slytherin & gryffindor solidarity
snake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE
I BETTER BE THE FIRST ONE
SINCE ITS LITERALLY 12:00:00 AM
I LOVE YOU
MWAH MWAH
HAVE THE BESTEST AMAZINGEST DAY EVER
lion: DAPHNE I LOVE YOU
WIFE
AND YES
YOU ARE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LITERALLY HALF A SECOND BEFORE THEO JUMPED ON MY BED SCREAMING
snake: haha
loser
what are you doing today?
party?
big party?
bigger party?
lion: as of right now
im doing nothing
BUT
i just want the bad bitches over
ill text the gc when i wake up
snake: okay okay
well have a beautiful sleep lover
lion: you too bae😘😘
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instagram
@rjlupin
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happy birthday problem child
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: thanks problem father
@marlsmc: favorite niece adjacent
↳@sirius: *only niece adjacent
@hmione
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happy birthday bsf youre very young and i love making fun of you for it <33
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: thanks grandma <33
@ginnyweasle
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happy birthday to the hottest gf out there (minus luna ofc) keep slayying girlqueen😜😜🤪
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: i will continue to gatekeep gaslight and girlboss🤪😍
@roonilwazlib
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happy birthday bitch (no one talk about my platinum phase)
@baileelb: thanks mf
@baileelb: also we will never stop talking ab your platinum phase
@blaisezucchini
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happy birthday to my gfs wife you know you love me
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: thank you my wifes bf
@jeanroy
liked by lunalovey , harryjames
havent know you *that* long but happy birthday to my favorite gryffindor (sorry harry)
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: thank you my favorite ravenclaw (sorry luna)
@theodoren
(4 attached pictures)
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happy birthday girlfriend/lover/bestfriend
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: ily boyfriend/lover/bestfriend
@dgreengrass
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happy birthday wifey
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: mwah mwah mwah ily ily ily
@theodoren
liked by blaisezucchini , lunalovey + 768 more
arent *i* supposed to be the one cooking for *her*
tagged: @baileelb
@dgreengrass: yes. now get into the kitchen
↳@theodoren: okay im going🏃♀️
@baileelb
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he took over ig
tagged: @theodoren
@hmione: as he should
@theodoren: i am the better cook 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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famille (extended)
prongs: happy birthday to the only other cool person in this groupchat
padfoot: its not my birthday yet
mini moony: bitch
hes talking about me
lilyflower: yes!!
happy birthday bailee!!
have a lot of fun!!
mini moony: thank you lily!!!
and prongs too
moony: plan on doing anything today?
padfoot: any parties i should provide for?
mini prongs: any parties i should mentally prepare for??
also happy birthday
mini moony: no and no
just our group
no big party
mini prongs: bailee??
not wanting a party??
mini moony: i know
big surprise
but i dont feel like a big party
moony: well pads and i will be at lily's house
so you have the place free
prongs: lily's house??
its mine too??
moony: yeah who cares
lilyflower: so bailee
now that you are sixteen i will let you drive my car
except you cannot legally drive it
moony: you will have the best driving teachers😎
padfoot: NO
DONT TEACH HER TO DRIVE
prongs: MUGGLE CARS ARE A DEATH TRAP
SHE WILL DIE
mini moony: pads
prongs
shut up
LETS GO
I CANT WAIT TO DRIVE
mini prongs: ME TOO
mini moony: youre too young :((
little baby harry
only fifteen
lololololol
mini prongs: mf
my birthday is in eight days
mini moony: still not old enough
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bad bitches
bailee:
blaise: LETS GO
ginny: IM DOWN
luna: okay!!
hermione: yay ill be there
daphne: time to see the lupin-black cottage💪
harry: im there
obviously
theo: already here😄😄
ron: ig ill come🙄
bailee: PERFECT
its only us tho
daphne: #squad