Main pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Post-timeskip
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*Kenma in a stream*
Kenma: I bought FNAF Security Breach, as you requested. I'm going to be start playing it today.
Kenma: Also you can recommend other video ideas if you'd like.
@ilovekenma: can we see a vlog of u and ur husband tmw?
Kenma: Ah, sorry. My husband is unfortunately out of town for two weeks.
@ishipkuroken: do you miss him?
Kenma: I mean... It's just two weeks, but yeah. I do. I've spent my whole life next to him, except one year, when he went to collage and I was still in high school. To be honest, that was the worst year of my life. Long-distance relationships are really hard.
Kenma: Now... Where the fuck is FNAF...
*Kenma realizes a video named "watch" in his desktop*
Kenma: Hey guys... Um... I just found an video named "watch" on my desktop...
Kenma: Should I watch it?..
Comments: YES
Kenma: Ok, I guess...
*Kuroo in the video*: Hey love.
Kenma: Tetsu?
*Kuroo in the video*: I don't know when you'll find this, but I hope it's before I come back so that you'll feel less alone. I hope you're not playing more than you should and getting enough sleep.
Kenma: I'm sorry everyone but my husband might not be comfortable with-
*Kuroo in the video*: You're wondering whether it's ok to watch this during a stream, aren't you? You can watch it, I'm fine with it. Also for the comments that are probably asking how the fuck I knew, I'm his husband, I know him better than himself.
*Kenma, muttering*: You so do not.
*Kuroo in the video*: Oh but I so do.
*Kenma blushes*
*Kuroo in the video*: Stop blushing over a video, Ken.
@kurokensupremacy: he's like a telepath
Kenma: No. Stop it.
*Kuroo in the video*: Anyways, I've been practicing this for some time now but I still haven't mastered it, so don't judge me ok?
Kenma: If I see anyone saying anything mean about him, I'll make your life a living hell, ok?
*Kuroo in the video*: Don't threaten them, babe.
Kenma: Sorry...
*Kuroo in the video, smirking*: You just apologized to a video...
Kenma: Shut up!
*Kuroo in the video, getting a guitar*: I can't shut up either, this is, again, a video. Anyways, as I was saying before you threatened your viewers, I have a song to sing to you.
*Kuroo in the video*:
I steal a few breaths from the world for a minute
And then I'll be nothing, forever
And all of my memories
And all of the things I have seen will be gone
With my eyes with my body with me
*Kuroo in the video, smiling*:
But me and my husband,
We are doing better
It's always been just him and me, together
So I bet all I have on that furrowed brow
*A line appears at the bottom of the video that makes Kenma chuckle*
The line: Seriously tho stop furrowing ur brows, Ken, u'll get wrinkles.
*Kuroo in the video winks and continues singing*:
And at least in this lifetime
We're sticking together
Me and my husband
We're sticking together
And I am the idiot with the painted face
In the corner, taking up space
But when he walks in, I am loved, I am loved
*A tear rolls down on Kenma's face as he smiles*
*Kuroo, smiling as well*:
Me and my husband
We are doing better
It's always been just him and me, together
So I bet all I have on that furrowed brow
And at least in this lifetime
We're sticking together
Me and my husband
We're sticking together
Me and my husband
We are doing better
*Kenma sniffles as Kuroo in the video puts down the guitar*
*Kuroo in the video*: I love you.
Kenma: I love you too.
*Kuroo in the video*: I love you more.
*Kenma, smiling*: I love you the most.
*Kuroo in real life, sneaking up to Kenma behind his back, whispering in his ear*: I love you the mostest.
*Kenma punches Kuroo in the face*
Kuroo: OW! KENMA!
Kenma: TETSUROU WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Kuroo: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUNCH ME?!
Kenma: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SNEAK UP ON ME?!
Kuroo: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE
Kenma: YOU KNOW I HATE SURPRISES
*Kuroo in the video*: I wonder if sneaking up on him is a bad idea...
*Kuroo in the video*: Nah, it'll be fine...
*Kuroo's (the one irl) nose starting to bleed*: Fuck.
*Kenma, now panicked*: Shit shit shit shit. Ok, stay here. No wait fuck, no, come with me.
*Kuroo, smiling at his husband worrying about him, with a cute obedient voice*: Okay.
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I watched @markiplier's FNAF Security Breach gameplay and I wanna buy it but it's too expensive :/
Also someone said that you either think Freddy is hot or see him as a father figure and I couldn't agree more. (I see him as a father figure)