Hi there, it's me and I'm not dead! Bringing you another chapter of entertainment and so on!
This is gonna be a group chat of sorts, never really had one myself so it might suck.
Names-
Cannons- bright
Tired- glass
K.booterflys- kondraki
bombs- iceberg
Classical- gears
Good boy- crow
Bastard- clef
Alright have fun!
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Chaos begins with-
Cannons: anyone see clef
Cannons: he owes me 5 bucks
Tired: he did rush out our meeting early after checking his phone
Tired: did you send him anything
Cannons: a bunch of death threats
Cannons: and like-
Cannons: a long paragraph about how I'm going to gut him
Tired: that would certainly do it
K.Booterflys: is this really the reason he fortified his whole office?
K.Booterflys: seems over dramatic but ok
Bastard: you don't get it kon
Bastard: he will follow through with those threats
bombs: clef jus giv em the 5 buck an be don wit it
Bastard: what the fuck
K.Booterflys: is iceberg dying?
K.Booterflys: cause if so I won't allow it, he's the only one who does our work for us
bombs: nah I ain dead yet
bombs: but der is the afta efec of boms
Cannons: couldn't even spell bombs right
Cannons: @Cassical come get your mother fucking boyfriend and help
Classical: Bold of you to assume I wasn't there when it happened
Tired: back on track though
Tired: bright just go get the 5 dollars from clef
Tired: can't die anyway might as well do something
Cannons: ouch glassy
Cannons: you wound me
Tired: come even 6 feet near me right now and I will give you something to fear.
Tired:I have so many things to log into files
K.Booterflys: just watched bright kick down clefs door and then heard clef yelling
K.Booterflys: I'm gonna assume clef is KIA now
Cannons: after that I sure hope he is
Cannons: fucker didn't even have 5 bucks on him
Cannons: broke ass bitch
Bastard: Jesus fucking crist this hurts
Cannons: Good You Ungrateful Little Peice Of Shit!
Cannons: Be Happy You're Even Alive
bombs: bri wih capz on is scry
Classical: Dr. Iceberg get off your phone and sleep please.
Classical: You still have work tomorrow
K.Booterflys: yikes bud that sucks
bombs: I'm going to make you meet the thing that put you in this universe, and you will have to justify the space you've filled.
K.Booterflys: alright then I'm staying home tomorrow it was was fun an all
K.Booterflys: actually it's night
K.Booterflys: good night
Cannons to Tired
Cannons: you want some help with those files si?
Tired: God please yes
Cannons: be there in 5
K.Booterflys to Bastard
K.Booterflys: you need help
Bastard: can't tell if that's a question
Bastard: or if that's a statement
K.Booterflys: dude bright legit just stabbed you in the gut
K.Booterflys: you know what nevermind, I'm taking you to med bay
K.Booterflys: be there in 2
Bastard:...
Bastard: thanks
Classical to Good boy
Classical: Please be prepared for a lot of us calling out tomorrow.
Classical: A few of them got hurt and some just need a day off.
Good boy: alright I'll tell the junior reaserchers it'll be an observation day
Good boy: anything else cogs?
Classical: No that would be all. Thank you prof. Crow.
Good boy: no problem
~~~Time Skip a week~~~
Chaos begins with-
Tired: whoever rigged my office with glitter I will beat your ass.
K.Booterflys: I honestly love what you did with the place
K.Booterflys: it really sparks inspiration in me to decorate more
Tired: did you just
bombs: I just watched glass tackle kondraki and beat the shit outa him
Bastard: can confirm
Bastard: I was right next to him and I also saw it happen
Cannons: are none of you helping kon?
bombs: he had it commin to him
bombs: and glass just dragged him out the door as well
Cannons: welp time to plan the funeral
K.Booterflys: yo fuks help me
Bastard: you know, I prefer to live thank you very much
Classical: Can someone explain why Dr. Glass just threw Dr. Kondraki into a wall like it was nothing?
bombs: kondraki glitter bombed glass' office and glass is killing him for it
Classical: Ah
Classical: not gonna mess with that then
Bastard: aren't you supposed to be the responsible one and break that apart?
Classical: I know better than to mess with Dr. Glass when he's like this
Classical: Or in other words,
Classical: I'm paid to be alive not strangled by a therapist
bombs: yeah good choice on that one buddy
~~~Time Skip 10 minutes~~~
Good boy: why is glass sleeping in brights office?
Bastard: oh thats where he went
Bastard: Is bright in there?
Good boy: yeah
Bastard: that's probably how he got glass to stop trying to kill kondraki
Good boy:...
Good boy: I'm not gonna question it.
Bastard: good choice
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Alrighty it's done! Remember to put your requests in the comments if you have any and I'll get back to you later on
Have a great day/night/afternoon/mornin!