Will:Hey Guys,Get Ready for A hero Who's Perverted And Crazy.
Alya:Wait,What does that Mean?
(Y/n) & Will:You'll See.
The screen showed a highway bridge on which (Y/n) was sitting, with his legs hanging, in A hero costume That Had Colors Of Red And Black And Even Covered with A mask on. A small radio was sitting beside him and there was A Drawing Of Him written on a paper but it Seem to be taped to it and He was seen to make a crud crayon drawing of him shooting Someone with the words "Hi,I'm Francis!" written above. He was listening to the beat that was playing on the radio as he completed his drawing And Then as the camera zoomed closer to his face,he looked at the screen and spoke.
Deadpool:Wha–? Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own Chapter? I can't tell you. But it does rhyme with..Polverine And Jinja Nomic..And let me tell ya,They got a nice pair of smooth criminals down there...
Will:HEY!My Boss Has NEVER Done Anything Like That With You!!
Weiss:You Do Realize You're Talking To A Screen?
Out of the Blur,Deadpool Looked Directly At.....Them?
Deadpool:Hey!Watch It,Ice Queen!They Don't Call Me "Merc With a Mouth" For Nothing.
Silence Ran Through The Theater As Everyone Had To Process What Just Happened As Some On Screen Managed to Talk to Them!
Everyone(Except Real world):WHAT THE HELL!?
Weiss:HOW IS HE TALKING TO US!?
Deadpool:Because I'm Awesome!
Will:Deadpool,Just Show Something!
Deadpool:Show Something?OKAY!
(Imagine She's Nude)
Deadpool Pulled Up An Image Of Artemis,Ninjacomix's WIFE Being NAKED!
Will:NOT THAT YOU IDIOT!Now,He's Gonna Kill Us!
Everyone Was currently Trying to Ignore the Picture Of the Naked Woman Except The Perverts Because Koneko Knocked The Shit Out of them.
(Y/n):W-who Is That?
Will Sighed And Decided to Explain Who it Is And Hopefully find a way to get deadpool to remove that Picture!
Will:That's Artemis And Her Husband Is My Boss,NinjaComix And This Is Him.
Everyone:You Have A Boss?
Will:Well,Technically More Of a Leader But yeah,He's My Boss And Founder Of The Group I'm Apart Of Called "The Guardians Of The Omniverse" Or Just The Omniverse Council And They Were All Selected To be a Member of the Council By Comix Himself And I Was One Of Them!
Izuku:So Cool!
Akko:Amazing.
Aura:That's Awesome.
Will:Yeah But....It Can Be Boring And Personally,Here's One Of The Reasons That I Bring People To the Theater.......*Begins Crying*I'm Lonely
Everyone:😅😓
Will:MORE IMPORTANTLY!Deadpool,Go Kill Bad Guys!
Deadpool:On It!
He stood on the ledge and Said Maximum effort! As He jumped off!
Blake:Is He Insane!?
(Bf/n) Was about to Answer but Blake Realizes And Says this...
Blake:Don't Answer That.
Soft music was playing inside the SUV when Deadpool crashed through the sunroof While,The driver swerved and hit another car while Deadpool began fighting everyone inside. An elbow to the guy on his right, punch to the face to the guy on his left, a kick to the face to the passenger.
Deadpool:Cock shot!
He then punched the guy in the dick, used him to hit the driver, then threw him out the back.
Kaminari:DUDE!Low-Blow,Man!
Momonga:Even I Felt That And I Don't Even Have One.
Jaune:Phantom Pain,WHY!?
Nora:Hmm,Not bad But He Should've-
(Y/n):Break His Legs,We Know!Jesus Christ!
Deadpool:HA!
Deadpool pointed at the guy hanging onto the bumper.
The guy next to Deadpool grabbed him and threw him into the headrest.
Deadpool:Rich Mistalian Leather!
You mumbled As You were Shoved Straight Right Next To It.
Deadpool:Very nice.
He said as he wiggled out of his grip and wrapped his feet around his head,
Deadpool:I'm looking for Francis!
He twisted and snapped his neck.
Adrien:OH MY GOD!
Chloe(Scared):T-that's Ridiculous.
Shadow:It Gets The Job Done,Though.
Deadpool:Have you seen this man?
Deadpool asked the men in the front seats as he showed them his crudely drawn picture But The passenger proceeded to slam his head into the radio.
Cause Everytime We....
Slam, "Ow."
What would Brian Boitano do....
Slam, "Ow."
Never Gonna Give You Up......
Slam, "Ow."
Everything Is Awesome......
Jiro:Those Songs Don't Sound Half Bad
Ashido:I Could Dance To It.
(Y/n)/Deadpool:Yanky, yanky!
Deadpool grabbed his gun and shot the driver Except When he saw a man on a bike pull beside him and start shooting at the SUV And The passenger was dead,So You kicked him out colliding with the man on the bike. Deadpool noticed the man in back began to climb back in,he punched the driver's wound and slammed his hand on the gas. He pressed the cigarette lighter as the SUV collided with another in the convoy. Deadpool had his foot pressing the driver to the window, while he had the other guy in a head lock. The lighter was done, and he pressed it to his forehead. As he opened his mouth to scream Deadpool shoved it into his mouth.
