" The sorting hats decision is final ah really" Tom Complains.
" I guess he didn't get Slytherin," Harry laughs.
" Now That's a Twist" Hermione says.
" I'm not in Slytherin" Tom is Disappointed.
Draco rolls his eyes " That's Disappointing"
" I figured," Hermione says, flipping her hair.
* Shows Gryffindor Page*
" Oh my What a twist" Ginny says as Draco Face palms.
" I had a feeling," Harry says.
" I'm a Gryffindor." Tom Fake smiles, putting his Thumbs up.
* Starts Fake crying* "I'm in Gryffindor"
* Draco starts Laughing*.
" Hey Gryffindor isn't that Bad" George says.
" It is, " Draco laughs.
" higher hopes for a dear friend of mine, a fellow tf tom fletcher i am commandeering you and uh well looking for your help salvage the situation please take the test and be Slytherin" Tom says.
" Or another Gryffindor' Hermione points out.
"Nope," Draco simply says.
" At least for one of us otherwise this is gonna do us a whole world of harm and sadly i know you quite well and you are a very sweet lovely uh charming talented Gryffindor really" Tom confesses.
" This is a Catastrophe" Draco complains.
* Others Snicker*
" I don't know why i try but fletcher tf if you would mind doing this test and trying at least to bring some pride back to Slytherin house I'd be forever grateful i look forward to the results peace" Tom Closes out.
" Slytherin Pride" Draco Shouts.
" Gryffindor prides," Ron shouts as they start to shout at each other.
" Next" Loki shouts, stopping The Chaos about to start.
" Some Context There is a cat fight between Hermione and Lavender if you know and that's all you need to know" Loki says getting nods.
* Snape head caption says why am i here , Tf, May I go".
" If A Petty Childish fight was going on I would want to leave" Snape says.
" Accurate" Hermione only comments
*Slughorn caption says Should I stay, to say sth or not say, I feel uncomfortable*
" Who's Slughorn?" Harry asks.
" Slughorn? " Dumbledore seems surprised
" You will find out who that is later maybe but either way he is an professor" Loki answers.
* Dumbledore shows up team Hermione , Oh I love Drama, Fight *
* Theater Laughs*
" Pretty Accurate" McGonagall laughs
" Now For our Last Short & Tok" Loki says
" Who wants me to open it" Harry shouts.
" Oh I remember," Harry says.
* The Crowd shouts Yes*
" You want me to open it" Harry asks again.
* Crowd Shouts Yes*
" Get Over it and Open it " Draco says, pretty annoyed.
* Harry opens it and The eggs creams as The twins rush and drop him*
" Ow My Ears" Neville comments as Luna nods in agreement.
Draco is the only one seen to be laughing.
" He... Was..S-so... excited-d-d-d" Draco Laughs losing his breath.
" What The Bloody hell was that" Ron asks as Harry closes the egg.
" The sound was different," Harry noticed.
" It's a deleted scene" Loki comments " that's The original sound they were going to use".
" That's Gruesome" Hermione comments.
" Any who we have much more reacting to do " Loki smiles at them.