hogwarts elite
stars: i cant believe we got shushed by sn*pe
books: i mean you guys were talking during dumbledores speech
ginger: we werent even being loud tho
glasses: anyways
whos ready for the new professor
ginger: 🙋
books: 🙋♀️
stars: 🙋♀️
im praying theyre hot
books: you have a boyfriend jsyk
stars: doesnt mean dilfs and milfs cease to exist
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
glasses: ^^^^
ginger: okay shh
theyre introducing him
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bad bitches
blaise: anyone else see how bailee and harry's jaw dropped in sync
ginny: can you blame them?
ron: you have a girlfriend btw
luna: i actually agree with ginny
hermione: i agree with them both
hes attractive
theo: i mean i have a girlfriend so..
ron: dont worry
she was talking about how she was hoping the new professor will be hot
theo: well then
....
what they said
a man cant lie
blaise: harry and bailee have been real quiet
ginny: @bailee @harry what do you guys think😏😏😏😏😏😏
hermione: maybe they are busy drooling
harry: SHUT UP
ALL OF YOU
bailee: RIGHT NOW
WE BEG
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familee (extended)
mini prongs: @padfoot @prongs @moony @lilyflower
lilyflower: yes harry???
moony: is it urgent or something?
prongs: hello offspring
padfoot: hello prongs sperm
lilyflower: padfoot what the fuck
padfoot: wow lily cussing
im sorry
mini prongs: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
YOU KNOW HOW UMBRIDGE WAS FIRED?????
moony: yes
prongs: that bitch
mini prongs: WE GOT A NEW PROFESSOR
padfoot: i know theyre hot if you are reacting like this
mini prongs: youre going to regret that...
mini moony: ITS REGULUS
AS IN UNCLE REGGIE
AS IN YOUR BROTHER
padfoot: I-
I JUST RHOUGHT MY BROTHER WAS HOT
GOODBYE
(padfoot is offline)
moony: lol
so regulus is the new dada professor?
prongs: go him
i knew hed be a dada professor
lilyflower: we all did
mini moony: i thought he lived in france
moony: he did
apparently hes back
prongs: a little hurt he didnt text me😔😔
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house of bl*ck
sirius bl*ck: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOURE BACK
regulus bl*ck: lol
sirius bl*ck: little bitch...
where are you living?
do you have a place?
regulus bl*ck: about that...
sirius bl*ck: ???
regulus bl*ck: well when im not at hogwarts, so in the summer, ill be staying at the house
sirius bl*ck: the house??
what house???
regulus bl*ck: like *the* house
sirius bl*ck: OUR OLD HOUSE
WITH KREACHER AND SHIT????
regulus bl*ck: unfortunately
sirius bl*ck: hell no
you are living with me
regulus bl*ck: wont remus and bailee have a problem with it?
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famille❤️
pads: if you are against my brother staying with us during summer say i
bails: ...
moons: ...
bails: absolute crickets
moons: of course he can
bails: i love reggie
favorite uncle
dont tell prongs that tho
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house of bl*ck
sirius bl*ck: [screenshot.img]
regulus bl*ck: lol okay
i love bailee
favorite person in the family
sirius bl*ck: thats so offensive
im offended
regulus bl*ck: 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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twitter
@minimoony: that feeling when your favorite uncle is your new dada professor
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↳@ginnnnnnyyyyy: HES YOUR UNCLE
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@chosenone: YES the gc was very painful to watch
↳@jamespot: "favorite uncle"😢😢
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@minimoony: SORRY youre more like a third dad ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
↳@nottboy: good genes in the family i guess🤷♂️🤷♂️
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@minimoony: i beg you to stop calling my uncle hot🙏🙏🙏its a little weird🙏🙏🙏
@chosenone: the gc calling my honorary uncle hot was not very cash money😔😔
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A/N lol short but i didnt want to add more