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By eacamrynal

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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} More

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
girlfriends
fuck house division
bailee + theo
dear future husband
:)
boy toy fights
best house
operation piss off the family
0/5 stars on yelp
new professor
horny mofo
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

newsflash: i didnt like it

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By eacamrynal

@rjlupin

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real footage of what bailee has been doing since she got home two weeks ago

tagged: @baileelb

@baileelb: im just watching my boyfriend
@theodoren: we havent facetimed all day??
@baileelb: matt murdock and peter parker (andrews version)

@sirius: this bitch has been on MY couch all day🙄🙄

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2 high 2 care

theo: baileeee

bailee: yes?

theo: do you happen to be free right now?

bailee: to facetime?
unfortunately not
i'm about to go to harry's place for a family dinner thing
but i can text
what's up?

theo: just family problems i don't want to think about

bailee: oh :((
sorry i can't ft
i would if i could

theo: i know
it's fine
have fun
tell everyone i said hi

bailee: i will!!
love you

theo: love you

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instagram

@jamesyboy

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lily and moony appreciation post😤😤😤

tagged: @rjlupin , @lilsep

@sirius: theyre looking fine
@jamesyboy: yes they are

@halfbloodprince: I miss you Lily. Please answer my iMessages. And my Direct Messages.
@lilsep: disrespectfully fuck off snape. you are disgusting
@baileelb: wooo go lily!!!
@harryjames: go mum!!

@baileelb

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me and scarhead in a muggle city

tagged: @harryjames

@theodoren: are you cheating on me?
@baileelb: yes. me and harry are soulmates
@harryjames: 😘😘😘love you so much bailee babe
@jeanroy: imma head out🚶‍♀️

@hmione: come to my muggle city next🙄✋
@baileelb: will do bae

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and they were roommates 😯

lavender: @bailee you disgust me

parvati: what the fuck

hermione: um

bailee: not that i care
but why the fuck

lavender: you are a disgusting lowlife cheater that doesn't deserve anything theo has done for you

parvati: bitch i-

hermione: lavender are you kidding?

bailee: okay 1.
i never cheated on theo. it's called sarcasm
2.
if i did WHICH I NEVER WOULD
why would you care?
you never liked theo
if anything, i thought you'd like the idea of us not being together
and 3.
wasnt it you who got with derek a few months ago fully KNOWING he was with grace?
or was it another lavender brown?

(lavender left the group)

hermione: well

parvati: you absolutely doxxed her

bailee: it was about time i did
that shits been boiling up

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2 high 2 care

theo: bailee
are you up?

bailee: this sounds like a booty call
and obviously im awake
its only 9pm
whats up?

theo: have you looked at the stars tonight?

bailee: no i havent, actually

theo: you should look honestly
very pretty

bailee: youre right
THEO WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT YOU?

theo: yeah...

bailee: what are you doing here?
how long have you been out there?
its raining

theo: i will tell you once you let me in so i can dry off

bailee: running down the stairs

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children of assholes

theo: hello alexandra

alex: hello theodore

theo: thought id pop in to say
we are no longer legally siblings

alex: ...
elaborate?

theo: well today dear old dad invited a lot of pureblood families to dinner at our house. obviously i had no plan in attending the dinner, being very content to sitting in my room all night. but mum said she had some important news for me that id like. i decided to attend this dinner only for this news id "like" newsflash: i didnt like it. this news they had was i was to marry and "produce heirs" with none other than my obsessive ex astoria greengrass. i got pissed. i literally have a girlfriend who i love. i told the table that information and dad said "as long as you are my son you will be marrying astoria as soon as you are of age" very calming (im very proud of that fact) i walked up to my room, packed a bag, and started leaving. dad rushed to the door, telling me to stop. i kept walking towards the front door, unlocked it, had my hand on the knob when mum said "if you walk out that door theodore, you will no longer be part of this family" very happily and with a smile i opened the door and walked out. the looks on their faces was priceless.

alex: omg....
are you okay?
where are you?
do you need any help?
are you safe?
do you have a place to stay?
i have a free room if youd like it

theo: im completely fine. on cloud 9 actually
i am at bailees house
i dont need help at the moment but if i do ill come to you
i am safe
i do have a place to stay
i love you but i dont love your fiancé

alex: ew
forgot about him
what happened when you got to bailees house?

theo: well
once i dried off from the rain bailee gave me some delicious food then left me with sirius while she and remus made up a room. moral of the story: i cried.

alex: you WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED???

theo: as probably everyone knows, sirius was disowned and he talked me through it ig??

alex: ive wanted to meet sirius black for a while
heres another reason to meet him
be safe
ily

theo: ily

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2 high 2 care

bailee: very upset padfoot is making us sleep in different rooms😪

theo: if anyone i thought it would be remus😓

bailee: meet me in the kitchen for food?

theo: yes please

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instagram

@baileelb

liked by harryjames , parvatip

reunited with bae

tagged: @theodoren

@hmione: nowhere near surprised this was posted at 4am

@ginnyweasle: very mad you didnt visit me before theo visited you😠
@baileelb: sorry babe

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slytherin & gryffindor solidarity

snake: hey luv
is theo okay???
can i visit??
i feel so bad

lion: hi!
hes okay
how did you know he'd be here?

snake: its the only reasonable place hed go

lion: oh

snake: you do realize that right?

lion: i guess
i just figured he would go to blaise's place or something

snake: babes
you are quite literally his favorite person on this planet
he wouldnt want to be anywhere else right now
yes, he couldve gone to blaises
he couldve gone to his sisters
he couldve gone to any good family member he has
but he decided to go to you
he basically just got disowned because he loves you and wants to be with you

lion: daphne stop
im crying

snakes: dont cry!!
i just want you to make sure you know how amazing you are in his eyes

lion: putting my phone down before i start violently sobbing
and to answer your question
id love if you visited
please do
goodnight
ily

(bailee is offline)

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