𝕱1 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖒!

By DragonracerF1

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Sebastian Vettel made a group chat. More

1 why?
2 carlando.
3 drinking.
4 absent.
5 movies.
6 flat tyre.
7 streaming.
8 cooking.
9 we love kimi.
10 winter testing 2021.
11 gay max.
12 first race, bahrain.
13 hospital.
14 home.
15 drunk max.
16 Imola.
17 it's 3 am!
18 Portugal.
20 sad Charles.
21 monaco.
22 virgin.
23 busted.
24 british carlando date.
25 happy george.
26 summer.
27 break up.
28 rains like always.
29 holland vibes.
30 Shoey.
31 sochi pain.
32 Texas Dan.
33 cooking disaster.
34 checo's dad.
35 Qatar.
36 Saudi Arabia.
37 world champion.
38 weird memes.
39 japanese date.
40 winter break.
41 broken plates.
42 Las Vegas gone wrong.
43 mr. stupid.
44 max lives where?
45 drowned.
46 they doing what?
47 LA date.
48 mama verstappen.
49 kitten...
50 wondering...
51 twitch.
52 morphine.
53 the mexican lover.
54 sleepy.
55 bouncy.
56 bloody kangaroos.
57 Valentine.
58 the tea!
59 kid.
60 a thing.
61 Barcelona.
62 accidental.
63 departure.
64 K-mag is back.
65 Ferrari 1-2!!
Not a chapter.
66 child missing.
67 boss debrief.
68 where did antonio go?
69 sad tifosi. ♥️
70 updating bosses.
71 Kimi announcement.
72 engine failures.
73 excuse me what?
74 scary max.
75 buying ferrari.
76 fight.
77 singapore mess.
78 reasoning.
79 old ladies and messy kids.
80 i am stupid.
81 wait! I am?
82 Danke Seb. ♥️

19 bullied lando.

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Lando: i know we don't always se eye to eye...

George: that's because you're tiny!

Lando: i hate you with every fibre in my body!!

Carlos: that's not much...

Lando: oh fuck you carlos!

Carlos: gladly!

Lewis: carlos! There are kids in this chat! Mostly baby lando! Keep it appropriate!

Lando: I'm not a baby!!

Max: well you're too short to be a kid...so...

Lando: fuck you!!

Max: no thanks! Go fuck carlos!

Charles: what the hell is going on?

Lando: they are bullying me!!

Max: no we're not!

Charles: is it about your height again?! 😂

Lando: i have great friends. I hate you all!! With every fibre in my body.

Carlos: still is not a lot.

Lando: fuck you carlos!!

Carlos: you know where to find me!

Lando: 😳

Val:

Antonio: hahaha!! 😂

Lando: I'm getting bullied here!! 😞😔

Carlos: then you shouldn't have been this short!

Kimi: what the hell is going on?

Seb: we are not online for one hour and this is what happens? You guys bullying lando?

Lando: only because I'm short!! Not my fault!!

Max: maybe you didn't drink enough milk? 🤨

Carlos: not the problem, he still drinks a pack of milk a day...

Lando: i love milk okay! 🥛 = ❤️

Carlos: are you a baby? Or a baby cow? 🐄

Lando: shut up!! Stop bullying me!!

Charles: who else can we bully about his height?

Pierre: uhm...Yuki?

Yuki: try! 🔪

Charles: okay no yuki... he swears more in one race then max does in an entire season...

Max: watch it, leclerc! 🔪

Charles: I don't feel threatened by you at all! You're a big teddy bear!! 🧸🧸

Max: next time i will leave you in milan!

Charles: you wouldn't!

Max: ahh...🙄😶 you're right...

Lando: what the hell is going on between you two?

Charles: we're kind of buddies who pick each other up if they are stupid.

Max: charles means i pick him up every time he has car trouble...

Kimi: you do more for charles then anyone of the grid!

Max: oops...?

George: oeh max in love with charles?

Lando: max and charles, sitting in a tree...

Charles: don't you dare finish that, tiny milk boy!!

Lando: I'm not tiny!!

Yuki: yea you are!

Lando: you are tiny too!!

Yuki: say that again! 🔪

Kimi: go to bed kids!

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