honorary siblings
LB: harry
harry
HARRY
HAROLD
HARRY JAMES POTTER
POTTAH: BAILEE
HI
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
LB: how was your date with jean😏
POTTAH: weve been going on dates for almost two months
LB: idc
i still want to know
POTTAH: like every other one
great
LB: im dead
ily guys
#favoritecouple
POTTAH: 🙂
LB: N E WAYS
wanna hang out with me and theo?
POTTAH: ...
im still with jean
LB: OMG
bring him!!!!!
POTTAH: fine
omw
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instagram
@baileelb
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me: invited them over
them: eats my stash of cake😾😾
tagged: @theodoren , @harryjames , @jeanroy
@theodoren: it was good cake😾
↳@baileelb: my good cake😾
↳@theodoren: sharing is caring
↳@baileelb: only with you though😽
@roonilwazlib: YOU HAD A STASH OF CAKE AND DIDNT TELL ME????
↳@baileelb: you never asked me🤷♀️
@harryjames
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can they maybe not be the cutest couple please??
@baileelb: what can i say🤷♀️we are just too cute for everyone🤷♀️no one can compare
↳@harryjames: seems homophobic 😖😖
↳@ginnyweasle: ^^agreed
@dracomal: they are not. pansy and i are🐍😈💚
↳@pansypug: um....
↳@blaisezucchini: caught in 4k malfoy📸
@jeanroy
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hi harry
tagged: @harryjames
@harryjames: hi jean
↳@dgreengrass: dont mind me😊just curling up and dieing from how cute you two are😊
@jamesyboy: harry!! smoking?! thats not healthy!
↳@harryjames: i- um- bailee made me🙏against my will🙏
↳@baileelb: DID NOT HE ASKED FOR ONE
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honorary siblings
LB: why arent you and jean dating yet
POTTAH: idk
he hasnt asked me
so i assume he likes where we are now??
LB: mf youve been on dates for like 2 months
please make it official
im literally begging
POTTAH: IM SCARED
LB: SO WAS I
BUT I DID
POTTAH: technically he asked you....
LB: only because i let him talk first
just please do it🙏🙏
POTTAH: .........
fine
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bailee + jean
(jean changed the chat name to "dating idiots")
(jean changed his name to "harrys bf")
bailee: YOURE KIDDING
HE DID IT????
harrys bf: yes :))))))))))
bailee: FINALLY
IVE BEEN WAITING
(bailee changed her name to "theos gf")
theos gf: me rn:
harrys bf: me rn
theos gf: elizabeth olsen my queen
harrys bf: all hail
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bad bitches
harry: @ron @hermione youre the last ones left
bailee: LMAOOODJRBFJSNB
ron: huh?
hermione: what do you mean??
bailee: youre the last two
so that means...
luna: im very lost
blaise: me too
ginny: YOU BONEHEADS
YOU AND JEAN???
harry: yup😎
blaise: OMG
luna: aww
hermione: im happy for you but
ron and i are the last ones left means what?
bailee: as ginny wonderfully put
YOU BONEHEAD
YOU TWO NEED TO GET TOGETHER
(hermione is offline)
blaise: damn
ginny: loser😒
theo: ronald.....
youre still here😏
ron:
bailee: YOOOOOO
harry: RON!?!?!?!?!!!???
(ron is offline)
luna: ahahah
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future milfs
hermione: hey guys
daphne: mione!! hi!!
hermione: hi
please stop saying stuff about ron and i
bailee: ???
luna: is it bothering you?
hermione: not so much bothering me
im just nervous
ron will.....
find out
ginny: AYO!?!?
daphne: DID I READ THAT SHIT CORRECT?????
bailee:
ITS HAPPENING
EVERYONE STAY CALM
hermione: nothings happening!!
ron doesnt even know
and i dont plan for him to find out
luna: ...
ginny: aw shit
here we go again
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(ginny created a groupchat)
(ginny added bailee, daphne, luna, theo, blaise, and harry)
(ginny named the chat romione4lyfe)
harry: LMAOOOO
blaise: bailee + theo (ron and hermione version)
theo: um
bailee: come again?
