Remi: guys I think John is about to commit mass murder.
Blyke: I saw walk out of the dorm with a rifle.
Isen: where did you get a rifle.
John: It was gift from an uncle.
John: he also gave me a grenades and a chainsaw
Arlo: wait that's what that sound is, you have a chainsaw???
John: so anyone got any info on these ****ers.
John: I really want to use the Chainsaw.
Elaine: John, your sick and need help.
John: maybe, but they're the ones who are gonna need a hospital.
Isen: John buddy why are you walking towards me with the chainsaw?
John: don't worry I won't cut to much off.
Remi: wait he's helping us find Sera why are trying to kill him????
John: he was playing angry pigs on his phone and drinking a Boba.
Isen: John, please spare me, take Blyke instead, no one loves anyway.
Blyke: wtf ????????!!!!!
John: isen just for that you get to live.
John: but start looking or else.
Arlo: I got Sera's location going there now.
John: where???
Arlo: no
John: why not my chainsaw is hungry.
Arlo: that's exactly why.
John: fine I'll find them myself.
Remi: I feel like John is using Sera as an excuse to kill.
John: of course not, Sera is just the bonus.
Remi: John who hurt you???
John: society
Remi: you want cuddles.
Isen: lol the second Sera's gone Remi is hitting on John.
John: I'll cuddle but I get to bring the chainsaw.
Meanwhile
Illena: guys which one of you snitched
Forgetable character: that was me sorry, but in my defense Arlo was gonna tear my head off.
Illena: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuc! !!!
Sera: haha, you guys are so screwed now.
Illena: shut up
Sera: make me cutie.
Illena: Fak!!!!!
Sera: can't wait until you have to eat a chainsaw.
Forgetable character: wait what does the that mean?
One bitchy Arlo and Angry Joker later...
Arlo and John private chat.
Arlo: wtf John, we already got Sera out of there.
John: you have no proof I did anything.
Arlo: right like I'm gonna believe you of all people, that you didn't have to hospitalize them all.
John: don't worry I didn't use the Chainsaw.
John: I used the grenade.
Arlo: and Isen, I thought you said you were gonna spare him, now everyone is talking about some bitch in a mask.
John: I was until he told me that Boba was overrated.
Arlo: fuck you
John: fuck you
Arlo: fuck you
John: fuck you