Instead of Y/n being the child. What if they were the child and you were the parent?
Let us see how the little ones will be.
HANK
-This kid kinda has a temper
-Which he will not show to you (but definitely will to others )
-In which you will have to help him learn to control
-He needs authoritative parenting (don't mistake that for Authoritarian)
-Don't know what that is?
-That's parenting wherein...
Disciplinary rules are clear and the reasons behind them are explained.Communication is frequent and appropriate to the child's level of understanding.Authoritative parents are nurturing.Expectations and goals are high but stated clearly. Children may have input into goals.
-Despite the temper,he will not miss showing that he loves you
-Don't be strict with this child, it will only add up to his temper.
DEIMOS
-Mischievous kid here
-Very energetic too
-Though he is mischief, he will never do anything that crosses the line
-Anything he knows will harm is a no-no
-He will make a mess here and there, but with the appropriate scold, he'll learn.
-Deimos requires permissive parenting wherein parents mostly let their children do what they want, and offer limited guidance or direction. They are more like friends than parents.Their discipline style is the opposite of strict. They have limited or no rules and mostly let children figure problems out on their own.Communication is open but these parents let children decide for themselves rather than giving direction.Parents in this category tend to be warm and nurturing.Expectations are typically minimal or not set by these parents.
-For the love of God, DO NOT be strict with him
-Strict + mischief = rebel, so just don't do that.
-Also he likes skateboarding, so yes. Kindly go buy him one! (Canon by Mr. Krinkels.)
SANFORD
-This kid is well-behaved
-A clingy one too
-'Tis a Mama's boy/ Father's junior
-He's never naughty
-But if he does something wrong, he'll know it and will apologize
-You really don't have much to worry about Sanford really
-He will try to make you proud in any way.
-He's also very interested in cooking, so he asks you to let him help in the kitchen.
-If he gets scared he'll always look for you, you are his first and only safe space/ comfort zone.
-Any parenting style will work (just not Authoritarian/Strict)
AUDITOR
-This is one quiet child
-So quiet, it will make you freak out and worry if there is something wrong with him
-But nah, nothing wrong with him.
-He may not talk much, but his eyes and flames will express for him.
-Angry? Obviously, flames will be burning.
-Sad? His red eyes will droop.
-Happy? Auditor's eyes will smile for him
-You sometimes lose him because he just teleports.
-Or you lose him because he just blends into the shadows
-Any parenting style works. Yes, even the strict one. By default, he is already obedient and organized, strangely for a child.
2BDAMNED and JEBUS
-They seem to be the only ones who are sane but not just an ordinary grunt in the series so Imma just cram them together in this one.
-Both are smarter than average
-Behaved kids
-They're both so curious
-Always fascinated with anything that has a mechanism
-So provide them with a lot of toys and puzzles to tinker with.
-Preferably lego or building blocks.
-Thankfully, Jeb does not have his savior complex at an early age
-And thankfully Doc is....well. Thankfully there is not much to worry about on him.
-Oh wait nevermind Doc has the tendency to get your laptop/phone/computer and get into its program for fun and with no knowledge which leads to multiple broken technologies.
-Don't be strict with them
-Because with that strictness they might outsmart you back.
TRICKY
-HYPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is all I can describe this child.
-It is impossible to look away and take a break without ANYTHING happening.
-Everything is a constant mess basically.
-But he loves you
-And will always show that
-"L00K MA L00KL00KL00KL00K!"
-"D4D D4444444444D D4D! L000000K"
-I hope you have a high patience reader for this particular little one.
-Though chaotic, he never does anything that harms.
-He's just a lot to handle.
-Like most of the kiddies here, don't be strict with him.
-Strictness might lead to tantrums, therefore more chaos.
PHOBOS
-For the Highest of the Powers and the sake of Nevada.
-Do not over-praise this kid
-Do not spoil this kid
-DO NOT set high-ass expectations for him
-If you don't want him to end up the narcissistic god-complexed dictator he is in Project Nexus.
-Unless if you want to then uhh..crap.
-Although there are numerous dont's told so far.
-Please support him in his aspirations and passions.
-Teach him to be humble while doing so.
-Perhaps he will end up better than the grown-up Phobos we currently know and have a better reason to be immortal.
SHERIFF
-Very sheltered child
-As we all know, a coward.
-So let him learn to do things for himself.
-Let him explore on his own.
-Let him be independent.
-Of course, still look after him at the same time.
-Despite being a coward, you will notice he has some leadership skills and can get along surprisingly well with other kids too.
-Do not EVER yell at him.
-It will make him more cowardly than he already is.
-Don't insult him for being "soft" too.
-He needs Permissive Parenting
-or Uninvolved Parenting wherein parents give children a lot of freedom and generally stay out of their way. No particular discipline style is utilized. An uninvolved parent lets a child mostly do what they want. There are few or no expectations of children.
HAPPY HANK
-This is one adorable chubby child
-Because he likes candies and he consumes too much of it
-You have the duty to make sure to get his candy consumption under control
-Happy Hank is very sweet
-Very loving
-He will be following you everywhere
-He will even share his sweets with you
-A well-behaved child who never fights
-But once it involves limiting his candy theeeen, there goes the scolding (properly of course) because he will throw a tantrum.
-Uninvolved parenting and strict parenting is a no for him, because
#1 Let him be (uninvolved) and he might get diabetic with all that candy
#2He is too precious to be strict towards.
WHITE HANK
-Such a sassy child (at least not short-tempered)
-Want to learn everything on her own
-Tries to be independent
-But she has to face the fact, that yes, she needs you
-You have witnessed
White Hank burn the kitchen from cooking food on her own
Almost lock herself INSIDE the washing machine
Be called by a police station because she went to the grocery alone
Like chill little one! You're growing up too fast!
-But it is nice to have a kid who can (kinda) look after herself.
-Wank tries to help with chores, or help you in general.
-But at the end of the day, she will end up in your arms, snuggling.
-Any parenting style works really.
-Including the strict one.