new chat
bailee: JAMES
JAMES
JAMES
JAMESSSSS
james istg
learn how to answer texts
unknown number: ayo??
idk who james is
bailee: that fucker
he gave me the wrong number
unknown number: sorry mate
(read 3:16 pm)
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honorary siblings
LB: POTTAH
POTTAH: LB
LB: whats your fathers number
he gave me the wrong number and i need to text him ab christmas
were going in together with a present for padfoot
POTTAH: *** *** 5293
LB: THANK YOU
ILY
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famille ❤️
moons: so
pads: so?
bails: so.
moons: oh fuck off
both of you
bails: *gasp*
youd say that to your own daughter
your own blood???
disappointed dad😔😔
moons: you're not even his biological daughter and you're just as dramatic as sirius
pads: i know thats supposed to be an insult to the both of us but im choosing to take it as a compliment
were cool asf
bails: me too🤝
moons: ANYWAYS
how would you guys feel about spending christmas at the burrow??
well just christmas eve and day
yes padfoot james will be there
yes bailee harry will be there
pads: fine with me
bails: im down
also i wouldnt care if harry wasnt there
but id be devastated if lily wasnt🙁🙁🙁
pads: you sound like prongs from years 1 to 6
bails: fine with me
lilys a milf
my marriage proposal is still up for grabs
moons: shes also like your aunt and mother figure
pads: and that would be like incest
ive experienced enough of that for three lifetimes
bails: GOODBYE😭😭😭
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hogwarts elite
stars: guess what the topic of conversation was in my family groupchat today
glasses: me?
stars: bring that leo ego down a bit
no
books: christmas?
stars: no
well yes
but thats not what im talking about
ginger: nina dobrev?
stars: no
incest🤩
books: okay what the fuck??
how did that start
stars: well, hermione
let me catch you up on my dads (padfoot) lineage
cousins marrying cousins
sisters marrying brothers
purest of the pure bloods
and it started when i mentioned how lily is a milf
books: valid
ginger: valid
glasses: um???
stars: anyway guess who is going to the burrow christmas eve and day
ginger: nina dobrev?????
stars: bitch wtf is your obsession with her??
how do you even know who she is??
books: i made him watch tvd
stars: great show
anyways
me
i will be at the burrow
and milf lily
glasses: im out🚶
stars: nooo harold come back
ginger: face the facts
books: christmas eve will be a bunch of fun :)))
ginger: mione youre coming?
books: i do almost every year?
ginger: right right
glasses: ...
stars: ...
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new chat
unknown number: so what did you need this james for
bailee: oh
hes best friends with my dads and were going in on a present for one of them
unknown number: ahh gotcha
im not a creep i promise
just bored
bailee: no youre good
im bored too
but may i ask
why you are awake at 4 in the morning
(assuming you are in the same timezone as me)
unknown number: drank a coffee like an hour ago
bailee: coffee??
at 3am??
who thinks of that
unknown number: i was thirsty
bailee: is there not water where you are
unknown number: PLEASE
let me live🙏🙏🙏
you cant be bashing me while youre also up at 4am
bailee: insomnia🤩
unknown number: oh shit
does that mean you never sleep
like ever
bailee: i do sleep sometimes
its different for everyone
i wont sleep for like 48 hours and be completely fine then sleep 14 hours straight
unknown number: sounds nice
bailee: not all the time
unknown number: i can feel the sleep about to hit
so goodnight insomniac
bailee: goodnight phsycopath
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insomniacs 🤝
number 1: are you sobbing???
number 2: yes
mind your own fucking business
number 1: damn okay
are you alright though?
number 2: i just watched both amazing spiderman movies
the second one hurt
did you know dad looks a lot like andrew garfield???
number 1: yes
thats why im in love with both
number 2: kinda mad i cant be in love with him
cause i can only see dad
number 1: lmao imagine
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new chat
phsycopath: did you end up sleeping last night?
insomniac: yes i did
crying really helps you get tired doesnt it
phsycopath: it does
and im not even going to ask about the crying thing
insomniac: good
cause its a little embarrassing
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(ginny created a new chat)(ginny names the chat "baddest bitches")
(ginny added bailee, luna, hermione, ron, harry, theo, and blaise)
baddest bitches
ginny: a little criminal how we didnt have a groupchat before this
blaise: damn
i didnt even realize
harry: how dare us
ginny: and youre all coming over on christmas so it was definitely a must
hermione: that makes sense
makes it easier to communicate
harry: @theo @blaise how does it feel to be in a gc with gr*ffindors
blaise: i mean we are bad bitches
right theo?
theo: right blaise
bailee: LAJEHFUSJNA
WHAT
theo: PLEASE
LMAOODJNDJEAU
bailee: HOW DID I NOT KNOW IT WAS YOU
theo: i shouldve known at the insomnia bit
you insomniac bitch
bailee: you shouldve
also fuck you psychopath
theo: hurt you didnt have my number memorized💔💔
ginny: either of you care to explain what the fuck just happened
theo: no❤️
ginny: alright then
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future milfs
ginny: ???
bailee: lmao
no❤️
ginny: you bitch
hermione: please explain
im begging
ginny: i need to know if we can take the "future" out of the gc name
bailee: fine
james gave me the wrong number last week and it just so happened to be theos number
weve been texting a lot since then lol
hermione: youve been flirting with the guy you've liked since third year
and you're not more excited?
bailee: i havent liked him since third year
get your heads out of the gutter
ginny: okay sarah cameron😀✋
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A/N this was lowkey short lol ill make the other ones longer