𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐄, a book of rants

By affxtional_

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"Psyche, the mystic, only half divine..." _____________________________________ Previously: The Vampire Diar... More

Intro(duction)
🍺Damon Salvatore 🍺
👑Katherine pierce 👑
💖Elena Gilbert 💖
🐰Stefan Salvatore🐰
FIX YOUR FANFICS, DUMBASSES
🔥Bonnie Bennett🔥
🐻Caroline forbes 🐻
Tvd 8x07 review
Why am I watching tvd???
6 Reasons why
Tvd Most Likely To
"Because peace, exists"
2022 Bitchess
How many drinks
🔪Kai Parker🔪
Friendly Reminders
Help me pls
Grandma's Brother's Daughter
Aesthetic creations of digitalization
ACOD pt.2
Dead Body 101
Psycho-brid
Dear Past Me
How I Met My Friends
Types of tvd fanfics
1K EEEEEKKK
Forbidden Innocence
How To: Make Legit Good Covers
Desi People Shit
We Who Shall Not Be Named
Copyright Infringement
#I'mlébored
Devil In Disguise
CrackHeads #1
My will
*relevant title*
Q&A
Stereotypical Students
Types of Students
Fuck me
Glasses
I'M ALIVE Y'ALL
I need help with decision-making

Weird-ass Family Tree

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So this chapter will be about my relation with my cousin since no one understood the concept of "second cousin"....

So, I have a Grandma...

And that grandma has a brother...

And I'll be referring her brother to as my uncle.

And this uncle and grandma have like, a Huuuuge age gap. Like, above 20 years old age gap.

Is that clear?

Yeah, good. Moving on:

So like, My uncle first saw the world when my grandma was a fully-grown adult.

And so he was, Idk, I think three when my grandma got married.

So that means my aunt, aka my mom's older sister was born when he was four.

So basically, he became an uncle at four years old.

And so he grew up, married and had a son. Then a few years later had a daughter who is the mentioned cousin.

So technically, said daughter is my mom's cousin.

But like I said, because of the age/generation gap in our family, My cousin is thus my second cousin...

If y'all still didn't understand after that, just read the damn thing over and over again until you do...

And if that doesn't help, Then Congrats, you have officially run out of working braincells....


Love you all,

-V

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