(Y/n):*Laughs*Now That's Gotta Hurt!
Deadpool:I've never said this before, but don't swallow.
Tatsumi:HA!
The SUV from before pulled alongside him. Deadpool used his foot to steer into the other making the car roll. There was another motorcycle man in front of him and he grabbed his belt. As the car rolled And everything was lined up perfectly.
Deadpool:Shit.......Did I leave the stove on?
The car resumed rolling And It was either all timed really well or Deadpool had one hell of a lucky streak, but one man was crushed, motorcycle's head was cut off, another was thrown into a sign becoming red paste.
(B/n):Yikes!
The SUV landed while all the civilians slammed on their brakes and bolted out of their cars. The rest of the escort pulled up to the one Deadpool Aka You were in.
The men slowly approached the car.
deadpool pressed a button rolling down the window.
Deadpool:Hey!
Deadpool poked his head up only to be greeted by them shooting him,
Deadpool:WAIT!
Deadpool shot his hands up,
Deadpool:You may be wondering why the red suit, well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed!This guy has the right idea!
Nino:How?
he pointed to one of them Who Was Wearing Brown Pants
Deadpool:He wore the brown pants!
He looked down at his brown pants, then shot at Deadpool.
Deadpool:Fine!I only have 12 bullets so you're going to have to share!
Deadpool drew his guns then looked back at the audience.
Deadpool:Ruby, let's see if you can keep up little my adorable little weapon nut.
Ruby:Um.....Okay?I'll Try.
Deadpool jumped out of the car with a spin, he fired one round with the casing imprinted
Deadpool:12.
While still in the air he fired another labeled
Deadpool:11.
He landed behind the car while the resumed shooting.
Another motorcycle came around the car and shot Deadpool
Deadpool:Shit.
Deadpool wiggle his finger through the hole.
Deadpool:Motherfucker!
he looked at the shoot through the hole in his arm.
Deadpool:10 he fired and missed
Deadpool:Shit.
Deadpool:9
he missed again,
Deadpool:Fuck.
Deadpool:8.
the motorcycle was coming around for a second time but Deadpool missed again
Deadpool:ShitFuck!
Coral:Really?That's Just Stupid.
He jumped over the car and aimed, but he was too late,
Deadpool:Bad Deadpool.
He looked behind him and saw a man trying to sneak by him.
Deadpool:Seven.
he shot him in the head,
Deadpool:Good Deadpool.
Bullets came flying at him, he jumped over a white car and ducked behind the second SUV. The bullets stopped And Deadpool stood up and saw the man reloading,He yelped when he resumed fire. The man jumped on the hood of the car and aimed at Deadpool striking a pose on the pavement.
Click.
Deadpool:Someone's not counting.
Ruby:Come To Think Of it....Dang It!I Didn't Count It Either.
Deadpool shot him in the head,
Deadpool:Six.
Two more ducked behind a black van, one pulled a grenade from his belt, he lifted his arm to throw it, but Deadpool stepped out and shot the grenade still in his hand.
Deadpool:¡Me gusta cinco!
Deadpool did a little dance, only to be shot. Right in the ass, he fell onto the pavement in a comedic fashion.
(Y/n):WHY DID I GET SHOT IN THE ASS!?
Deadpool:Fffffffour..... and I Know It Sucks!
Deadpool groaned as he shot up from between his legs. He slowly stood up and sighed,
Deadpool:Right up main street.
He walked over to the guy who shot him,
Deadpool:Three, two! Stupid, but worth it!
Will:Now,Time For Deadpool To Finish Up.
Yang:But There's Three Guys Left And He's Got One Bullet!How Is (Y/n) Gonna Do This?!
Will & (Y/n):Just Watch.
Three men were left, Deadpool patiently waited a second as they all lined up After They Did So,He Made another little spin and with one bullet he killed all three of them.
Yaoyorozu:D-did he Just.....Kill Three People.......With One Bullet?
Todoroki:I Know I'm Not A Guy that Curses That Alot But......HOLY SH*T!
Deadpool:Ohhhhhh
Deadpool moaned as he inhaled the gun smoke,
Deadpool:I'm touching myself tonight.
Will:The End But (Y/n),There Is Something I gotta Do First And That's This.
Will Dashed towards And Grabbed Your Omnitrix Causing It To Spark As He Looked He Was Rewiring It Or Something Until He let Go and You Asked....
(Y/n):What Did You Do?
Will:I Changed It...As It No Longer Just Changes You Into Ben 10 Aliens But I Made It To Where,it Can Transform You Into ANY Fictional Character in It's Database And You Already Got Crash Bandicoot And The Titans In it,So With The Aliens And The Power Of the Multiverse,Think Of it As Some kind of Ani-Trix Or Anime Omnitrix.
(Y/n):AWESOME!!!
(Bf/n):You Just Get Awesomer And Awesomer,Don't You Dude?