the 1 (t.n)

By eacamrynal

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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} More

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
girlfriends
fuck house division
bailee + theo
dear future husband
:)
boy toy fights
best house
operation piss off the family
0/5 stars on yelp
horny mofo
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
newsflash: i didnt like it
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

new professor

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By eacamrynal

hogwarts elite

stars: i cant believe we got shushed by sn*pe

books: i mean you guys were talking during dumbledores speech

ginger: we werent even being loud tho

glasses: anyways
whos ready for the new professor

ginger: 🙋

books: 🙋‍♀️

stars: 🙋‍♀️
im praying theyre hot

books: you have a boyfriend jsyk

stars: doesnt mean dilfs and milfs cease to exist
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

glasses: ^^^^

ginger: okay shh
theyre introducing him

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bad bitches

blaise: anyone else see how bailee and harry's jaw dropped in sync

ginny: can you blame them?

ron: you have a girlfriend btw

luna: i actually agree with ginny

hermione: i agree with them both
hes attractive

theo: i mean i have a girlfriend so..

ron: dont worry
she was talking about how she was hoping the new professor will be hot

theo: well then
....
what they said
a man cant lie

blaise: harry and bailee have been real quiet

ginny: @bailee @harry what do you guys think😏😏😏😏😏😏

hermione: maybe they are busy drooling

harry: SHUT UP
ALL OF YOU

bailee: RIGHT NOW
WE BEG

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familee (extended)

mini prongs: @padfoot @prongs @moony @lilyflower

lilyflower: yes harry???

moony: is it urgent or something?

prongs: hello offspring

padfoot: hello prongs sperm

lilyflower: padfoot what the fuck

padfoot: wow lily cussing
im sorry

mini prongs: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
YOU KNOW HOW UMBRIDGE WAS FIRED?????

moony: yes

prongs: that bitch

mini prongs: WE GOT A NEW PROFESSOR

padfoot: i know theyre hot if you are reacting like this

mini prongs: youre going to regret that...

mini moony: ITS REGULUS
AS IN UNCLE REGGIE
AS IN YOUR BROTHER

padfoot: I-
I JUST RHOUGHT MY BROTHER WAS HOT
GOODBYE

(padfoot is offline)

moony: lol
so regulus is the new dada professor?

prongs: go him
i knew hed be a dada professor

lilyflower: we all did

mini moony: i thought he lived in france

moony: he did
apparently hes back

prongs: a little hurt he didnt text me😔😔

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house of bl*ck

sirius bl*ck: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOURE BACK

regulus bl*ck: lol

sirius bl*ck: little bitch...
where are you living?
do you have a place?

regulus bl*ck: about that...

sirius bl*ck: ???

regulus bl*ck: well when im not at hogwarts, so in the summer, ill be staying at the house

sirius bl*ck: the house??
what house???

regulus bl*ck: like *the* house

sirius bl*ck: OUR OLD HOUSE
WITH KREACHER AND SHIT????

regulus bl*ck: unfortunately

sirius bl*ck: hell no
you are living with me

regulus bl*ck: wont remus and bailee have a problem with it?

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famille❤️

pads: if you are against my brother staying with us during summer say i

bails: ...

moons: ...

bails: absolute crickets

moons: of course he can

bails: i love reggie
favorite uncle
dont tell prongs that tho

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house of bl*ck

sirius bl*ck: [screenshot.img]

regulus bl*ck: lol okay
i love bailee
favorite person in the family

sirius bl*ck: thats so offensive
im offended

regulus bl*ck: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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twitter

@minimoony: that feeling when your favorite uncle is your new dada professor
[ 18 replies | 0 retweets | 125 likes ]

↳@ginnnnnnyyyyy: HES YOUR UNCLE
↓ ↓ ↓
@chosenone: YES the gc was very painful to watch

@jamespot: "favorite uncle"😢😢
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@minimoony: SORRY youre more like a third dad ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

↳@nottboy: good genes in the family i guess🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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@minimoony: i beg you to stop calling my uncle hot🙏🙏🙏its a little weird🙏🙏🙏

@chosenone: the gc calling my honorary uncle hot was not very cash money😔😔
[ 20 replies | 1 retweet | 216 likes ]

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A/N lol short but i didnt want to add more

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