@theodoren
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beautiful view....oh look bailees here too
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@baileelb: my views better....i can see the lake
↳@theodoren: kinda jealous😣😣
@ginnyweasle: awww theyre growing up @blaisezucchini
↳@blaisezucchini: my kids🙁
@baileelb
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lowkey highkey blushing
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@parvatip: oh no!! you caught the illness😪😪
↳@baileelb: i cant believe myself😔😔
@astoriagg: i remember when he and i had picnics😢 i miss the good old days😢😢
↳@baileelb: PLS WTF IS THIS😭😭😭
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nott family chat
Tiberus: Theodore
theodore: hello to you too father
Tiberus: Your mother and I have spoken to your headmaster and you are to be at the manor for your sister's engagement party. Unfortunately, Dumbledore isn't allowing you to be here for her wedding. I will be having words with the Minister about that.
theodore: what the fuck
Christina: Language, Theodore!
theodore: you cant expect me to miss school for a stupid three day party
no offense alex
Tiberus: It's Alexandra.
alexandra: none taken theo
not too thrilled about the engagement either
and no father, its alex
Tiberus: I don't know what you two are doing butchering each others names. You are Alexandra and Theodore Nott.
Christina: Names aside, we expect you Wednesday, Theodore.
theodore: WEDNESDAY???
THATS LITERALLY TOMORROW
Christina: Yes it is. You will be expected. And as for you, Alexandra. You don't need to be excited about this marriage. Its simply to keep the pureblood flowing.
alexandra: hes probably a second cousin or something
theodore: probably
your babies will have seven heads
alexandra: never doing that
Tiberus: Enough. Both of you.
theodore: you cant force me to go
Tiberus: You will come or there will be consequences.
theodore: the only way im going is if i can take a plus one
Tiberus: Fine.
Christina: Make sure she is proper.
theodore: oh she is
trust me
alexandra: the girl from your instagram?
theodore: yes
Tiberus: Now that we have settled this, you can move to a private chat.
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children of assholes
theo: so
youre an engaged woman now
alex: why yes i am
a lesbian engaged to a man😝🤘
theo: im sorry
alex: shut up
no feelings in this chat
thats gross🙅♀️🙅♀️
theo: LMAO
youre really going to like my 😏girlfriend😏
alex: ill have to knock some sense into her
anyone who will date you is obviously insane
theo: ahahah
back to your engagement
you should honestly just run away
become a muggle
change your identity and stuff
like those movies
alex: its already too close to the wedding
theo: leave him at the altar😜
alex: i might
i actually might
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astoria and theo
astoria: i heard about alex's engagement!!
im so excited for her xx
the party will be fun :)
cant wait :)
when is it?
how long?
i need to know how much to pack 😂
theo: astoria wtaf
you arent my girlfriend anymore
you arent even my friend
i dont even speak to you
why would i bring you?
im bringing my girlfriend
bailee
i think youve heard of her
astoria: of course ive heard of her silly
it'd be smarter to take me
she isnt a pureblood
your parents wont be happy
theo: its almost like thats the whole point
oh and also
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND
NOT YOU
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2 high 2 care
theo: question
bailee: you have a lot of those recently
theo: unfortunately this one wont be as good as the last one
bailee: ...
im intrigued now
theo: will you come to my sisters engagement party with me?
...
tomorrow?
...
for three days?
bailee: three days at your parents house?
as not a pureblood?
theo: you absolutely dont have to
i just might cry if you cant😄
and they arent all bad
my sister is amazing
youll like her
but if you dont want to its fine
bailee: theo ill come
calm down
let me just ask my dads to pull a few strings with ol dumbles
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famille ❤️
bails: fathers
pads: 🤨🤨
bails: sorry
father and padfoot
i forgot about your irrational fear of seeming old
pads:😡
moons: whats up?
bails: do you think you can...pull a few strings with dumbledore so i can go with theo to his sisters engagement party for three days starting tomorrow?
moons: um...sure?
pads: theo as in your boyfriend (😏) theo
theo as in theo nott
as in the pureblood nott family
you, daughter of a werewolf, stepdaughter of a disowned black, and not a pureblood
going to their house?
bails: yes i know
but theo is being forced and he asked me and i want to be there for him
and he said id like his sister
she isnt like the rest of his family
ill be safe
the first sign of danger ill leave
pads: just be careful
i know what its like in one of those houses
bails: yeah i know
i will
pads: now that im done being a p*rent
bails: PLEASE
pads: go off
show everyone up
be the bad b you are
have fun with theo (😏)
moons; okay done
youre allowed to go
just please be careful
itll be a snake pit there
bails: thank you
ily both
mwah mwah😚😚
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2 high 2 care
bailee: dumbles is allowing me to go
so no need to cry
theo: THANK EVERY GOD THERES EVER BEEN
bailee: a little dramatic but okay
theo: operation piss off the family is a go 😎
bailee: 😎
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hogwarts elite
stars: guess whos going into the snake pit for the next three days
ginger: snake pit?
glasses: SLYTHERIN?
WHAT?
books: slytherin?
bailee what are you thinking
just have theo come to gryffindor
stars: NOOO LMAO
im going to theos sisters engagement party
a three day party
its literally going to be hell
glasses: ...
then why are you going??
stars: for theo
and to piss off his parents
books: dumbledores allowing you?
stars: yeah
my dad talked to him and apparently was completely fine with it because he knows how awful the nott's are
which is what pisses me off
if he knows how awful the nott's are why not report them to the minister??
ginger: i agree
glasses: dumbles is a little bitch
books: i agree i agree i agree
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A/N very excited for the next few chapters