[UNKNOWN] drink your drugz and dont snort milk kids
[Hotch] ...
[Hotch] Pardon?
[UNKNOWN] :)
[UNKNOWN] just doing my daily good service with a lil reminder
[Hotch] ... I-
[Hotch] One part of that "reminder" is at least correct.
[UNKNOWN] ;)
[Hotch] You concern me, sometimes.
[UNKNOWN] only sometimes? damn
[Hotch] Don't push your luck.
[UNKNOWN] <3
//
[Hotch] Did you actually try and tackle a policeman like a football player when you were 16??
[UNKNOWN] ...
[UNKNOWN] this is my formal confession for murdering penelope garcia :)
[Hotch] You can't ask a restaurant for ketchup, but will??? I'm?
[UNKNOWN] ok there are 2 key things here hotchner
[UNKNOWN] 1) i was 16
[Hotch] Mhm.
[UNKNOWN] and 2
[UNKNOWN] he said i wouldn't dare
[Hotch] ... So you did?
[UNKNOWN] ?? u wouldnt???
[UNKNOWN] the guy was mean anyways and made fun of penelope's weight
[Hotch] ... I'm not saying it was right.
[Hotch] But it hurt him?
[UNKNOWN] he broke his elbow and twisted his ankle :)
[Hotch] Hm. Good.
[UNKNOWN] :)
[Hotch] You forgot something.
[UNKNOWN] ?
[Hotch] Garcia also mentioned you did it because he taunted your height.
[Hotch] Unknown, are you short?
[UNKNOWN] .....
[UNKNOWN] if you hear garcia scream like shes being murdered in her office
[UNKNOWN] its bc she is
[Hotch] I can't take you seriously on that threat.
[Hotch] All I'm envisioning is a little munchkin from Wizard of OZ trying to stab Garcia.
[UNKNOWN] i
[UNKNOWN] hOW DARE U
[UNKNOWN] I will break ur knee caps
[Hotch] Hm that's if you can reach them.
[Hotch] Maybe you could gnaw at my ankles?
[UNKNOWN] I FUCKING HATE IT HERE
[Hotch] <3
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BAU CHAT
[Morgan] Hotch
[Hotch] ?
[Morgan] Why is there a sticky note adressed to you on my table
[Hotch] What does it say?
[Morgan] "watch your ankles milk snorter"
[Morgan] Signed "-the ankle biting munchkin"
[Morgan] What the hell did you do this time?
[Hotch] ... Garcia.
[Garcia] Nope
[Hotch] Garcia leash your munchkin
[Garcia] Hotch ur trying to get me kijhgf
[Reid] I'm assuming that was Garcia being murdered.
[JJ] RIP garcia
[Garcia] hotch :)
[Hotch] Mhm?
[Garcia] this is ur fav ankle biter
[Hotch] Hello Unknown.
[Garcia] watch ur back. : )
[Hotch] I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to see a chihuahua behind me. I'm quite tall, you know.
[Garcia] my cousin is 6'5" he will step on u
[Hotch] Hm.
[Hotch] I'll pass.
[Garcia] >:(
[Garcia] I'm back!
[Garcia] And alive!
[Reid] Good.
[Morgan] hey sexy momma ;)
[Garcia] ;)) hey mr. sweet ass
[JJ] Case.
[Gideon] Meeting room.
[Hotch] Even you, Morgan.
[Morgan] Dammit.
//
[Hotch] I hope I didn't go too far earlier.
[UNKNOWN] nah u good fam
[UNKNOWN] short ppl jokes are actually pretty funny
[Hotch] Good.
[UNKNOWN] also, nice tie today
[Hotch] ... Thank you.
[UNKNOWN] :) maybe you'd like me try it on one day
[Hotch] ... Where is this going.
[UNKNOWN] u know wearing ties as necklaces are pretty cool
[UNKNOWN] came into fashion for some weird reason thx avril lavigne
[Hotch] ... I'm aware.
[UNKNOWN] hey hotch
[Hotch] ... Yes?
[UNKNOWN] ur hands pretty nice too.
[Hotch] No.
[Hotch] Do not. Make that implication.
[Hotch] I had a sex life once I know what you're going to imply.
[UNKNOWN] .... that you wash ur hands regularly?
[Hotch] ...
[Hotch] Oh.
[UNKNOWN] and ur hand would be a nice choker on me :)
[Hotch] God dammit.
[Hotch] Well it's rather late good night.
[UNKNOWN] sweet dreams :)
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BAU CHAT
[Hotch] Garcia.
[Garcia] ...
[Garcia] Morgan, baby.
[Morgan] ?
[Garcia] Say nice things at my funeral :,)
[Morgan] Sure thing babygirl.