taylor swift fanclub
bailee: fuck james
lily: fuck...james?
what did james do now
at 4 am?
bailee: fuck BETTY'S james
not your james
hes a saint
lily: oh okay
in that case
fuck james😌
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bad bitches
hermione: i just realized that we havent hung out just us in forever
we need to
bailee: yes omg!!
tonight
our dorm
7pm
ginny: can we please do karaoke🙏🙏
blaise: bailee your karaoke machine is sent from the heavens above
ron: the sound is so clear
theo: it goes up so loud
hermione: theres an endless amount of songs on it
bailee: thank my rich dad for it😜
ginny: thank you sirius🙌🙌🙌
harry: no
dont praise him
itll boost his ego
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mum + son
son: mum
mum: son
son: what does it mean when someone is singing enchanted to another person?
mum: by taylor swift?
son: yes
mum: well the song is about a girl saying how she was enchanted to meet someone
enchanted meaning destined or meaning it was bound to happen
its about how she lets down the walls shes built over the years when she sees him
and how she doesnt want this to be the end of their story but wants it to be the first page and have many more to come
why?
son: mum...
do you have that with every song?
mum: not *every* song
only the ones on speak now and a few others
son: well to answer your question
bailee just sang it at our karaoke night and i couldve sworn she was looking at theo the entire time
wait
you werent supposed to know that
mum: oh harry
i was the first person bailee told
now stop texting your mom and go sing some karaoke
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instagram
@hmione
liked by ginnyweasle , harryjames + 318 more
just bailee and me singing "dear future husband" 👀
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: our future husbands need to watch out👊
↳@hmione: yeah they do👊
@deanthomass: karaoke and i wasnt invited?? smh 🤦♂️
↳@ginnyweasle: we are too cool for you ig🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
@harryjames
liked by lilsep , lunalovey + 739 more
live picture of theo and bailee dueting "i dont wanna live forever" by zayn and taylor swift
tagged: @theodoren , @baileelb
@blaisezucchini: the hand👀👀
↳@ginnyweasle: 👀👀 we are on the same wavelength bff
@theodoren: best duet in the history of duets if i do say so myself
↳@baileelb: retweet✊
@ginnyweasle
liked by blaisezucchini , theodoren + 418 more
GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SING THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHE CAN SING
tagged: @lunalovey
@baileelb: lunas voice>>>
↳@hmione: lunas dance moves>>>
↳@ginnyweasle: luna>>>
@theodoren
liked by astoriagg , baileelb + 518 more
just da boys🥶🥶🥶
tagged: @harryjames , @blaisezucchini , @roonilwazlib
@baileelb: photo creds to me
↳@harryjames: thank you photographer 🧎♂️🧎♂️
@hmione: ive never seen a picture where ron is looking at the camera
↳@blaisezucchini: so you *want* him to look at the camera?
@astoriagg: i like your pink shorts theo!!☺️😚
↳@theodoren: um...thanks??
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honorary siblings
POTTAH: you like theo dont you
LB: what happened to hello? how are you? good morning to my favorite sibling who isnt actually my sibling?
POTTAH: ...
LB: yes
istg if you tell him
im going to beat you up
POTTAH: WHY CANT I
HE LITERALLY SIMPS OVER YOU LIKE ALL THE TIME IN THE BOYS GC
shit
i wasnt supposed to say that
suddenly you are blind okay?
LB: suddenly im blind👩🦯
POTTAH: good
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future milfs
bailee: that feeling when you find out your crush likes you back😜🤪😝😜🤪😝🤪😜😝🤪🤪😜🤪😝🤪😝🤪🤪😝😜😝😝😜😝🤪
hermione: YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT ON US
ginny: PLEASE EXPLAIN
hermione: WHAT DID HE SAY???
bailee: HE didnt say anything
harry let it slip
so technically i dont know
because i suddenly went blind
just like you guys
youre suddenly blind
because i told harry i wouldnt tell
ginny: OKAY BUT HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW???
bailee: did you not see the emojis i used?
hermione: oh right
sorry
forgot you express your feelings using emojis
ginny: BRUH
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gingers
ginny: you were friends with remus in school right?
thats a dumb question
were you super close to him?
lily: hi ginny
yes i was
why?
ginny: did he ever talk about his feelings
lily: please
that boy was more closed off than anyone ive ever met
ginny: so its a genetic defect then
got it
lily: im guessing bailee isnt expressing her emotions?
ginny: shes doing it in her own way
that way being "😜🤪😝😜🤪😝🤪😜😝🤪🤪😜🤪😝🤪😝🤪🤪😝😜😝😝😜😝🤪"
lily: oh my
why?
ginny: THEO LIKES HER BACK
AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS USE EMOJIS
everyone with a lupin gene needs to find a way to express their feelings
lily: i agree with you 100%
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theo and james
theo: you pined over lily for years didnt you?
james: yes
many many years
but it was worth it
why
theo: i dont know how you did it
ive liked a girl since the beginning of fifth year and have been dying ever since knowing she doesnt like me
james: are we talking about bailee?
theo: ...
james: mate...
she likes you
trust me
theo: thats what harry, blaise, ron, and ginny seem to think but they dont have any evidence
james: trust me
she does
theo: but how do you know?
james: ive seen the texts between her and lily
but you didnt hear that from me you heard it from...
the grapevine
theo: ...
southpark?
james: only the best show out there
theo: 🤝
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best family members
james: you are killing theo without even knowing
bailee: um hello to you too james
what do you mean?
james: i mean exactly what i said
bailee: killing him
thats a bit dramatic
james: maybe
but for the sake of everyone
please live up to the chat name and ask him on a date
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2 high 2 care
theo: hey
bailee: omg...
theo: what??
bailee: i was just about to text you
theo: same wavelength💆💆
bailee: yes💆♀️💆♀️
anyways
what did you need?
theo: ive just got a quick question
you can say no
but
do you want to go to hogsmeade with me this weekend?
bailee: yeah of course
we always do
theo: yes but i mean like *with* me
like *only* me
like on a *date* with *only* me
bailee: SHUT THE FUCK UP
KANDNFJSJSBSJ
theo: um...what
bailee: we really are on the same wavelength babes
i was just about to ask you literally the same thing
theo: STOP
so is it a yes?
bailee: yes its a yes
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A/N ta-da!!