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By eacamrynal

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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} More

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
girlfriends
fuck house division
bailee + theo
dear future husband
:)
boy toy fights
best house
0/5 stars on yelp
new professor
horny mofo
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
newsflash: i didnt like it
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

operation piss off the family

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@theodoren

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beautiful view....oh look bailees here too

tagged: @baileelb

@baileelb: my views better....i can see the lake
@theodoren: kinda jealous😣😣

@ginnyweasle: awww theyre growing up @blaisezucchini
@blaisezucchini: my kids🙁

@baileelb

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lowkey highkey blushing

tagged: @theodoren

@parvatip: oh no!! you caught the illness😪😪
@baileelb: i cant believe myself😔😔

@astoriagg: i remember when he and i had picnics😢 i miss the good old days😢😢
@baileelb: PLS WTF IS THIS😭😭😭

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nott family chat

Tiberus: Theodore

theodore: hello to you too father

Tiberus: Your mother and I have spoken to your headmaster and you are to be at the manor for your sister's engagement party. Unfortunately, Dumbledore isn't allowing you to be here for her wedding. I will be having words with the Minister about that.

theodore: what the fuck

Christina: Language, Theodore!

theodore: you cant expect me to miss school for a stupid three day party
no offense alex

Tiberus: It's Alexandra.

alexandra: none taken theo
not too thrilled about the engagement either
and no father, its alex

Tiberus: I don't know what you two are doing butchering each others names. You are Alexandra and Theodore Nott.

Christina: Names aside, we expect you Wednesday, Theodore.

theodore: WEDNESDAY???
THATS LITERALLY TOMORROW

Christina: Yes it is. You will be expected. And as for you, Alexandra. You don't need to be excited about this marriage. Its simply to keep the pureblood flowing.

alexandra: hes probably a second cousin or something

theodore: probably
your babies will have seven heads

alexandra: never doing that

Tiberus: Enough. Both of you.

theodore: you cant force me to go

Tiberus: You will come or there will be consequences.

theodore: the only way im going is if i can take a plus one

Tiberus: Fine.

Christina: Make sure she is proper.

theodore: oh she is
trust me

alexandra: the girl from your instagram?

theodore: yes

Tiberus: Now that we have settled this, you can move to a private chat.

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children of assholes

theo: so
youre an engaged woman now

alex: why yes i am
a lesbian engaged to a man😝🤘

theo: im sorry

alex: shut up
no feelings in this chat
thats gross🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

theo: LMAO
youre really going to like my 😏girlfriend😏

alex: ill have to knock some sense into her
anyone who will date you is obviously insane

theo: ahahah
back to your engagement
you should honestly just run away
become a muggle
change your identity and stuff
like those movies

alex: its already too close to the wedding

theo: leave him at the altar😜

alex: i might
i actually might

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astoria and theo

astoria: i heard about alex's engagement!!
im so excited for her xx
the party will be fun :)
cant wait :)
when is it?
how long?
i need to know how much to pack 😂

theo: astoria wtaf
you arent my girlfriend anymore
you arent even my friend
i dont even speak to you
why would i bring you?
im bringing my girlfriend
bailee
i think youve heard of her

astoria: of course ive heard of her silly
it'd be smarter to take me
she isnt a pureblood
your parents wont be happy

theo: its almost like thats the whole point
oh and also
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND
NOT YOU

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2 high 2 care

theo: question

bailee: you have a lot of those recently

theo: unfortunately this one wont be as good as the last one

bailee: ...
im intrigued now

theo: will you come to my sisters engagement party with me?
...
tomorrow?
...
for three days?

bailee: three days at your parents house?
as not a pureblood?

theo: you absolutely dont have to
i just might cry if you cant😄
and they arent all bad
my sister is amazing
youll like her
but if you dont want to its fine

bailee: theo ill come
calm down
let me just ask my dads to pull a few strings with ol dumbles

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famille ❤️

bails: fathers

pads: 🤨🤨

bails: sorry
father and padfoot
i forgot about your irrational fear of seeming old

pads:😡

moons: whats up?

bails: do you think you can...pull a few strings with dumbledore so i can go with theo to his sisters engagement party for three days starting tomorrow?

moons: um...sure?

pads: theo as in your boyfriend (😏) theo
theo as in theo nott
as in the pureblood nott family
you, daughter of a werewolf, stepdaughter of a disowned black, and not a pureblood
going to their house?

bails: yes i know
but theo is being forced and he asked me and i want to be there for him
and he said id like his sister
she isnt like the rest of his family
ill be safe
the first sign of danger ill leave

pads: just be careful
i know what its like in one of those houses

bails: yeah i know
i will

pads: now that im done being a p*rent

bails: PLEASE

pads: go off
show everyone up
be the bad b you are
have fun with theo (😏)

moons; okay done
youre allowed to go
just please be careful
itll be a snake pit there

bails: thank you
ily both
mwah mwah😚😚

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2 high 2 care

bailee: dumbles is allowing me to go
so no need to cry

theo: THANK EVERY GOD THERES EVER BEEN

bailee: a little dramatic but okay

theo: operation piss off the family is a go 😎

bailee: 😎

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hogwarts elite

stars: guess whos going into the snake pit for the next three days

ginger: snake pit?

glasses: SLYTHERIN?
WHAT?

books: slytherin?
bailee what are you thinking
just have theo come to gryffindor

stars: NOOO LMAO
im going to theos sisters engagement party
a three day party
its literally going to be hell

glasses: ...
then why are you going??

stars: for theo
and to piss off his parents

books: dumbledores allowing you?

stars: yeah
my dad talked to him and apparently was completely fine with it because he knows how awful the nott's are
which is what pisses me off
if he knows how awful the nott's are why not report them to the minister??

ginger: i agree

glasses: dumbles is a little bitch

books: i agree i agree i agree

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A/N very excited for the next few chapters

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