ginny: this isnt our first two oblivious idiots support group chat
luna: you guys were hopelessly obliviously in love
harry: we just needed somewhere to rant
theo: feeling: betrayed
bailee: feeling: like a fool
daphne: i wasnt in the groupchat (smh😒😒😒) but i will say you guys made googly eyes at eachother 24/7/365
luna: i love that song!
bailee: me too!
anyways
romione
so ron said that thing in the groupchat
daphne: ANOTHER GROUPCHAT WITHOUT ME???
feeling: betrayed
feeling: hurt
feeling: sad
feeling: unwanted
feeling: unloved
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bad bitches
(bailee added daphne)
daphne: 😄
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romione4lyfe
daphne: thank you wife😘😘
bailee: your welcome babe😘😘
theo: wanna get married blaise?
blaise: obviously 💍
ginny: not the time for you two gross couples
romione
harry: the gingers right
romione
theo: oh yeah
ginny: spin the bottle?
bailee: eh
blaise: too cliche
theo: seven minutes in heaven?
harry: on the off chance they 😉do it😉 i dont want to be there to hear it
theo: ew
yeah
true
luna: say we are all going to hangout but then dont show up?
so theyre forced to be together?
bailee: forced proximity trope
love your thinking lovegood
luna: 😁😁
daphne: when is this happening?
love doctor?
your opinion?
bailee: love doctor is here
we dont want to do it too soon
itll be like we fr set it up since we just found out today they like each other
ginny: but not too late that they lose feelings
bailee: right
theo: next week?
luna: i love it
harry: perfect
for now
act like nothing different
keep the secret
bailee: .....
theo:......
harry: ?????
blaise: "keep the secret" says you
the biggest mouth here
harry: hey!!
i dont spill secrets😠😠
ginny: ....
luna: .....
daphne: yes you do hun
harry: whatever🙄🙄
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instagram
@blaisezucchini
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wifey
tagged: @dgreengrass
@baileelb: hey😡thats😡my😡wife😡
↳@blaisezucchini: no😡shes😡mine😡
↳@baileelb: fight🤺me🤺for🤺her🤺
↳@blaisezucchini: youre🤺on🤺
↳@dgreengrass: calm down you two theres enough of me to go around😉😉😉
@astoriagg: my sister😍😍
@theodoren
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acrobats
tagged: @baileelb
@ginnyweasle: wish i was as athletic as you guys😖😖😖
↳@theodoren: ha good luck
@baileelb: so flexible😻😻
↳@theodoren:😻😻
@baileelb
liked by jamesyboy , astoriagg + 897 more
luva🤍
tagged: @theodoren
@blaisezucchini: parents
↳@dgreengrass: ^^
↳@roonilwazlib: ^^
↳@hmione: ^^
↳@harryjames: ^^
↳@lunalovey: ^^
↳@ginnywealse: ^^
↳@jeanroy: ^^
↳@parvatip: ^^
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sistas
storia: do you think theo likes me?
daph: astoria wtaf?
no?
hes made it clear
storia: not really tho😕
daph: whatever
storia: do you think him and bailee are together?
daph: i know for a fact they are
and you should too
hes called her "girlfriend" on instagram many times
shes called him "boyfriend" on instagram many times
they've publicly went on dates
theyve even PUBLICLY KISSED
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ANY OF THAT???
astoria
youre my sister
and i have to love you
and i do
but sometimes you make it very hard to tolerate you
back off of theo
he is obviously taken
try for malfoy
he plainly is in love with you
(daph is offline)
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instagram
@ginnyweasle
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double dates
tagged: @lunalovey , @jeanroy , @harryjames
@harryjames: ME AND JEAN LOOK SO AWKWARD WTAF
↳@ginnyweasle: YOU WERE LAUGHING LMAOOOO
@roonilwazlib
liked by blaisezucchini , harryjames + 697 more
tagged: @hmione
@baileelb: WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!??
↳@hmione: you guys were all hanging with your bf/gf so we decided to hang :)
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romione4lyfe
bailee: looks like we dont have much work