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By eacamrynal

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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} More

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
girlfriends
fuck house division
bailee + theo
:)
boy toy fights
best house
operation piss off the family
0/5 stars on yelp
new professor
horny mofo
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
newsflash: i didnt like it
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

dear future husband

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By eacamrynal

taylor swift fanclub

bailee: fuck james

lily: fuck...james?
what did james do now
at 4 am?

bailee: fuck BETTY'S james
not your james
hes a saint

lily: oh okay
in that case
fuck james😌

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bad bitches

hermione: i just realized that we havent hung out just us in forever
we need to

bailee: yes omg!!
tonight
our dorm
7pm

ginny: can we please do karaoke🙏🙏

blaise: bailee your karaoke machine is sent from the heavens above

ron: the sound is so clear

theo: it goes up so loud

hermione: theres an endless amount of songs on it

bailee: thank my rich dad for it😜

ginny: thank you sirius🙌🙌🙌

harry: no
dont praise him
itll boost his ego

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mum + son

son: mum

mum: son

son: what does it mean when someone is singing enchanted to another person?

mum: by taylor swift?

son: yes

mum: well the song is about a girl saying how she was enchanted to meet someone
enchanted meaning destined or meaning it was bound to happen
its about how she lets down the walls shes built over the years when she sees him
and how she doesnt want this to be the end of their story but wants it to be the first page and have many more to come
why?

son: mum...
do you have that with every song?

mum: not *every* song
only the ones on speak now and a few others

son: well to answer your question
bailee just sang it at our karaoke night and i couldve sworn she was looking at theo the entire time
wait
you werent supposed to know that

mum: oh harry
i was the first person bailee told
now stop texting your mom and go sing some karaoke

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instagram

@hmione

liked by ginnyweasle , harryjames + 318 more

just bailee and me singing "dear future husband" 👀

tagged: @baileelb

@baileelb: our future husbands need to watch out👊
↳@hmione: yeah they do👊

@deanthomass: karaoke and i wasnt invited?? smh 🤦‍♂️
↳@ginnyweasle: we are too cool for you ig🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@harryjames

liked by lilsep , lunalovey + 739 more

live picture of theo and bailee dueting "i dont wanna live forever" by zayn and taylor swift

tagged: @theodoren , @baileelb

@blaisezucchini: the hand👀👀
@ginnyweasle: 👀👀 we are on the same wavelength bff

@theodoren: best duet in the history of duets if i do say so myself
@baileelb: retweet✊

@ginnyweasle

liked by blaisezucchini , theodoren + 418 more

GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SING THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHE CAN SING

tagged: @lunalovey

@baileelb: lunas voice>>>
@hmione: lunas dance moves>>>
@ginnyweasle: luna>>>

@theodoren

liked by astoriagg , baileelb + 518 more

just da boys🥶🥶🥶

tagged: @harryjames , @blaisezucchini , @roonilwazlib

@baileelb: photo creds to me
@harryjames: thank you photographer 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

@hmione: ive never seen a picture where ron is looking at the camera
@blaisezucchini: so you *want* him to look at the camera?

@astoriagg: i like your pink shorts theo!!☺️😚
@theodoren: um...thanks??

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honorary siblings

POTTAH: you like theo dont you

LB: what happened to hello? how are you? good morning to my favorite sibling who isnt actually my sibling?

POTTAH: ...

LB: yes
istg if you tell him
im going to beat you up

POTTAH: WHY CANT I
HE LITERALLY SIMPS OVER YOU LIKE ALL THE TIME IN THE BOYS GC
shit
i wasnt supposed to say that
suddenly you are blind okay?

LB: suddenly im blind👩‍🦯

POTTAH: good

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future milfs

bailee: that feeling when you find out your crush likes you back😜🤪😝😜🤪😝🤪😜😝🤪🤪😜🤪😝🤪😝🤪🤪😝😜😝😝😜😝🤪

hermione: YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT ON US

ginny: PLEASE EXPLAIN

hermione: WHAT DID HE SAY???

bailee: HE didnt say anything
harry let it slip
so technically i dont know
because i suddenly went blind
just like you guys
youre suddenly blind
because i told harry i wouldnt tell

ginny: OKAY BUT HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW???

bailee: did you not see the emojis i used?

hermione: oh right
sorry
forgot you express your feelings using emojis

ginny: BRUH

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gingers

ginny: you were friends with remus in school right?
thats a dumb question
were you super close to him?

lily: hi ginny
yes i was
why?

ginny: did he ever talk about his feelings

lily: please
that boy was more closed off than anyone ive ever met

ginny: so its a genetic defect then
got it

lily: im guessing bailee isnt expressing her emotions?

ginny: shes doing it in her own way
that way being "😜🤪😝😜🤪😝🤪😜😝🤪🤪😜🤪😝🤪😝🤪🤪😝😜😝😝😜😝🤪"

lily: oh my
why?

ginny: THEO LIKES HER BACK
AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS USE EMOJIS
everyone with a lupin gene needs to find a way to express their feelings

lily: i agree with you 100%

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theo and james

theo: you pined over lily for years didnt you?

james: yes
many many years
but it was worth it
why

theo: i dont know how you did it
ive liked a girl since the beginning of fifth year and have been dying ever since knowing she doesnt like me

james: are we talking about bailee?

theo: ...

james: mate...
she likes you
trust me

theo: thats what harry, blaise, ron, and ginny seem to think but they dont have any evidence

james: trust me
she does

theo: but how do you know?

james: ive seen the texts between her and lily
but you didnt hear that from me  you heard it from...
the grapevine

theo: ...
southpark?

james: only the best show out there

theo: 🤝

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best family members

james: you are killing theo without even knowing

bailee: um hello to you too james
what do you mean?

james: i mean exactly what i said

bailee: killing him
thats a bit dramatic

james: maybe
but for the sake of everyone
please live up to the chat name and ask him on a date

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2 high 2 care

theo: hey

bailee: omg...

theo: what??

bailee: i was just about to text you

theo: same wavelength💆💆

bailee: yes💆‍♀️💆‍♀️
anyways
what did you need?

theo: ive just got a quick question
you can say no
but
do you want to go to hogsmeade with me this weekend?

bailee: yeah of course
we always do

theo: yes but i mean like *with* me
like *only* me
like on a *date* with *only* me

bailee: SHUT THE FUCK UP
KANDNFJSJSBSJ

theo: um...what

bailee: we really are on the same wavelength babes
i was just about to ask you literally the same thing

theo: STOP
so is it a yes?

bailee: yes its a yes

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A/N ta-da!!

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