power couples💪
blaise: double date
tonight
be there or you're a loser
daphne: ill be there of course
theo: i'm down
power couples unite✊
blaise:✊
theo: me + blaise = otp
blaise:👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
daphne: @bailee wya wife
bailee: right here babe
daphne: 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
so you coming?
bailee: obviously i am
just give me a time and place
i'll be there
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instagram
@baileelb
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going all matchy matchy with my boyf
tagged: @theodoren
@theodoren: you look very good
↳@baileelb: you dont look too bad yourself :)
@dgreengrass: hurry up yall
↳@hmione: 😐
↳@baileelb: COMING WE ARE COMING DONT WORRY
@dgreengrass
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love these people <3
tagged: @blaisezucchini , @baileelb , @theodoren
@blaisezucchini: love you love you love you love you love you love you
↳@baileelb: zabini getting sentimental😳
↳@dgreengrass: love you love you love you love you love you love you love you
↳@theodoren: greengrass getting sentimental😳
@astoriagg: you and theo are looking good sis😇😌
↳@blaisezucchini: dang @baileelb we didn't make the cut 😔😔
↳@baileelb: brb gonna go cry🏃♀️😠😪
↳@dgreengrass: astoria wtf
@theodoren
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lover
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: omg we're so hot😻😻😻
↳@ginnyweasle: pipe down that leo ego
↳@theodoren: it's not an ego if it's backed up
↳@dgreengrass: you have no where to talk mr sagittarius
@harryjames: i am SO LONELY WTF
↳@baileelb: DONT WORRY IM WORKING ON IT
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honorary siblings
LB: guy or girl
POTTAH: ...?
LB: just pick
POTTAH: um
guy??
LB: ravenclaw or hufflepuff?
POTTAH: bailee wtf
ravenclaw??
LB: nice okay
last question
POTTAH: what is it
LB: wow
cranky
and here i am trying to help
anyways
older or younger
POTTAH: older
now will you tell me what you are doing?
LB: interesting
brb
POTAAH: bailee wait
(LB is offline)
POTTAH: bailee i swear
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bailee + jean
bailee: hi jean!
jean: bonjour bailee
how are you today?
bailee: wow
i can just hear your accent
anyways my day was good
how was yours?
jean: very...average
good but uneventful
bailee: oh well that's good
jean: not to be rude
but was there something you needed?
bailee: OH right sorry
youre single right?
jean: bailee
you are amazing
but im gay
bailee: oh no no no
i know
it's for a friend
jean: well then yeah
i'm single
bailee: would you like to go on a date with him then?
jean: who is it?
i don't do blind dates after my last one
bailee: harry
jean: id love too
bailee: great!
he won't know
it's blind for him
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da boys🥶
theo🥶: does anyone know a jean?
ron🥶: i know a few
a gryffindor, ravenclaw, and hufflepuff
why?
theo🥶: im with bailee rn and she's been texting someone named jean
she's getting excited whenever he texts and i'm just being jealous lmao
blaise 🥶: i don't think bailee would be the one to cheat
harry🥶: ill text her and ask
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honorary siblings
POTTAH: who's jean?
LB: um
why
POTTAH: just wondering who he is
LB: um
how do you know him
POTTAH: i dont
i'm asking you
LB: hes no one
POTTAH: ...
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da boys
harry🥶: [screenshot.img]
theo🥶: oh okay
blaise🥶: im sure there's a good reason she won't tell harry
ron🥶: yeah
just ask her
is she still with you?
theo🥶: no she just left
should i text her?
harry🥶: yes
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2 high 2 care
theo: bailee
whos jean?
bailee: why tf is everyone asking me this
theo: i just want to know who you looked very happy texting when we were hanging out
bailee: omg...
theo babes hes gay
im setting him up with harry
id never cheat on you or whatever you thought i was doing
did you actually think i would?
theo: no
i just wanted to make sure
bailee: yeah no i promise
theo: okay :)
bailee: no...
theo: yes😈
bailee:
theo:
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future milfs
bailee: sos
daphne: whats wrong?
hermione: do you need help?
ginny: do i need to beat someone up??
bailee: theo found out what reaction memes are😔
daphne: oh lord
ginny: might as well break up with him
luna: maybe he'll have memory loss
forget what they are
bailee:
hermione: if anything he learned them from you
daphne: hell be worse than bailee
bailee: im dreading every conversation we have now
but on better news...
i found someone for harry
luna: who??
bailee: jean
luna: roy?
bailee: yeah
luna: hes really sweet
harry will like him
bailee: i hope!
ginny: bailee love doctor era
bailee: always
now i just need to get hermione and ron together
and then boom
we are set
daphne: 5 way dates
luna: yes!!
ginny: miones been real quiet
(hermione is offline)
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honorary siblings
LB: harry
POTTAH: bailee
LB: get ready
you are going on a date
in 30 minutes
POTTAH: WHAT
DO
YOU
MEAN
LB: i mean
that im in my love doctor era and i set you up with someone
POTTAH: who?
LB: that is for you to find out
POTTAH: where?
LB: theyll meet you at the hogsmeade entrance
and take you there
have fun😉😉
POTTAH: i hate you...
thanks
LB: youre welcome
NOW GO OFFLINE
ALL YOUR CHATS
GIVE HER/ HIM YOUR FULL ATTENTION
POTTAH: okay okay
(POTTAH is offline)
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famille (extended)
mini moony: you all might be wondering why mr potter has gone offline in every chat
prongs: what??
i didnt
lilyflower: obviously you didnt james
but our son harry POTTER has
prongs: oh okay okay
please continue bails
mini moony: i have set him up on a date
a real date
no more sad lonely harry
moony: exciting
with who?
mini moony: jean roy
ravenclaw
sixth year
padfoot: ...
moony: lmao
youre kidding
mini moony: fill me in?
please?
lilyflower: his mum was obsessed with sirius
from 4th year all the way until she met jeans dad
prongs: she was just as obsessed with him as he was with moony
padfoot: james shut up
moony: hopefully her son is better than she was
prongs: amen🙏
mini moony: now im rethinking my choice...
lilyflower: no dont!!
im sure hes a nice boy
mini moony: i think he is
im going to lunch with theo now
bye!
padfoot: have fun 😉😏
moony: padfoot please stop smirking whenever she mentions theo
mini moony: ^^
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