- pick up lines
text imagine
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I scrolled through my social media mindlessly with a bored look on my face.
Everyone seems to be having fun but me. All of my friends are out traveling and doing something while I'm here sitting on my very comfy couch—wasting away.
I let out a puff of air as I like yet another post of my bestfriend who happens to be in the Bahamas with her boyfriend. The Bahamas.
I wanna go to the Bahamas with a rich and sexy boyfriend.
My body flings around as I throw a tantrum, punching the cushions of my poor couch and kicking the air.
It's not fair!!
I finally settled down and had decided to take a break from social media as I knew jealousy would start to kick in even more. That was until I saw a very handsome face.
No scratch that. Handsome doesn't even begin to describe his indescribable looks. I click on the picture that contained my friend and a few other people.
How dare she not tell me she knew this absolutely scrumpdidilyumptous man.
I clicked the tag with shaking fingers and unsteady breaths. The unsteady breaths were then snatched away from me as I saw countless pictures of the beautifully sculpted man.
I'm gonna do it. I nod my head and clench my fist in determination. I'm gonna dm him and I'm gonna get me that Bahama vacation with my hot sexy boyfriend.
Wait. But what should I say?
I pause and shake my leg up and down before an absolutely amazing idea popped up in my head. Who doesn't love a good ole pick up line? My big bro Jin knows all the good dad jokes and even taught me. Dad jokes are quite similar to pick up lines right? Doesn't seem too hard.
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y/n
achoo.
thv
achoo?
y/n
i'd say God Bless you but it looks like he already did 🥵😮💨
thv
usually i'd be annoyed and
block but that was a good one
y/n
thank u thank u
i'll be here from monday til sunday!!
wink wink hint ;)
thv
i'm gonna take a guess and
say that this is you telling
me you're free?
y/n
ding ding !
now the winner may get
a prize and that shall be my heart
y/n
but uh oh
it seems like he's already taken it 😔
thv
whoops
i'm pretty hungry
how about i just eat it 😏
y/n
😧
whoops ! got the wrong person !!
i'll be taking my heart back now please !
thv
nope! cant take it back now.
it's mine.
y/n
yours huh?
thv
yes. mine. :)
y/n
where's somewhere
you wanna travel to?
thv
huh? that's a bit random...
y/n
just answer it >:(
thv
uhm...okay
i've really been wanting
to go to the Bahamas
y/n
💍
thv
a ring?
y/n
yes a ring. now take it or leave it.
y/n
well
...
the second option
is off the table so you're
only left with one. 😁
thv
huh..weird way to
propose but okay
y/n
oh
thv
oh?
y/n
ksnakxjo
y/n
oh shit that was my cat sorry
thv
you have a cat
y/n
depends on which one ure talking about
...
PERV
BLOCKING U RIGHT NOW !!! >:(
thv
WHAT?!?
I AM NOT
y/n
BLOCK BUTTON ITS LOOKING MIGHTY PRESSABLE RIGHT NOW
thv
FIRST OFF.
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD.
SECOND.
I WAS TALKINF ABOIT THE ANIMAL
y/n
okay mister grammar police
at least learn how to spell before trying to correct me 🙄
thv
.
y/n
are you mad at me bae?
thv
ew i just gagged..never call me bae ever again
and yes. yes i am. >:((((((((
y/n
eight frowns????? that mad????
thv
yes >:(((((((((
and i just added one more too.
y/n
i'm sorry :(
please forgive me :(
thv
wait that's not fair
y/n
hm?
what's not fair?
thv
don't frown
you don't get to frown
now i feel bad
thv
and plus..
you're too pretty to be frowning ;)
y/n
...
y/n
roses are red
my face is too
it only seems to happen
when im around you ;)
thv
back with the pick up lines i see
y/n
only for you bae <3
thv
if you call me bae one more time—
i'll be the one blocking
y/n
nooooo
ok ok fine
ur no fun
thv
ure**
y/n
technically
it's you're**
YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY @/THV
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- pick up lines
text imagine pt. 2
***
I stare down at my screen in disbelief. He actually blocked me.
