Jeff The Killer: Dude, I accidentally smashed a lamp
Y/N: Why do you ALWAYS break stuff?
Jeff The Killer: I don't ALWAYS break stuff
Y/N: Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN?
Y/N: Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATRESS?
Jeff The Killer: Remember when you PAID JANE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: I'll just buy a new lamp...
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