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By eacamrynal

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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} More

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
girlfriends
fuck house division
bailee + theo
dear future husband
:)
boy toy fights
best house
operation piss off the family
0/5 stars on yelp
new professor
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
newsflash: i didnt like it
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

horny mofo

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bad bitches

blaise: someone save us

theo: please🙏

bailee: omw 🏃‍♀️
what class?

theo: potions with snape

harry: THEO
YOU JUST SAID A SLUR

luna: 😲😲

theo: SORRY OMG
potions with sn*pe

ginny: couldnt be us

hermione: dada with regulus

bailee: aka best class

ron: ^^

luna: im in divination
i love it!

harry: i need you to see into my future
specifically in the love life portion of it
when is it coming
i need it now
please
im so desperate

bailee: harry
i will help you
promise
now stop being desperate

ginny: i was too good of a gf you cant find anyone better

ron: too scary of a person everyone thinks youll be a crazy ex gf

bailee: true true

ginny: im very gay now
so i wont be any trouble

harry: i can use all the help
so ginny stop being the scary ex gf
bailee be the love doctor

hermione: more like cupid

ron: ...cupid?

hermione: ugh

bailee: purebloods🙄🙄

harry: stupid imbeciles 🙄🙄

blaise: Hello

bailee: what the fuck
thats a little ominous

blaise: This isn't Mr. Zabini

harry: ummmm

hermione: may we ask who you are??

blaise: This is Professer Snape.

ginny: oh shit

hermione: ginny!

bailee: did you...need something professor?

blaise: Stop chatting on your devices before I give detention to all of you.

bailee: all due respect sir
but you arent our teacher rn
*right now

blaise: Who is? I will have to have a talk with them.

ron: regulus
i mean
professor black

blaise: Oh. That blood traitor.

bailee: again, with all due respect
shut the fuck up

hermione: bailee!!

blaise: Detention for you, Ms. Lupin.

harry: *ms. lupin-black

blaise: Ms. Lupin-Black, you will have detention with me tomorrow night.

theo: thats not really fair professor
she was sticking up for a family member that you clearly insulted

blaise: Theodore? Get off your phone during class time.

theo: its not class time if you arent teaching
which obviously you are not if you are texting my friends
pretty sad, professor
texting 15/16 year olds

blaise: Detention for you too, Mr. Nott.

theo: okay

blaise: what the actual fuck just happened

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2 high 2 care

bailee: me when my boyfriend sticks up for me:

theo: stop im blushing

bailee: it takes very little to make you blush mr. nott
me when someone calls my boyfriend mr.nott:

theo: bailee😩😩😩😩
i hate how you wont tell me where you find those

bailee: 😏😏😏

theo: please come over

bailee: already on my way

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instagram

@baileelb

liked by blaisezucchini , lunalovey + 518 more

horny mofo ✋

@rjlupin: um..🧍
@baileelb: SHIT I THOIGHT THIS WAS MY PRIVATE
@baileelb: heyyyy dad😺

@sirius: be safe😏😈
@baileelb: um...🧍‍♀️

@theodoren: whaaaat who is that😧😧 definitely not me 😧😧 i dont do those things 😧😧 no sir i am a pure man😇😇😇
@blaisezucchini: trying to look good for the parents i see 👀 👀👀

@theodoren

liked by hmione , roonilwazlib + 398 more

nothing else but facemasks😄😆😇

tagged: @baileelb

@harryjames: trying a little too hard there man
@theodoren: 😡😡

@baileelb: love me some facemasks😄😄
@theodoren: retweet😁😁

@astoriagg: awww youre too cute

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hot bitches

ginny: have fun with theo?😏

bailee: suddenly having deja vu
remember when you sent that
at the burrow
the burrow is fun isnt it?
ah
christmas
good times

ginny: stop avoiding the question...

bailee:

ginny: YOU LITTLE-

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slytherin & gryffindor solidarity

snake: here

lion: PLEASE LMAO
we didnt do anything

snake: me when i lie

lion: i PROMISE
SOLEMLY SWEAR IF YOU WILL
sorry
something my parents say when they are sirius
*SERIOUS
idfk when padfoot got into my phone
damn

snake: anyways
try not to have TOO much fun with 😏theo😏

lion: pls
we cant do anything anymore

snake: anyMORE
so you...

lion: NO
I JUST MEAN WE ARE ABOUT TO GO TO DETENTION
GD

snake: hahahahah
have fun babes

lion: ill have so much fun

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honorary siblings

POTTAH: hang out?
like rn?
please?
i know detention is over
i'm desperate
very bored
please answer
you better not be shagging theo rn

LB: mf im not shagging him rn

POTTAH: RIGHT NOW??? SO YOU HAVE???

LB: i would love to hang out
i am omw rn

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instagram

@baileelb

liked by hmione , lilsep +719 more

mine and harry's cats are in fact in a relationship

tagged: @harryjames

@harryjames: hedwig looks very scared of your cat
@baileelb: thats just rude hedwig better not be cheating on her😡😡😡

@ginnyweasle: everyday i wake up and remember you named your cat LONDON........
@baileelb: HEY i was 9 and very unoriginal🙁🙁

@harryjames

liked by sirius , blaisezucchini + 808 more

photoshoot😎😎

tagged: @baileelb

@baileelb: damn we look fine😎
@harryjames: hell yeah we do😎 we have great genes
@jamesyboy: @rjlupin 🤝
@rjlupin: 🤝

@dgreengrass: featuring my sunglasses
@baileelb: they are pretty cute glasses
@dgreengrass: i know

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2 high 2 care

theo: come over
i miss you

bailee: no mf

theo: ??

bailee:

shes mine tonight

theo: mf😐
fine
ill go crash blaise and daphnes hangout🙄🙄

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A/N i did in fact change hedwig to a cat 

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