@rjlupin
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real footage of what bailee has been doing since she got home two weeks ago
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: im just watching my boyfriend
↳@theodoren: we havent facetimed all day??
↳@baileelb: matt murdock and peter parker (andrews version)
@sirius: this bitch has been on MY couch all day🙄🙄
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2 high 2 care
theo: baileeee
bailee: yes?
theo: do you happen to be free right now?
bailee: to facetime?
unfortunately not
i'm about to go to harry's place for a family dinner thing
but i can text
what's up?
theo: just family problems i don't want to think about
bailee: oh :((
sorry i can't ft
i would if i could
theo: i know
it's fine
have fun
tell everyone i said hi
bailee: i will!!
love you
theo: love you
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instagram
@jamesyboy
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lily and moony appreciation post😤😤😤
tagged: @rjlupin , @lilsep
@sirius: theyre looking fine
↳@jamesyboy: yes they are
@halfbloodprince: I miss you Lily. Please answer my iMessages. And my Direct Messages.
↳@lilsep: disrespectfully fuck off snape. you are disgusting
↳@baileelb: wooo go lily!!!
↳@harryjames: go mum!!
@baileelb
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me and scarhead in a muggle city
tagged: @harryjames
@theodoren: are you cheating on me?
↳@baileelb: yes. me and harry are soulmates
↳@harryjames: 😘😘😘love you so much bailee babe
↳@jeanroy: imma head out🚶♀️
@hmione: come to my muggle city next🙄✋
↳@baileelb: will do bae
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and they were roommates 😯
lavender: @bailee you disgust me
parvati: what the fuck
hermione: um
bailee: not that i care
but why the fuck
lavender: you are a disgusting lowlife cheater that doesn't deserve anything theo has done for you
parvati: bitch i-
hermione: lavender are you kidding?
bailee: okay 1.
i never cheated on theo. it's called sarcasm
2.
if i did WHICH I NEVER WOULD
why would you care?
you never liked theo
if anything, i thought you'd like the idea of us not being together
and 3.
wasnt it you who got with derek a few months ago fully KNOWING he was with grace?
or was it another lavender brown?
(lavender left the group)
hermione: well
parvati: you absolutely doxxed her
bailee: it was about time i did
that shits been boiling up
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2 high 2 care
theo: bailee
are you up?
bailee: this sounds like a booty call
and obviously im awake
its only 9pm
whats up?
theo: have you looked at the stars tonight?
bailee: no i havent, actually
theo: you should look honestly
very pretty
bailee: youre right
THEO WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT YOU?
theo: yeah...
bailee: what are you doing here?
how long have you been out there?
its raining
theo: i will tell you once you let me in so i can dry off
bailee: running down the stairs
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children of assholes
theo: hello alexandra
alex: hello theodore
theo: thought id pop in to say
we are no longer legally siblings
alex: ...
elaborate?
theo: well today dear old dad invited a lot of pureblood families to dinner at our house. obviously i had no plan in attending the dinner, being very content to sitting in my room all night. but mum said she had some important news for me that id like. i decided to attend this dinner only for this news id "like" newsflash: i didnt like it. this news they had was i was to marry and "produce heirs" with none other than my obsessive ex astoria greengrass. i got pissed. i literally have a girlfriend who i love. i told the table that information and dad said "as long as you are my son you will be marrying astoria as soon as you are of age" very calming (im very proud of that fact) i walked up to my room, packed a bag, and started leaving. dad rushed to the door, telling me to stop. i kept walking towards the front door, unlocked it, had my hand on the knob when mum said "if you walk out that door theodore, you will no longer be part of this family" very happily and with a smile i opened the door and walked out. the looks on their faces was priceless.
alex: omg....
are you okay?
where are you?
do you need any help?
are you safe?
do you have a place to stay?
i have a free room if youd like it
theo: im completely fine. on cloud 9 actually
i am at bailees house
i dont need help at the moment but if i do ill come to you
i am safe
i do have a place to stay
i love you but i dont love your fiancé
alex: ew
forgot about him
what happened when you got to bailees house?
theo: well
once i dried off from the rain bailee gave me some delicious food then left me with sirius while she and remus made up a room. moral of the story: i cried.
alex: you WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED???
theo: as probably everyone knows, sirius was disowned and he talked me through it ig??
alex: ive wanted to meet sirius black for a while
heres another reason to meet him
be safe
ily
theo: ily
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2 high 2 care
bailee: very upset padfoot is making us sleep in different rooms😪
theo: if anyone i thought it would be remus😓
bailee: meet me in the kitchen for food?
theo: yes please
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instagram
@baileelb
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reunited with bae
tagged: @theodoren
@hmione: nowhere near surprised this was posted at 4am
@ginnyweasle: very mad you didnt visit me before theo visited you😠
↳@baileelb: sorry babe
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slytherin & gryffindor solidarity
snake: hey luv
is theo okay???
can i visit??
i feel so bad
lion: hi!
hes okay
how did you know he'd be here?
snake: its the only reasonable place hed go
lion: oh
snake: you do realize that right?
lion: i guess
i just figured he would go to blaise's place or something
snake: babes
you are quite literally his favorite person on this planet
he wouldnt want to be anywhere else right now
yes, he couldve gone to blaises
he couldve gone to his sisters
he couldve gone to any good family member he has
but he decided to go to you
he basically just got disowned because he loves you and wants to be with you
lion: daphne stop
im crying
snakes: dont cry!!
i just want you to make sure you know how amazing you are in his eyes
lion: putting my phone down before i start violently sobbing
and to answer your question
id love if you visited
please do
goodnight
ily
(bailee is offline)