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what if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic} Altro

introduction
lily is a milf
green jumper
fuck house division
bailee + theo
dear future husband
:)
boy toy fights
best house
operation piss off the family
0/5 stars on yelp
new professor
horny mofo
love doctor
romione4lyfe
dress by taylor swift
newsflash: i didnt like it
happy birthday problem child
the royalty of costume parties
back to school
lets jump the snake
i need emotional support
fuck hypothetical space

girlfriends

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baddest bitches

blaise: party day 🗣🗣

ginny: expect us at 9 sharp potter

harry: will do!

bailee: everyone please stfu
i beg
its only 10 am

hermione: only??
ive been up since 7

ron: of course you have mione

hermione: is that an insult ronald??

blaise: oooo not the full name

ron: it's not an insult

luna: ive been up since six
it's not a big deal

bailee: SIX
AS IN 6 AM???
how do you live like that luna😟😟😟😟

theo: i thought you were leaving
going back to sleep

bailee: i am
goodbye psycho people

ron: now that the bitch is gone

bailee: ronald what the fuck
i thought what we had was real :((((

ron: its true🤷🤷
gotta keep it real in the gc

hermione: ron
dont say that
that was mean

ron: okay i wont anymore
sorry

theo: *cough cough* whipped *cough cough*

bailee: *cough cough* in love *cough cough*

blaise: *cough cough* angry love confession when? *cough cough*

luna: *cough cough* friends to lovers *cough cough*

harry: *cough cough* shipped it since first year *cough cough*

ginny: *cough cough* so much tension *cough cough*

hermione: guys??

bailee: sorry
ANYWAYS
im going back to sleep

blaise: harry
are your parents allowing alc tonight?

hermione: have you met james potter??

luna: once he offered me some cause i looked like i needed it
we were at the train station

ginny: ugh
i love that man
if i was attracted to men id be simping for him so hard

harry: what is it with you and bailee being in love with my parents???

theo: stop having such lovable parents i guess

ginny: me and bailee have great taste in people i guess

bailee: your right
luna is a great girl
love her

ginny: I-
so is theo🥰🥰

luna: ...

theo: ...

(bailee is offline)

(ginny is offline)

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hot bitches

bailee: WHAT DID WE JUST GET OURSELF INTO

ginny: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

bailee: I JUST DID IT AS A JOKE

ginny: I JUST DID IT IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT

bailee: i didn't mean to
sorry
very tired and grumpy

ginny: i didn't mean to either
what do you always blame my impulsiveness on?

bailee: your aries rising
FUCK
HTSKYDLUSULD

ginny: WHAT

bailee: HES TYPING

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2 high 2 care

theo: so...

bailee: so...

theo: the gc...

bailee: ah yes
the gc
very lovely people in it

theo: yes
love them
the ginger girl had something to say today i thought was interesting

bailee: mmmm ginny
she does have interesting thoughts

theo: feel like explaining

bailee: sure sure
i may have had a teensy
tiny
small
microscopic crush on you

theo: oh?

bailee: yeah
i don't anymore
it was last year

theo: oh
okay
cool
just checking

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cool kids

luna: hi ginny :)

ginny: luna!!
hi!!

luna: was what bailee said today correct?

ginny: well
sorta??

luna: really?

ginny: yes
i do like you
and you are a really great girl
so not sorta
very much true

luna: oh

ginny: oh?
good oh or bad oh

luna: good
very good actually

ginny: really?

luna: yes

ginny: so...?

luna: i do like you
very much

ginny: great
cool
great

luna: so...?

ginny: do you want to be my girlfriend?
maybe?

luna: actually
i would love to

ginny: YAY AWESOME
i mean
okay yay :)))))

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hot bitches

bailee: i think that made things very awkward with theo

ginny: oh no
why
im sorry

bailee: no no
youre fine
he just ended the convo weird ig
did luna say anything to you?

ginny: actually
she did

bailee: good or bad??

ginny: GOOD
VERY GOOD

bailee: are you guys...

ginny: YES WE ARE

bailee: OMGGGG
YAYYY
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUU

ginny: SO AM I
sorry about theo tho

bailee: IM NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW

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hogwarts elite

ginger: guys
do you think my sister is lesbian?

stars: ron wtf
yes???
she came out like...last year

books: after she broke harrys heart

glasses: that add on was unessesary hermione

stars: it was very nessesary
forget villain origin story
you were her gay origin story

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instagram

@baileelb

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idk where hes going and idc if he comes back

tagged: @theodoren

@theodoren: i saw one of your aunts when i came in so i wanted to say hi
@baileelb: dorcas???
@theodoren: yes🤤
@marlsmc: um hello hi im her wife

@hmione: it would be a quiet peaceful day if he never came back
@ginnyweasle: retweet!!!!!!

@ginnyweasle

liked by baileelb, harryjames + 305 more

we out here beating everyone

tagged: @parvatip

@blaisezucchini: no way you can beat me and theo
@ginweasle: dont underestimate us zucchini
@parvatip: its on😎
@theodoren: they beat us

@pansypug: a party i wasnt unvited to? disappointing
@dracomal: It definitely wasn't fun then.
@ginweasle: ew wtf get off my page before i barf

@harryjames

liked by theodoren, baileelb + 602 more

fun hermione is coming out

tagged: @hmione , @baileelb

@lunalovey: shes going to sober up and hate it
@roonilwazlib: and hate harry for posting it

@baileelb: fun hermione comes out...sober bailee comes out😒😒
@theodoren: bailee? sober? whaaaaat
@baileelb: gotta make sure my gf is fine i don't want her to embarrass herself

@lunalovey

liked by roonilwazlib , nevillelongbottom +218 more

update: she sobered up and hates it

tagged: @hmione , @baileelb

@harrypotter: as ron suspected...she hates me for posting that picture
@ginnyweasle: ew dont say ron is right itll go to his head

@roonilwazlib: is she okay? does she need water or anything?
@hmione: its okay ron, i dont need anything
@roonilwazlib: alright just checking
@baileelb: @theodoren !!!!!!!!!
@theodoren: jdndjsjsnwjsk

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baddest bitches

ginny: i was going to come to the gc and complain about the massive hangover i had
until i remembered i have a girlfriend now
so it magically disappeared

hermione: WHAT
SINCE WHEN

ginny: yesterday😎
before the party😎

blaise: HOLY SHIT
is it...

ginny: YES IT IS

blaise: YES OMG
SHIP IS SAILED
only one more to go iykwim

ginny: yes i do know what you mean😏😏

harry: do you want to share who it is?

luna: me😊

blaise: YES
IVE BEEN WAITING

theo: ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!

hermione: so happy for you guys :)

harry: omg yay!

ron: nice
@bailee youve been quite

bailee: lol
i already knew
they definitely know how happy i am for them

ginny: thats true

luna: ^^

hermione: she knew before me?
rude😒😒

bailee: sorry mione!!!

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A/N thanks for reading :)

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