bad bitches
bailee: i thought that being away from umbridge for a month would make her more tolerable
but alas
i was wrong
harry: youve come on here evey single day for the past two weeks to complain about her
ron: we have her as well
we know how awful she is
hermione: if it bothers you so much mute the chat
theo: dont worry bailee
i agree🤞
bailee: thank you theo🤞
theo: your welcome
now
does anyone feel like hanging out
in desperate need to get out of the slytherin common room
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(blaise created a new chat)
(blaise added ginny, harry, hermione, luna, and ron)
(blaise named the chat bailee + theo)
blaise: EVERYONE SAY NO
ginny: YES PLEASE
I LOVE THIS
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bad bitches
theo: hello?
blaise: i cant
snape is making me work with some first years on their potions work
ginny: luna and i cant
we are having gf time😁😏
ron: um
didnt need to know that
bailee: beee who youuuu aaaare fooor yourrrr priiiiiideeeee🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
ron: well i cant
harry: same
hermione: im studying right now
sorry :((
theo: bailee??
bailee: oh i can
you can come over to the dorm
theo: PERFECT
On my way!
blaise: On my way!
luna: On my way!
ron: On my way!
ginny: On my way!
harry: On my way!
hermione: On my way!
theo: i hate you all
bailee: well since you said "On my way!"
stop by the kitchens for food
please🙏🙏
theo: on it
hermione: please dont make the elves make you anything!
theo: i wont granger
i never do
#spew4life
hermione: #spew4life
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bailee + theo
luna: so why did we say no?
ginny: oh hun
do you not see the tension between those two?
we need to get them together
for their own good
blaise: that is right
its for their well being
and our sanity
ron: i cant deal with their constant flirting in the gc
harry: its bordering on unbearable
hermione: you guys do realize that if they get together
theyll do it more often
blaise: well heres to hoping they do it in private
not on the gc
or at least make it less common
luna: i think theyre cute together
ginny: good
now we are all on board
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future milfs
bailee: you fuckers did that on purpose
ginny: im gonna be honest with you
yes
hermione: but it wasnt even our idea
it was blaise's
ginny: so theo must😏😏
and also
i wasnt lying
i am having gf time with my gf
hermione: and i am studying
with matt
ginny: matt like
ravenclaw sixth year matt
bailee: matt like
hot ravenclaw sixth year matt??
hermione: yes
bailee: what about ron?
hermione: ron hasnt shown any interest
bailee: babes...
ginny: i will knock sense into my brother
and then into you
now bailee
go have 😏fun😏 with theo
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2 high 2 care
bailee: where are you?
im hungry
going to starve to death
theo: im at the door
now let me in
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instagram
@baileelb
liked by harryjames , rjlupin + 852 more
he is a very good model :)
tagged: @theodoren
@theodoren: i look pretty good ngl
↳@baileelb: i must be a good makeup artist
@harryjames: @ginnyweasle !!
↳@ginnyweasle: @lunalovey !!!!!!
↳@lunalovey: @hmione !!!
↳@hmione: @blaisezucchini !!!!
↳@blaisezucchini: @roonilwazlib !!!!!!
↳@roobilwazlib: omg...
@theodoren
liked by blaisezucchini , astoriagg + 707 more
i have no clue what monopoly is but im pretty shit at it
tagged: @baileelb
@baileelb: its called capitalism babes...
↳@theodoren: wtf?
@harryjames: @ginnyweasle !!!!
↳@ginnyweasle: @lunalovey !!!!
↳@lunalovey: @hmione !!!!!!
↳@hmione: @blaisezucchini !!!!!!
↳@blaisezucchini: @roonilwazlib !!!!
↳@roobilwazlib: oh my god!!!
@ginnyweasle
liked by baileelb , hmione + 391 more
just girlfriends doing girlfriend things
tagged: @lunalovey
@baileelb: im so single
↳@hmione: ^^
↳@blaisezucchini: @theodoren
↳@ginnyweasle: @roonilwazlib
@dracomal: Weasley, what is this? What are you doing with Lovegood? That isn't right.
↳@ginnyweasle: get the fuck off my page m*lfoy
@dracomal has been blocked by @ginnyweasle
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bad bitches
bailee: can i get a fuck dr*co m*lfoy chain in the chat
harry: fuck dr*co m*lfoy👊
ron: fuck dr*co m*lfoy😤
hermione: fuck dr*co m*lfoy!!!!
luna: fuck dr*co m*lfoy
ginny: FUCK DR*CO M*LFOY!!!!!!!!
blaise: FUCK. DR*CO. M*LFOY!!!!!!!!!
theo: fuck dr*co m*lfoy😒😒😒
that little ferret boy😒😒😒
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and they were roommates 😯
parvati: so
@bailee
feel like explaining what i walked into the dorm to see earlier??
bailee: huh??
hermione: what is it!!!
parvati:
hermione: OH MY GOD
bailee: idk what that is 🤷♀️
youve got the wrong dorm i think
lavender: who is that
parvati: mr theodore nott
lavender: ew really?
hermione: ew?
bailee: bitch wtf
wdym ew
lavender: i mean hes a slytherin
bailee: did you miss the whole "fuck house division" the other week?
him sitting at our table since then?
lavender: well you never know...
hermione: no we know
hes not a normal slytherin
bailee: hasnt been for a while
lavender: yeah but
parvati: lav just please stop
(lavender is offline)
parvati: she needs to stay offline more often
hermione: ^^
bailee: ^^
parvati: n e ways
you and theo😏
bailee: BYE
(bailee is offline)
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bailee + theo
(hermione added parvati)
hermione: welcome
ginny: to the cult
ron: gin wtf
luna: hi parvati!!
parvati: hi guys
harry: so you see it too
parvati: yes😏😏
hermione: show them
parvati:
blaise: OH MY FUCKING GOD
LETS GO
ITS HAPPENING
SOON
VERY SOON
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2 high 2 care
bailee: youre welcome
theo: for...
bailee: defending you
theo: oh?
bailee: you say that a lot
anyways
lavender was talking about how youre "ew" because youre a slytherin
so i was like bitch wtf no
and hermione was like hes not a normal slytherin
and i was like not for a long time actually
then she went offline
theo: damn
thanks
bailee: no problem :)
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bad bitches
harry: @bailee up before 8 am??
whaaaat
luna: must be a miracle
theo: damn
are you sick?
bailee: ITS ALREADY 8 AM????
harry: well
i take it you havent gone to bed yet
ginny: wtf have you been doing
bailee: watching shadow and bone
well
watching shadow and bone for the plot aka freddy carter🤩🤩🤩
theo: i could never
bailee: he lowk reminds me of you
a little bit
ginny: ...
bailee: wait