The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

By reject_20

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The five Marauders have a group chat. This should be fun, right? More

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14 years later

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By reject_20

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

baby black🥺🖤
if i thought jade tutoring was bad
just wait until you see her teaching
i'm terrified

puppy🐕🖤
god i'm getting seventh year flashbacks and i hate it

my moony🌙❤️
which of many?

puppy🐕🖤
when jade used to pace around the room because i was being annoying and refused to do the charms essay once

sister❤️
james is gripping his desk in frustration
i never thought online class could be this bad!

these first years are giving me migraines
snuffles
coffee

puppy🐕🖤
irish?
or blacker than your soul?

both

anka🌹
oh so it's that bad
thank god i'm still in bed 🤠
i refuse to go downstairs after hearing jade sigh for the twentieth time in the past five minutes

blondie👯‍♀️
yeah
we'll all of us are working from home until further notice
except for the aurors

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i'm seriously debating my career choice rn
can someone watch nev until tonight?

sister❤️
bring him to mine
harry's getting fussy

lion bitch🦁❤️
i've apologized to minnie so many times
i don't remember us being this reckless

my moony🌙❤️
we weren't
at least not during class
unless it was divination
then i remember padfoot once grabbing two crystal balls and turned to vixen saying "why you made my balls so blue?"

anka🌹
when tf was that 💀

sixth year

puppy🐕🖤
the detention was so worth it
but jade just seamlessly placing a knife on the table was the most terrifying thing i've ever seen in my life

baby black🥺🖤
i've seen worse
us slytherins have seen worse

playboy🙄🐍
ah yes
who could forget the time that jade was sitting on the floor studying and using a butcher knife to cut an apple
and then effortlessly threw it when nott threatened her

or when i went on my 70s craze blasting All the Young Dudes full blast and someone had the audacity to change the song

anka🌹
that icy glare still haunts me
and i could've sworn that snape pissed his pants

best black👯‍♀️
i hate online school
i hate it
i hate it
someone come here and kill me
for how long do we have to do this?

at least for a year
or until someone catches whoever the fuck is in charge

lion bitch🦁❤️
i've noticed jade and sunny are depressed
so reg and i just wrote a song 👉🏼👈🏼

puppy🐕🖤
bitch i'm depressed too

playboy🙄🐍
we all are
mental stability does not exist in this household

my moony🌙❤️
amen
so
the song?

baby black🥺🖤
AND A ONE
A TWO
A ONE TWO THREE GO

lion bitch🦁❤️
we're thankful for our sisters
even though sometimes we fight

baby black🥺🖤
when hogwarts wasn't easy
they're the reason we survived

lion bitch🦁❤️
i know they'd never leave us
and i hate to see them cry

baby black🥺🖤
so we wrote this verse to tell them that we're always by their side

lion bitch🦁❤️
THE WORLDS NOT PERFECT BUT ITS NOT BAD

baby black🥺🖤
IF WE GOT EACH OTHER AND THATS ALL WE HAVE

lion bitch🦁❤️
I WILL BE YOUR BROTHER AND I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND

baby black🥺🖤
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

so
what do you ladies think?

best black👯‍♀️
i'm not crying
my eyes are swimming and are drowning

bitch screw that
IM FUCKING CRYING
REGULUS COME DOWNSTAIRS AND LET ME HUG YOU

angel🥺❤️
anyone here that isn't crying?
crookshanks?

blondie👯‍♀️
bitch don't look at me
dorcas is confused as to why i'm screaming at the top of my lungs rn

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i'm not crying
my eyes are working out

baby black🥺🖤
anka is glaring at me rn

anka🌹
YOU MADE ME CRY
YOU MADE YOUR SISTERS CRY AS WELL
HELL
I THINK EVEN AZRIEL IS CRYING

playboy🙄🐍
my eyes have this weird liquid coming out of them
what's it called?

my moony🌙❤️
tears?

playboy🙄🐍
that's not it

sister❤️
im pretty sure it's tears, az

playboy🙄🐍
WHAT PART OF NO DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
I'LL CRY WHEN THAT BITCH GIVES ME MY SON
HES FOUR MONTHS OLD AND I HAVENT SEEN HIM

👁👄👁
anka?

anka🌹
just sent a text to the ministry
should be expecting someone from law enforcement in a few days

angel🥺❤️
can by any chance you do something so i don't have to work?

anka🌹
i have ten galleons to my name rn
i don't have that kind of magic
i'm a rosier
not god

baby black🥺🖤
she's been spending too much time with siri and jade
she's getting sassier than normal

sister❤️
we stan a sassy queen

yes we do

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