At first I was a little hurt but I didn't really know him so why should I be? I let out a pitiful sigh. It was fun while it lasted though.
Actually no. It's his loss.
I'm hot and hilarious. What more could you want???
***
y/n
jin. i have a question.
jin bro <3
who's jin?
y/n
where are you?
jin bro <3
why do you wanna know?
y/n
so i can smack you.
jin bro <3
so mean :(
y/n
fine fine i'm sorry
y/n
hey mr. world wide handsome.
y/n
i wanna throw up
y/n
i hate doing that
jin bro <3
yeah but you love me ;)
jin bro <3
what is it babe?
y/n
so there's this really hot guy right?
jin bro <3
:o
jin bro <3
you can just say it's me y/n
jin bro <3
i don't mind
y/n
jin just shh and let me speak
jin bro <3
welllllll technically your texting not speaking
read.
jin bro <3
ok i'll shut up now
y/n
thank you ily <3
jin bro <3
so you only love me when i'm quiet.
jin bro <3
i see how it is 😒
y/n
JIN
jin bro <3
OK OK FINE. DONT YELL AT ME :<
jin bro <3
i'm sensitive </3
y/n
okay so i dmed this really hot guy after seeing him in a post with Mina and we hit it off pretty good but that's a given since i sent him some pretty awesome pick up lines but then he blocked me :(((((
jin bro <3
oh wow five frowns...you must really like him
y/n
well not THAT much but i thought he was pretty cool :(
jin bro <3
wait...WITH MINA??? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TAE???
y/n
THATS HIM
y/n
wait how do you know him?
jin bro <3
we work for the same modeling company
y/n
ohhh makes sense
jin bro <3
n e ways
jin bro <3
you don't have to worry about him. he's probably freaking out right now actually.
y/n
huh? why?
jin bro <3
he may seem like a player but when it comes to you he's like a little boy with a school crush
y/n
??????!
y/n
say what now???!?!
jin bro <3
yeah he followed me on instagram and saw that pic of us
jin bro <3
the one with you and me half naked
y/n
the underwear shoot we did?!
jin bro <3
yepppp that's the one
y/n
oh
y/n
well no wonder
y/n
those pics went viral because
of how good they were
jin bro </3
how good we looked***
new message from thv
jin bro <3
anyways he's done freaking out now
jin bro <3
go check the message ;)
jin bro <3
good luck babe !
y/n
JIN NO WHAG DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?!
read
y/n
i hope you choke on rice again
jin bro <3
you know i liked that.
***
thv
uhm hey...
y/n
hey? HEY???
y/n
you blocked me and the first
thing you do is say 'hEy' ??? >:((
thv
twas a joke little one. no need to pout.
y/n
...i'm scared
y/n
why are you talking like that?
thv
what ever do you mean?
thv
i think i'm talking quite normally.
y/n
-.-
y/n
is this a 50 yr old man
with a british accent?
y/n
if so then my bad
y/n
i meant to dm this
good looking guy named tae
y/n
but i guess you aren't him :/
thv
whaaaat no it's me
thv
i'm tae :]
y/n
proof?
thv sent a photo
***
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thv
believe me now????
***
My phone slipped out of my hands and landed right on my face, "ow...why the hell does he look that good???"
I blushed at my screen and scolded the fluttering butterflies in my stomach.
***
y/n
hmm...i think i'll need another picture
y/n
maybe then i'll believe you 😁
thv
if you wanted another shirtless, in-the-bed selfie, you could've just said so.
y/n
i want another shirtless, in-the-bed selfie !!
y/n
please and thank you :) <3
thv
...
y/n
what?
thv
i think it's your turn actually
y/n
you want a shirtless, in-the-bed selfie from me?
y/n
let me put an emphasis on shirtless
thv
wait
thv
wait a second i meant—
y/n
I KNEW IT
y/n
PERVERT!!!!!!!!!
thv
Y/N !!! NO
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so the parts were put together and the chapter for pt. 2 was deleted because wattpad keeps wanting to act up. sorry for any inconvenience. ^_^
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